The Goopster is really shiny. She must use the same stuff on her legs because they are always shiny too.
Jenelle Evans on the way to get her breast implants. Her boyfriend could use a brain implant.
Quite possibly the most normal Lady GaGa has ever looked in public when on tour.
Also looking normal is Lindsay Lohan. Must be the Sam Ronson smooching.
Because every guy buys electronics based on whether Megan Fox is selling them in thigh highs.
Maggie and Peter take the new baby out.
Mila Kunis shopping in LA.
Mark Ruffalo has a lot of fans.
Jennelle is back with Keefah?!
ReplyDeleteGaga looks amazing. Her cloven-hoof-style shoes do not. But at least they have a heel; not like those ridiculous bootie things she always wears. Baby steps.
ReplyDeleteSo Megan Fox is selling air purifiers and electronic card shufflers now?
ReplyDeleteGood Lord help me, I want Gaga's dress. (NEVER thought I'd ever say that. lol)
ReplyDeleteOmg KIEFFAH?? When did this happen?
ReplyDeleteLindsay's cheeks!! Did she get cheek implants?? Someone pleeeeease help me understand why her face looks like that recently. Like within the last 2-3 weeks, she has a chipmunk face.
She's bulimic (or was) and is probably backk to her old tricks to lose a few lbs before she starts filming Liz&Dick
DeleteYou mean by storing food in her cheeks to purge later?
DeleteCount me among Mark Ruffalo's many fans.
ReplyDeleteI am bonkers for Lady Gaga's dress.
i participated in #scottruffaloday
ReplyDeleteMila's body has been weird lately. Not bad but not like her normally and the face seems puffy. She said that Black Swan really messed up her body once she was able to "eat" again.
fuk, I'll still take it.
Had no idea that Sharper Image was back in biz.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but Maggie G just irritates me. People say she looks like a turtle but that's not it, I haven't got anything against turtles.
ReplyDeleteI want Gaga's dress. I'd accessorize it better.
ReplyDeleteMegan and Mila are both gorgeous. But I agree with the Mila pic, she does look a little puffy and I'm going to fixate on it to make myself feel better. I don't give a shit if that makes me a bad person.
Yeah, I thought Sharper Image had gone belly up.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmark Ruffalo.
ReplyDeleteJax - What was Scott Ruffalo Day? I know he was murdered a few years ago but I didn't realize there was an event related to it.
Also, my brain is having a difficult time forming these words as a sentence but.. Lindsay Lohan looks not awful.
ReplyDeleteGaga looks ga-gorgeous from the ankles up.
ReplyDeleteGoopster needs to eat and stop "cleansing" all the time cuz her hair looks like roasted fried shit. Seriously girl, $400 for some damn diet laxatives and you can't moisturize your damn hair? Get yourself together!
ReplyDeleteGawd, every time I see this chick I just wanna slather some coconut oil on her straw hair. damn.
Is this what having Tracy what's her name for a trainer does to you? Every chick she trains looks like strung out jerky after she's done with them.
Yeah mila has been working out a ton during the last few months, I guess she is trying to pack on muscle or mass. She still looks gorgeous and I love when she smiles!
ReplyDeleteI think Courtney Stodden looks like Rielle Hunters daughter? Same nose shape or something.....
ReplyDeleteI like Gaga's outfit but there must be a twist somewhere that makes it crazy.
ReplyDeleteIt probably has cut out butt cheeks or something..,
Delete@ Hazeldazel: I thumbed through the book that the Goop's trainer Tracy wrote and it was TERRIBLE. The eating plan she suggested was easily less than 1000 calories a day. It's no wonder Goop's hair looks so bad -- she definitely doesn't get enough fat or vitamins in her diet to nourish it naturally. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Gwenyth's forehead? Does she really have bumps?
ReplyDeletePart of Goopy's problem is that she bleaches her hair to such a light shade - I bleached to the same color until about a year and a half ago and no amount of deep conditioning and/or product could get my hair to not look so dry. I tried everything and nothing worked. Her shiny face is just making it look worse too.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't stand Maggie until I saw her with Henry Louis Gates Jr. on Finding Your Roots on PBS - she came across as more soft-spoken than bitchy there and it made me actually kind of like her.
Wow, I really thought Mila Kunis was pregnant when I saw that pic...is she??
ReplyDeleteGaga looks good. Thank God, she chose a different look for her tour (though it's not cute, a wig with short bangs and pigtails). With the picture put up last week, she would have been stoned for biting Madonna's Blond Ambition!!!
ReplyDeleteSharper Image did go belly up. They sold their trademarks to someone else, who uses them to market similarly silly devices. It was probably the only thing of value in the bankruptcy estate. Same thing with Bombay Company.
ReplyDeleteAnd let's face it: the men who would buy things at the old Sharper Image stores would definitely be swayed by Megan Fox.
Mark Ruffalo and Peter Saarsgard. YUM!
ReplyDeleteWell, I was wrong. It appears that Lilo is trying as hard as she is capable of to try and get her life on track. Got to give the gal kudos for that.
Megan would have looked sexier in men's pj's
ReplyDeleteDear Megan Fox,
ReplyDeleteWhatever you have done to your face has settled in nicely, but you scared me for a minute. You were beautiful before you effed with it, you're beautiful now. Please, please please don't eff with it anymore.
Thank you, love.
Mila ate food. Good food her! She looks happy and normal.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say I dealt with Mark Ruffalo in a business situation and he was the coolest and classiest and nicest guy ever. :)
ReplyDeleteI wondered why Mila looks different lately, the explanation Jax gave makes sense.
ReplyDeleteI hope she can get back on track soon, that sort of thing can mess with a girl's head!
Milla must be on her period, she looks bloated.
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