The first actress is easy She used to be a B+ movie actress who made some bad choices. Couldn't get a part and one May was convinced to come over. She is actually one of the few who enjoyed it the first few years. She was young and still getting offers from guys in their 30's and 40's. She was making way more than she made as an actress and having the time of her life. Now though it is getting harder to make the same kind of money and when she does find a man it is usually some guy in his 60's or older. The rest don't want her because she has been around for too many seasons.
Another actress who has made it off the yacht system but will probably be back is this former B+ television actress. She first came to Cannes a few years ago and was caught up in the excitement. She found a young rich guy right away and thought it was going to be great. The drugs were great, the guy provided the kind of sex she loved and she wanted to party all summer. After about a month the guy had found someone younger and the actress found herself strung out and then she got lucky and met a big world famous celebrity and he got her out of the cycle and the next thing you know she is back in Hollywood.
A slew of reality stars have tried to join in the parade but its harder for them because the men like to brag and its much easier to brag about someone who was on a hit television show or was a star in the movies than some reality show no one has heard of. One reality show actress who did make it for awhile was on Real World. She had been very popular on the show and men in Europe knew who she was and she lasted a season or two before getting strung out and then had no takers.
There is the British reality star/actress who is always available but only picks one guy and controls her partying. She loves it and says that three months in the south of France pays for her entire year of living. She tries to have a regular boyfriend the rest of the year, and always manages to break up just after Easter.
Don't think this has been going on just the past few years either. One of the greatest acting legends of all time made her fortune doing the same thing way back in the day of old Hollywood. Everyone talks about her with awe. That is their dream.
1. Tara Reid
ReplyDelete3. Trishelle
4. Kelly Brook
1. Tara Reid
ReplyDelete3. Trishelle
4. I like the Kelly Brook guess, but has she been in too many long-term relationships to disqualify her (in terms of time line).
2. Hayden P
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Tara for 1 since Lindsey is too much in the spotlight to take time to be in Europe and away from Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteThe legend I want to say is Dietrich, after she left Hollywood, she remained a staple in Europe not working but still making tons of money by other means.
Is the old-time yacht girl Grace Kelly?
ReplyDeleteGrace Kelly as the legend? She met Price Ranier at Cannes in 1955 and married 1956.
ReplyDelete@Grey... yes, Hayden. She's got a new TV show starting in the fall.
ReplyDeletedream girl from back in the day - Princess Grace
ReplyDeleteI like Amartel's guess! Grace Kelly got a Prince to marry her.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Kelly Brook goes, it does say she has a boyfriend for most of the year......I think it is her.
Tara Reid is definitely #1
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about the others but here are some guesses:
Lindsey Lohan
Blake Lively
Vanessa Hudgens
Amanda Bynes
1. Tara Reid
ReplyDelete2. Hayden P.
3. Trishelle
4. Kelly Brook
5. Betty White
Vanessa Hudgens wishes!
ReplyDelete2 Hayden, we've seen her out partying on a yacht before, right?
ReplyDelete3 I was going to say Tonya from Chicago, but I forgot all about Trishelle, that dirty little minx.
Betty White should be a guess for every debauched blind.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about Hayden P.
Just remembered seeing pics of Elisabeta Canalis on a yacht last year and I think it was Cannes.
It's not Kelly Brook. She's been in long-term relationships with Jason Stratham & Billy Zane. Has been with someone for at least 2 years...
ReplyDeleteWhat about Lady Victoria Hervey?
Enty states : focus on three or so actresses , but if I am reading this correctly, it is a total of 5 females, 3 actresses and 2 reality show actresses .
ReplyDelete~~She used to be a B+ movie actress who made some bad choices.
~~She made it off the yacht system but will probably be back, former B+ television actress.She got lucky and met a big world famous celebrity and he got her out of the cycle and the next thing you know she is back in Hollywood.
~~-One reality show actress was on Real World
~~British reality star/actress who breaks up with current BF after Easter so she will be available for -her 3 mo Cannes ..job..
~~One of the greatest acting legends of all time made her fortune doing the same thing way back in the day of old Hollywood. Everyone talks about her with awe. That is their dream.
2 is definitely Hayden P. It references "the kind of sex she likes", which we know is ROUGH.
ReplyDeleteTrishelle is hysterical. She was in some ninja cheerleaders movie that's AWESOME if you can find it. Definitely worth it for the comedy factor.
Well, hell, Michael K on Dlisted just revealed the first one.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of freaking life is this????? V
ReplyDeleteGuys, check out dlisted today for the Tara Reid/60-yo boyfriend story...ugh just the thought skeeves me out.
ReplyDelete#1, clearly Tara Reid, should see if she could get one of those 60-somethings (or heck, even older, the older the better) to marry her. Not a bad gig at ALL. If she can snag an octogenarian with one foot in the grave, in a few years she can relax completely.
