Meanwhile, January Jones took her baby to a pool party where he was introduced to
Joshua Jackson and
Justin Bartha.
Enrique Iglesias and Jennifer Lopez announce their concert tour which Jennifer wanted to call Slytherin.
Jason Statham at the premiere of his new movie in London.
Kimberly Stewart getting two coffees.
Mariah Carey wearing the worst outfit Austria had ever seen.
Austria better have deserts, or that camel is in big trouble!
ReplyDeleteEnrique makes me swoon.
ReplyDelete**SWOON!!!**
Love jennifer G. Hope her husband isnt the asshole i hv read about.
ReplyDeleteMariah-who the hell picks out her clothes? Blind whores??!!
Pacey looks so uncomfortable with that baby haha
ReplyDeleteMariah...all I can write is smh
Moose knuckle times 5. Polar bear knuckle? Put that away, hurk.
ReplyDeleteNice CT Mariah.
ReplyDeletePoor Mariah.
ReplyDeleteThat is the WORST camel toe I have ever seen! How could she not be aware of that? I'll bet she has the worst yeast infection in recorded history today ...
ReplyDeleteJ Lo's dress is awful. It makes her body look weird.
ReplyDeleteMimi is keeping it classy.....
That camel toe is out of control. It scared a little actually
ReplyDeleteHoly camel-toe, Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh good lawd, Mariah. My eyes, my eyes. When you check the mirror, please look lower than the boobs, k?
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't somebody say something about that CT before she was let out like that? EEK
ReplyDeleteMichael K had a "Your Lips Scare Me" tag on his post about Mariah yesterday. I just about peed my pants laughing.
ReplyDeleteOh Mimi... but really, she's just fitting in. In some European countries, they all dress as if they're going snow mobiling.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll point out that it looks like January Jones is smiling. Yay! I'm one of the few who like her.
Mariah Heap
ReplyDeleteyes because your labia lips are MUCH better than fucking panty lines, Mooriah.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO at