Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Russell Brand Wants Katy Perry Back


Apparently Russell Brand would like the following scenario where he and Katy Perry are divorced and Russell sleeps with as many women as he can possibly fit into his day while Katy stays home or at least stays busy and only hangs out with herself. Russell has seen the different guys that Katy has been seeing and especially got jealous about the guy Katy was with at Coachella. So jealous that he called her and e-mailed her and texted her for days after begging her to give him another chance. Meanwhile of course he was probably doing this in the five minutes each hour he was not having sex with some woman he just met an hour earlier. I think 20 years from now people will have to really think hard that the two were ever married.


25 comments:

  1. Brand seems to have replaced his substance addictions with sex addiction. I wonder if he is even aware of it.

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  2. I think it's sad for everyone involved.

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  3. I think and hope that Katy's smarter than this. Brand's a bona fide a$$hole whom no one in his or her right mind would want to be around.

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  4. Doesn't surprise me at all. Fucking anal wart.

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  5. @Beth, he talks about his sex addiction in his books. He actually went to rehab for it.

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  6. I'm going to carry on not giving shit...

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  7. I hope 20 years from now people will have to think really hard about who these two people are.

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  8. 20 years from now? From the moment I heard they were engaged, I was dumbstruck and thought it was one of those arranged Hollywood couplings for publicity, etc.

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  9. @Mojees, I think he needs to go back.

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  10. Yes, I'd say so, and it probably wouldnt hurt to make a quick stop at the clinic while he's at it.

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  11. Really???? He really wants her back? I find that hard to believe. Maybe he was jealous, but he apparently never wanted her to begin with or he wouldn't have been sleeping with women non-stop. She needs to move on, and he needs to crawl back to the sewer from whence he came.

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  12. I like the picture of Katy and the new boyfriend. I think it is sweet.

    Oh Russell a day late and a dollar short.

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  13. Not sure him being jealous, maybe even possessive, warrants saying he 'wants her back' but o.k..

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  14. @donner said what I was trying to say, just better.

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  15. her new boyfriend is way hotter and probably cleaner.

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  16. Anonymous9:01 AM

    @ Discoflux: thank you and I agree!

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  17. What is up with this crabby fungus? He can move on, but Katy can't??? What a stupid control freak. Get over yourself, Russell. What a shitbird. (Shout out to The Sopranos).

    See how brave I am when he's no longer shooting here!

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  18. LOL The guy with her in that picture looks like such a GOON there!

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  19. Wasn't it like 2 weeks ago that the rags were screaming "Katy wants Russell back!" on the covers?

    I think those two fell too hard and fast and it just ran out quick and painfully.

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  20. @RenoBlondee I agree. And this story is based on pure rumor just like the Katy "wanting Russell back" story was. "Close sources" say he sent an email. What a bunch of bull.

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  21. This is my issue: Russell is a sober drug addict. Katy was running around doing cocaine while they were married. Look, my dad was an alcoholic and my mom almost left him but when he sobered up she stayed and gave up all alcohol as well. Her using was childish and unloving and I could see her rocking him off his sobriety.

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  22. I like Katy's new guy. He is fine!

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  23. Russell Brand is an intelligent, articulate, sensitive man who just happens to dress like a homeless dandy. This story is such complete bull! He is very serious about his sobriety and Katy parties too much. He's in his thirties and she's in her twenties, they had a brief romance, married foolishly and divorced. He took no money or property after the marriage because he didn't care. He's a gentleman. Both are now living their own lives.

    I wish people wouldn't judge him on how he dresses or his stupid interviews. Listen to his stand up or radio shows. Read what he wrote after Amy Winehouse died. Look at how passionately and actively he participates in addiction programmes. Then compare all of this to whatever it is that Katy Perry does.

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  24. I was right in front of them in this picture!! I turned around and there they were! They were soo cute and lovey and having a good time . She looked so happy and really pretty in person!

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