The Goopster out and actually dressed normally.
Jessica Alba leaves London.
Jenelle Evans does her best LeAnn Rimes impression.
John Legend is the best dressed dog walker in New York.
Jennifer Love Hewitt with her inspirational message of the day.
Joaquin Phoenix on the set of his new movie.
Have you noticed that Suri walks all the time when she is alone with Katie.
Keira Knightley asks her boyfriend if this dress makes her legs look fat.
Uh-oh, there's Phoenix!
ReplyDeleteLove the cabs in London. Wish they were all like that here.
Oh hello Mr. Phoenix, fancy seeing you here.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, did Suri reach puberty?! That girl looks NOTHING like Tommy Girl.
ReplyDeleteJoaquin Phoenix. Ding ding ding.
ReplyDeleteGwennie only looks normal if you can stand the "pockets hanging out of the bottom of shorts" look. Personally, I think it looks trashy. And it's a look only a 16 year old can carry off.
Teen mom looks so much better than Leanne.
ReplyDeleteAhhh...the Joaquin photo. Is that a hint maybe????? Haven't seen him around in a long long long time.
ReplyDeleteGood God. Holmes has legs like a running back.
ReplyDeletemy little SURI!
ReplyDelete*melts*
that is all.
Is Jenelle whoreange or is it just her shitty iPhone knockoff?
ReplyDeleteJenelle Evans sporting the lovely FUPA Star tattoo.
ReplyDeleteLEAF PHEONIX BE FUCKING HIS SISTER, YO!
I actually think Suri looks more and more Mapother with every new picture we see of her.
ReplyDeleteAs a recent first time dog owner, I have to say that my least favourite thing right now is when I am walking the dog, and I have the dog on a leash in one hand (and she PULLS, like a crazy Husky, because she is part crazy Husky), and a bag of fresh poo in the other (just like John Legend), and then a good looking guy walks by and sees me, sweating, trying to control the damn dog and NOT adjust my glasses with the poo-bag-hand.
Goddamnit.
How hilarious is it going to be when Suri turns 13 and is eight inches taller than Tom.
ReplyDeleteJenelle is a freak.
WOW you guys are good, lol Phoenix it is.
ReplyDelete-How big is Gisele son? He looks huge
-I love to see celebrities walking their own dogs and picking up their own poop, it sorta humbles them to me lol. BTW love his blonde frenchie, is it?
-Suri has a whole lot of hair or does she have some extensions?? lol
- Ok, Kiera's BF looks like a Menudo member, LOL
@Maja With a J, when your dog pulls, stop and turn around, or just stop. They learn quickly that they don't get where they want to go if they pull. Never pull back, that turns it into a contest and trust me a part Husky will always win.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, and I bet your dog is a real cutie!
MM, she probably stole one of Uncle Johnny's wigs when he and daddy slipped out to the bathhouse.
ReplyDeleteJanelle, please put on some clothes. Your body with the fake boobs, orange skin and tat is simply gross looking.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOL @Vicki Cupper
ReplyDeleteKatie has the worst legs. How is that possible? Her upper body is so slender. And doesn't she supposedly dance all the time. Ah, such a mystery.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip, I remember seeing that very same thing on the dog training show on Animal Planet with the English Woman, It's Me Or The Dog @Del Riser
ReplyDelete@Maja - one of my dogs is part husky too... I recommend the gentle leader harness - it's completely humane and it really works. The way it has the leash hook under their snout, if they try to pull, it cocks their head to the side and they learn very quickly.
ReplyDeleteWell, if it is Phoenix, I'm glad it's not John C!
ReplyDelete@Maja, I guess I haven't been around enough lately to notice you're a new mommy! Congrats! Hope you post photos.
ReplyDeleteJoaquin Phoenix
ReplyDeleteCDAN readers are the best!
John Legend, the best dressed RESPONSIBLE dog walker in NY, ty for scoopin' the poo!
ReplyDeleteSomeone already beat me about the gentle leader for those crazy dogs that pull. They really do work.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes there's a Phoenix.
Suri is looking so much like Chris Klein in this photo.
ReplyDelete@Cancan, some of us just have thick legs. It's a bitch that no matter how skinny you are from the waist up, you will always be thick, thick, thick below it. Without some pretty serious sculpting liposuction, a woman's proportions can never change, and thick calves and ankles are almost impossible to change even with very aggressive lipo.
ReplyDeleteAww, Pippa and Puddy out for a walk with daddy! (Yes, I know the name of John Legend's dogs. Thanks twitter).
ReplyDeleteI have yet to see anyone, famous or not, who can take a picture of themselves in the bathroom mirror with a cell phone and not look like a douche. STOP IT WORLD!