ReplyDelete1. Tara R.
ReplyDelete2. Hayden P., the big celebrity being Klitschko
3. reality star - no idea.
4. Only one coming to mind is Katie Price, but she seems to do just fine on her own with book deals, clothing etc - besides the fact that I don't find her very appealing. But maybe there's men that do.
5. Grace Kelly. Actress to princess.
Eww I just saw Tara on Dlisted with an old fart!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but this is the comment that has made me laugh hardest today!
DeleteDef Blake for # 2. How can we forget those yacht pics of her and Leo?
ReplyDeleteLainey has pics of Tara with her 60 year old.
ReplyDeleteJamie Chung started out on The Real World. Not sure if it is her though because Enty would have mentioned that the reality star is...lets say C list? She was in the Hangover 2 and Sucker Punch
ReplyDeleteWasn't Jacinda Barrett on the RW? She did a couple of movies a few years ago then vanished. Maybe she is the reality star, but with European name recognition.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all--nasty!
ReplyDeleteSecondly, I'm going to go look up all the Cannes pix! (if I can find them, now that Enty has done away with the previous post links that USED TO BE on the left under "Blog Archive."
WTF is up with that??? (I will keep asking)
@ Basil, that's a great guess for the reality star. She was on RW Paris, and she's a model from Australia.
ReplyDeleteNot Jacinda Barrett she has been married to actor Gabriel Macht since 2004 and has a child with him. He is in a great series on USA called Suits 2nd season starts in June.
ReplyDelete@selenakyle, now that you mention it...hey, where are those handy links? Hope this isn't permanent.
ReplyDeleteJacinda is on some lame new ABC show that starts in the fall. Probably not her, but TRASHelle.
ReplyDeleteI could only come up w/ Tara, you guys are too good as per!
ReplyDeleteYou have to look under Labels and hope Enty filed them correctly.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/Cannes%20Photos
I know one of the other cast members from the first Las Vegas RW from college by extension - this would be in line with other things he's said about Trishelle.
ReplyDeleteIf I were beautiful and loved money, and didn't mind sleeping with men I didn't love, I'd definitely try and become a yacht girl. But otherwise, no thanks!
ReplyDeleteMost the time I ride on the coattails of everyone else's guesses, but I like these ones:
1. Tara
2. Hayden
3. Jacinda Barrett
4. Kelly Brook (I have no idea)
5. Grace Kelly
And I dont know about the British reality star, but I agree with Tara Reid, Hayden P and Grace Kelly for the others; all fit perfectly.
ReplyDeleteSince this blind seems to be fairly well solved, how about putting our minds to one of Enty's Twitter blinds:
ReplyDeleteWhat C+ tv actor who lost his job asked his B list actress g/f to quit her job to get back at producers? She said no. Break up imminent.
Off to Google "Trishelle".
ReplyDeleteI like the Grace guess but something doesn't add up, Grace Kelly was still a working actress in 1956 when she met and married Rainier so she would not need to be a yacht girl, not to mention the Kelly's were old money from Philadelphia so Grace was never wanting for cash.
ReplyDeleteskittlekitty, thanks for the tweet blind. I say the glee guy and girl whatstherenames. and good for her for not quitting.
ReplyDeleteregarding the cannes blind, I realize now after reading this blog, especially over the past few months when the blinds have been getting more and more disturbing, that the movie/tv business is pretty much a big whore house.
And Tara was just pictured a few days ago leaving the yacht in the AM with a couple, implying she was in a paid 3 some with them.
ReplyDeleteHayden P for #2, those pics of her with bruises and welts all over her ass on a yacht with her boxer BF at the time and Enty implying some other reason why she had them (rough sex). All at Cannes.
OK, I'm just gonna come out and say it. I never really gave Hayden a second look, lil fidget w/ nice butt are dime a dozen, but after reading all the "blinds" about her and how damaged/whorish she is, its all making my pants perk up.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to be at Comic Con in Philly. I might have to attend w/ a bag of blow hanging from my fly and ask her to sign a paddle.
I thought it was Joan Crawford.
ReplyDeleteBrigette Bardot came to mind before Grace Kelly - Cannes and film legend.
ReplyDelete@MontanaMarriott Maybe it is Grace, only early in her career? After all, she wasn't born into Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteOr, there's always Marilyn Monroe.
Is Joan Crawford talked about with "awe" though? I think contempt/mockery/ire would be better adjectives for her. The last sentence "That is their dream." is what makes Grace Kelly fit, at least for me - to become a princess.
ReplyDeletedidn't tara reid get married last year to some greek millionaire?
ReplyDeleteno Sienna Miller?
