Friday, May 18, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

If sometimes trampy, always crafty Veronica Bee-Stings can find love, then we all can, right?!

That's what Awful Truth's broken hearted club is hoping, at least. Because we recently caught wind that our dear VBS—who never met a husband she couldn't steal or a lie she wouldn't tell—isn't just hooking up with her current beefcake B-Lister.

Nope, Ronnie has been bitten by the love bug. And how!

"She's telling everyone she knows that she's in love," a close pal of Veronica's dishes about the surgically enhanced starlet and her boy toy of the moment, who (if you believe Ms. Bee-Stings) might be "the one."

How trés romantic, no?! Sounds like someone's ready to get wifed up!

Actually, on second thought, that's not saying much, as Veronica has always been known to fall hard and fast for the many men in her life. At least that's what she wants you to believe...she values the paparazzi pictures of her and her famous beaus far more than any TLC they give her.

That is, until now.

"She's changed her ways. Really!" her friend promises. "She's not interested in setting up tabloid pictures or flaunting him on the red carpet. She actually likes spending time with him. It helps that he's crazy about her too."

All her ways except one.

We have a feeling she isn't exactly revealing her nasty secrets to this dude either, ya know, in case her rather risqué past makes him want to cut and run.

So instead she'll keep those sexy skeletons buried in the back of her closet, behind all those Hervé mini-dresses and designer pumps.

AND IT AIN'T: Katy Perry, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele

43 comments:

  1. Blake and Ryan, sitting in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    ReplyDelete
  2. I know this is Blake, but what's with the AIAs? How does she relate to Charlize?

    ReplyDelete
  3. but does blake really have enough rumors surrounding plastic surgery to warrant; "Veronica's dishes about the surgically enhanced starlet"?

    and "bee-stings" leads me to believe it is a young media figure with obvious lip injections?????????

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hopefully a trollop from fox news!? Scandalous!

      Delete
    2. Or maybe it's Shepard Smith! He's finally coming out!

      Delete
    3. Nose job and boob job that she always denies

      Delete
  4. I was thinking Cameron Diaz with her recent boob job and many boyfriends. Not sure who she is dating now though.

    ReplyDelete
  5. MCV2989 - her obvious nose job made the rounds tabloid-wise when she got the Gossip Girl gig because it/she looked rather different coming from the Traveling Pants movies...

    ReplyDelete
  6. MCV2989 - Also, when her nude pics were going around the internet, people were also saying that it confirmed that she'd had a boob job as well.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Any starlet particularily fond of Herve mini-dresses (I know nothing about Herve) --- and is TLC a hint?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Blake is the supposed muse for different designers and recently got a whole closetful of shoes. Definately her. Plus Ryan is
      Definately B- on a good day

      Delete
  8. The nose and boobs, but she has great legs...even with the work Blake isn't pretty...
    But then Ryan isn't exactly exciting...
    But secrets don't stay hidden, just ask Angie....

    ReplyDelete
  9. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  10. yeah the top suspect at Blind Items Exposed is Blake Lively. I just go with them because Ted's writing makes me dizzy.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Because of TLC, I was thinking of Stacy London, but she doesn't have any famous beaus.

    ReplyDelete
  12. I now say "AND IT AIN'T" in my daily life all super sassy with my hands on my hips and rolling my eyes.

    ReplyDelete
  13. In the first Bee Stings blind I think; he said she had the boob job done with the extra fat injection procedure so they looked so natural. That's why it's "Bee Stings" (boobs, not lips) This is def Blake.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Flying without a net, I'm gonna say Jlo.

    ReplyDelete
  15. kim k wears a lot of those dresses. if the Herve fits....

    ReplyDelete
  16. J-Love does like her Herve bandage dresses.....but so does Kim K.
    I don't know much about Blake so can't comment on her.

    ReplyDelete
  17. who did Blake steal? I feel bad I don't know much about her.

    ReplyDelete
  18. don't know whose husband kim k stole either, but could 'bee stung' refer to butt injection? and kanye gave her that horrible looking pair of expensive boots/shoes from his clothing line so that might be part of the 'designer pumps' himt. also....it says 'beefcake b-lister',
    i think it would have mentioned actor if it was ryan reynolds.

    i thought maybe kanye was using kim k for the publicity, he needs it more than she does.

    i can't imagine though what she could be hiding that would make kanye west cut and run.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Didn't Blake supposedly have an affair with Affleck? Hence husband stealing!

    ReplyDelete
  20. And she started with Ryan while he was married to Scarlet ( Green Lantern) and then he dumped her...and here we go again.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Don't forget Weinstein she fucked him too....doubt it's breaking up his marriage, as long as she gets to play with her too (as a dress up doll)

    ReplyDelete
  22. Ksus - There's no way Kanye West is B anything. In rap terms, he's pretty much A to A+.

    Go look at the Metacritic for My Beautiful Twisted Dark Fantasy. CRITICS were saying it was the best album since the Beatles. I don't get it, since I'm a huge rap fan and I thought the album sucked, but I guess it worked for ya'll.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Amanda Bynes? She's a huge fan of the minis. Hayden P?

    ReplyDelete
  24. So can this whole blind be summarized as "this actress is in love"? Seriously, Ted? 1000 needless blowhard words to say what I did in 5 words. Lol

    ReplyDelete
  25. MrWolf, thanks for the info, shows how much i know about rap music.....i thought i was being generous by assuming kanye west was a B.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Herve=Bandage Dresses.
    Bandage Dresses=Amanda Bynes, Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

    Beyond that? I have no idea.

    ReplyDelete
  27. I would say Eva Longoria. She cheated, stole, and lied to her past two husbands. She put out the fake story of finding text messages on Tonys phone when in fact he is the one that caught her cheating and pushed for the divorce. She also targets married men.

    ReplyDelete
  28. It's obviously Jennifer Lopez

    ReplyDelete
  29. Anonymous5:56 PM

    I've seen plenty of pictures of Blake Lively in high school and she looks exactly the same. She has a petite chest, so where is all this work she's supposedly had done? I think this is full of shit.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Anonymous6:00 PM

    Hayden P, on the other hand, just bought her some new tit-tays, so I'd go with her over Blake.

    Whoever said Blake wasn't pretty up there is fucking kidding herself. Pretending Blake Lively is ugly doesn't make you any more attractive.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Def Blake and Ryan. She has definitely gotten a nose and boob job. Not to mention her history of moving in on married men (affleck) and having pals stalk her relationships (Leo and others...). I think Ryan deserves better... But his thing for beautiful blondes seems to be clouding his judgment. I liked him and alanis the most.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Tramps, crarafty - Pammy Anderson??

    Crafty might refer to her 'clothing' label??

    Plenty of obvious surgery?

    ReplyDelete

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days