The picture of Keira Knightley and her boyfriend looks like it was taken 30 years ago.
ReplyDeleteAgain with those ugly-ass booties, Katie! Stop it! Are those the only shoes she owns?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, I know! She has been wearing those same ?$&@ shoes for a year now. Ugh.
DeleteThanks for the dog walking tips! I am trying the "stop when she pulls" approach, and let's just say, we don't get very far during our walks *L* Her previous owner didn't bother training her (or spaying her, or giving her her shots), so she spent most of her days in the kennel. Needless to say, she is quite excited to go outside, and forgets every command she has ever learned at the sight of another dog (or bird, or mouse, or kid, or cyclist..etc...etc...). She's getting better though. She's very smart.
ReplyDeleteI love John Legend's Frenchie!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteSelf-taken photographs are dumb. Self-taken photos in skimpy clothes in a bathroom are the dumbest. Although for someone wearing nasty eye make-up, orange self-tanner, a pierced belly button (of course) and ugly tattoos (of course, she's not doing duck lips. What the hell?
ReplyDeleteArrggghhhh!!! Not those booties! Again?
ReplyDeleteSuri's hair is major.
ReplyDelete@Maja With a J, the gentle leader works wonderfully for some dogs. My dog is a rescue and when I put one on him he turned into the rankest bucking bull you have ever seen, totally freaking nuts!
ReplyDeleteAnother trick I used with the *stop, turn around* bit is to put a few dog treats in my pocket on the side he walks on, that keeps his nose glued there also. If we walk without him pulling for a fair distance, he gets a treat.
Dayum, Suri has some good hair.
ReplyDeleteLove John Legend.
@Cancan - Dancing all the time is how you get muscular legs and slender everything else. Look at Stacy Keibler for another good example of that.
ReplyDeleteI have an enormous Yellow Lab/Great Dane mix and the gentle leader is a blessing. He literally drug me on my stomach once before that. But I still loved him anyway :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats Maja, happy for you and that your doggie has a good owner now! :)
ReplyDeleteSuri does have great hair.
Isn't Keira recently engaged?
ReplyDeleteBlasphemy! How dare J.Love wear that shirt? She isn't fit to kiss Gabriel Anwar's boots.
Joaquin Phoenix
ReplyDeleteCDAN readers are the best! ??? what was the blind?
@Mooshki said.......
ReplyDelete"Blasphemy! How dare J.Love wear that shirt? She isn't fit to kiss Gabriel Anwar's boots."
LOVE!
@RJ: ugghh aint that the freakin horrible truth :/
ReplyDeletenot gonna hate on katie's legs bc there are some things that just cannot be changed, however, i will most def hate on those booties- they "cut off" her legs and make them look more.. hefty. oh and they're just plain ugly!
i didnt recognize keira in that pic.. thought it was a pic of jtt and some random chick lol
What's on Katie's ankle?
ReplyDeleteI have a pit bull and the Gentle leader is a blessing... She now doesn't pull unless she sees a squirel, and she gets over that real quick!!!
ReplyDeleteI think Suri must have had her hair blown out. Normally it is much flatter and hangs straight.
ReplyDeleteI actually think Suri looks like both Tom and Katie. And yes, she's very cute.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you think that Phoenix in the pix is confirmation he's the answer to the blind? I don't think so at all.
ReplyDeleteRe Katie's legs: If those are thick legs, I'll take 'em!
ReplyDelete^^^(or Keira's)^^^
ReplyDeleteHate to be petty, but what's a gossip site for?
ReplyDeleteWhat i HAVE noticed is that Katie's bootie clodhoppers are in her closet at all. Maybe she thinks that by being kinda flesh-colored, they extend her leg line thus helping her lower extremities problem.
Maybe Katie's 'boots are made for walking'...
ReplyDeleteKatie's legs look *nothing* like Stacy Keibler's! Not even close! (Sorry, I am obsessed with Stacy - she is my fitness idol.)
ReplyDelete*jking* John Legend shouldn't get mad when someone tells him to leash his b@#&$. They may be refering to his dogs.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, that whole controversy was crazy. His fiance is far from a professional singer and should perhaps restrain her personal feelings over Twitter. Those Chris Brown stans are definitely crazy and should probably focus their efforts more on worrying about their future.
@Maja - Def. agree w/ the others on the Gentle Leader. When I worked in rescue, that and the Halti were used often. I use a harness for my lab that goes around his chest/legs/back, which works pretty well, but I can't recall the name of it.
ReplyDelete@RJ - Isn't that the truth. :( Genetics are a real bitch.
I loved Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken. They filmed part of it in my hometown for reasons I will never understand.