ReplyDelete1. Tara Reid
ReplyDelete2. Elisabetta Canalis (world famous celebrity, George Clooney)
3. Trishelle
4. Kelly Brooks
5. Grace Kelly
Email, it was a drunken stunt. They weren't legally married.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Grace Kelly, she modeled in New York while taking acting lessons and it's true she liked older men and sex but her career was too hot for her to need this. She was an early Oscar winner.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I'm interested in the tweet blind.
ReplyDeleteMark Salling & Naya Rivera maybe?
Grace Kelly was getting old. Actresses used to get shit-canned (politely, behind the scenes) for being too old.
ReplyDeletedon't forget back then you didn't make huge sums of money for acting like now.
ReplyDeletejust because you were a working and famous actress you didn't have shitloads of money.
#1 Tara Reid
ReplyDelete#2 Blake Lively - with Leo being the celeb who brought her back
Nothing for the others, I don't watch Real World & am unfamiliar with British celebs
I think Joan Crawford was known to be a lady of easy virtue. She would have done this and she did end up married to the Chairman of the Board of Pepsi-Cola. That kept her in money and spotlights for many more years. She still thought it was all about her.
ReplyDelete@spacecowboy78 - In my house she is. :) She was the most glamorous movie star of her time, or maybe any time, and quite fiesty. Some studio execs were terrified of her. Love me some Joan Crawford!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Monroe ? Only because she was featured on all of the official festival film posters at Cannes this year. Grace was from a really wealthy and politically connected family.
ReplyDeleteJust saw this about Tara Reid on another site. Smoking gun for #1.
ReplyDeletehttp://socialitelife.com/tara-reid-gets-her-claws-into-60-year-old-de-grisogono-founder-fawaz-gruosi-photos-05-2012?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+celebuzz%2FkEGh+%28Socialite+Life+RSS%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
No wonder Lilo was so desperate to be in Cannes last year.
ReplyDelete#1 obviously Tara
TV actress, I'm thinking Eva Longoria. She seems to be in Canne every year, but not attached to any quality movies. I think this year is the first she has a movie of any note coming out.
Reality chic-who cares?
The Brit is a hard one because I'm not a reality fan, but I think Kelly Brook is a model/actress, not a reality star/actress. Am I wrong?
For the legend, I hate to say this, but Elizabeth Taylor? Is Grace Kelly an acting legend or a Hollywood legend? I totally buy it could be Joan Crawford.
Didn't Rita Hayworth meet Aly Aga Khan in Cannes? She's definitely a legend.
ReplyDeleteI can't see the British star being Kelly as the rumours have always been that she's a professional beard. Most men she's been with have had gay rumours attached to them. I can't think who else it c
ould be though.
My only comment is I don't think it's Grace, just doesn't sit right with me. The whole legend of Grace is what she gave up to be a princess, she was sitting on top of the world, didn't need to be a yacht girl.
ReplyDeletePlus Grace Kelly & Prince Ranier did their entire courtship by mail. She had a break in filming To Catch a Thief one day, was given a quick tour of the Monaco palace & that was it for her introduction to Ranier. He started writing to her back in the US and by the next time they met in New York she was introducing him to her family. And as far as getting old she was 26 when she retired. She had at least 15 more good years of lead roles had she continued acting.
ReplyDeleteRe: Tweeted blind:
ReplyDeleteI didn't think it had been announced that any of the Glee cast was leaving, though they might fit.
I think the Joan Crawford guess might be right. She really was an acting legend (my guess Monroe, was certainly a legend but not for acting).
ReplyDeleteFrom Joan Crawford: Hollywood Martyrby David Bret.
Reveals the following: that Crawford's mother made her prostitute herself, that three of Crawford's husbands were gay, and that the star appeared in porn films and liked rough sex. And that's just for starters.
I agree with most of the guesses with the exception of Grace Kelly. She left a successful career in hollywood to marry the prince. Plus she didn't need to hop on a Yacht to get herself a rich man, I'm sure she had plenty of offers without having to leave her front porch.
ReplyDeleteTweeted blind solve?
ReplyDeleteSMASH isn't bringing back Debra Messing's on-screen (and off-screen) boyfriend Will Chase/"Michael Swift".
Count Jerkula - Your comment made me laugh:) That sounds like a plan!
ReplyDeleteThe legend could be Joan Crawford or Mae West as both were rumored to have been prostitutes, there is one other actress that escapes my mind that could fit as well.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it was MM or Grace though and Liz didn't need to trick for her baubles.
As a tangent to this blind... it's worth noting that Kim Kardashian has pics of her on a Cannes yacht out there today.
ReplyDeleteAnd her reason for being in Cannes, is...?
I would also be wholly unsurprised to see pictures of Lana Del Ray on a yacht in the very near future.
Again, her reason for being in Cannes, was...?
Really surprised Mischa isn't one of these, but I like the Tara/Trichelle guess.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think we know this is exactly what Lindsay was doing there last year, the big scandal was the picture of her on the yacht with the serving tray next to her that may or may not have shown cocaine on it. I remember some wealthy "couple" ended up saying Lindsay was their guest on that yacht.
