Russell Brand Wants Katy Perry Back
Apparently Russell Brand would like the following scenario where he and Katy Perry are divorced and Russell sleeps with as many women as he can possibly fit into his day while Katy stays home or at least stays busy and only hangs out with herself. Russell has seen the different guys that Katy has been seeing and especially got jealous about the guy Katy was with at Coachella. So jealous that he called her and e-mailed her and texted her for days after begging her to give him another chance. Meanwhile of course he was probably doing this in the five minutes each hour he was not having sex with some woman he just met an hour earlier. I think 20 years from now people will have to really think hard that the two were ever married.
