Hugh Grant learned this lesson a long time ago. Never throw food. Tameka Foster wasted a perfectly good plate of food by throwing it at the car of Usher when he tried to bring his girlfriend by Tameka's house. First of all, Usher is an idiot for bringing his girlfriend to Tameka's house and expecting nothing to happen. Second, who goes outside of the house with a plate of food in their hand and then starts hitting people and taking swings? This doesn't sound possible, but Usher said that is what happened. He also said Tameka spit on the car and tried to hit his girlfriend. Usher has a girlfriend? Maybe Tameka thought it was a girl but it was Justin Bieber. 18? Looks 12? Anyway, how do you balance food and swing? Seems hard. When Usher tried to drive away Tameka threw the food at the car.
I thought she was a crazy bitch even before he married her (Usher you should have listened to your Mama! She told you not to marry her crazy ass) but really you are asking for major drama if you bring a girlfriend around and ex like that. He knows Tameka is nuts. And what is with her knees? They look like she was walking on them just before that picture was taken.
ReplyDelete*an ex, I meant
ReplyDeleteIt always fascinates me that two people can be so in love at one point and then hate each other with every fiber of their being the next minute. The sad part is that there are two small kids involved, who see and hear more than they should.
ReplyDelete::hands Tameka some lotion and walks out of thread::
ReplyDeleteEvery one warned him about Tameka the viper, but he wanted to squash the gay rumors and married her. He should have gotten a nice beard and then would have been much happier in the long run.
ReplyDeleteBTW Usher looked terrible on SNL this weekend, totally on something.
Usher should never take Justin back to the house, should keep his bitch away from Tameka.
ReplyDeleteI love me some Hugh Grant. I'm probably the only one in the world who doesn't think he makes enough movies.
ReplyDeleteHe does have a girlfriend and has for a long time. She's also an older woman and she either used to be or currently is his manager. Grace Miguel.
ReplyDeleteI just like the headline. Nice summation of the real tragedy here.
ReplyDeleteTo the blogger who asked "what is up with her knees, it looks like she's been walking on them."
ReplyDeleteUMMMMM, how else do you think girlfriend landed Usher? hahaha
This pic is too easy ;)
Any idiot who throws gasoline on a fire by taking his new girlfriend by his ex's house is a dumbshit. 'Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteThat girl took alot of shit from people who said she was too normal looking to marry Ursher. Since this whole custody thing is going on they both r getting crazy!
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends did that once. And boy, did I ever die laughing when she told me.
ReplyDelete@Jasmine LOL!!
ReplyDeleteWell, I threw a burrito at someone once.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok though, she was a serious cuntbag.
She wasted money on that too-small dress and shoes, too. Looks like she's crammed into both, and in a non-flattering way.
ReplyDeleteFling dem beans, Hugh!
ReplyDeleteRe that first pic: Someone's got ashy knees.
ReplyDelete@Rose omg YES, love the british accent and that seductiveness!
ReplyDelete@Urban...LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteFor the love of God, please tell me there wasn't bacon on her plate.
ReplyDeleteTeam Tameka.
ReplyDeleteTotal disrespect to take a new girlfriend to your ex's house. And Usher's whining because food hit his car? Really? As if HE was going to be the one to wash it.
Lol true.
DeleteWell, Uncle Rico hit Napoleon with a steak...!
ReplyDeleteugh. trash, the whole lot of them.
ReplyDeleteand while usher is certainly NO saint, isn't tameka really shady to begin w/? i remember something a while back that the first baby daddy said to that effect. after 5 kids you'd think she'd have a wee more decorum.
lol @ hugh's bean-slinging. #englishmanfail
He said in court that he parked the car down the hill away from the house, then walked his son up the hill to Tameka inside the house.. Tameka realizes what's going on (that he's got another woman in the car and that's why he parked off premises), then charges out of the house, leaving the children in the house alone, and down the hill to confront Grace holding the plate of food in her hand all the while.. she then proceeds to the car and tries to fight Grace and spits at her............WTF? Usher breaks down in tears on the witness stand and there's a pic of Tameka smirking..seriously there is something wrong with Tameka. Usher got his issues but this chick has got a real problem..
ReplyDelete