The thing about "world famous celebrity" makes me wonder if it isn't an actor but someone who's famous for something else, a la Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDeleteThe Tara guess is perfect.
I wouldn't consider her an "acting legent," but Brigitte Bardot would be my guess for the last one otherwise.
ReplyDeleteMarylin Monroe is my guess for the last one.
ReplyDeleteEveryone looks up to her in awe. Many people have posters of her (my roommate in college had a poster of her on her side of the room. I had to look at that thing every morning.)
The second one would be Miss Hayden P.
Hello! Elizabeth Taylor!! She was as big as you get back in the day. Maybe not as big as Crawford or Davis on talent, but definitely fame and definitely personal life. I'm going with Liz ftw.
ReplyDeleteSkittle,
ReplyDeleteI think you totally nailed the tweeted blind item. Totally Debra Messing & Will Chase
Don't see Kelly for this -- she was a big star when she met Rainier while shooting "To Catch A Thief" in Monaco (altho Rainier sort of arranged the meeting.)
ReplyDeleteDidn't Rainier originally want Marilyn Monroe? It was a set-up marriage for publicity for Monaco. The family did not like Monroe's reputation, and she was not Catholic.
ReplyDeleteNot Liz. She was a child star and married to a Hilton at the age of what...18? Then she married everyone else in the world.
ReplyDeleteI think number 4 could be Victoria Silstedt, she is in Cannes, on a yacht, with an old guy, had a reality show, is famous for nothing and leads a lavish lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteMarilyn Monroe is all those girls idol...
ReplyDeletejacinta barrett was on RW London...
ReplyDeleteI think Grace is the right guess.
ReplyDeleteHer father hated acting, thought it was "one step above the gutter", so can see him not giving her money, hoping she would grow out of it.
She was a renowned party girl, from as soon as her first film, the rumors of lots,of coke and sleeping with actors were barely contained by the studios. She was famous for sleeping with her leading men.
She headed up the US delegation to Cannes in 1955. She met the Prince at an arranged photo op. after she left they began to write to each other. He then came to the US and proposed after 3 days.
Alfred Hitchcock said "he was very happy she found herself such a great part".
I believe the real world star was jacinda barrett as well.
ReplyDelete1. Tara Reid
ReplyDelete2. Blake Livly
3. ???
4. Kelly Brook
5. Kim Novak
What is that model Irina doing in Cannes anyway?
ReplyDeleteJoan Crawford's daughter wrote that book that was used as source material for 'Mommie Dearest' If Joan Crawford really was #5, she woulda said I believe, she did not old back at all in that book!
ReplyDeleteI don't think it is Joan Crawford because she had money troubles later on in life. Liz Taylor was the highest paid actress back in the day so I doubt she would need to be a yacht girl. Not to mention, she made a fortune with that perfume line.
ReplyDeleteI know she is not an "acting" legend, but what about "legend" Zsa Zsa Gabor for the last blind?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Jacinda Barrett married to Gabriel Macht?
ReplyDeleteBlake Lively is on air freshener tv ads in NZ at the moment, must have fallen on hard times in the last few years.....
ReplyDeleteJoan Crawford didn't like to travel and rarely left California in her heyday. She did travel for Pepsi, but this was when she was quite a bit older...I just don't see her as a fit for this blind. I agree with the Marlene Dietrich guess.
ReplyDeleteKelly was 26 when she married Rainier (after winning an Oscar and working nonstop, also having a high-profile affair with dress designer Oleg Cassini) so don't think she's the old time actress. I think it was someone like Ava Gardner or Dietrich, someone with a high profile in Europe.
ReplyDeleteI agree with all the other guesses, though.
Winner winner chicken dinner on Tara being the 60 year old dater
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/22/tara-reid-dating-fawaz-gruosi-actress-dating-60-year-old-jeweler_n_1537345.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
So now that I've learned that actresses that go on yachts with rich guys at Cannes are gold-digging whores, does that mean that Michelle Rodriguez is schtupping these two old farts?:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imagebam.com/image/18db34191880395
Maybe a Lezzie Show for them?
British star is Dannii Minogue-reality show judge and just broke up with boyfriend, always in Cannes
ReplyDeleteDannii Is Australian not British.
DeleteBlake for # 2...the girl sure learns quickly
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Blake Lively, she was dating Leo then Ryan. Besides, she has been a working actress the whole time.
ReplyDeleteClearly, not that the sleazy yacht girl type. Where do you bozos get this garbage? I think you are just bitter haters.
Tara Reid is an obvious choice and you can be assured that the very skanky Kim K. is getting on this action too.
sorry, my fault about Dannii
ReplyDeleteLiz. Onasis was the catch.
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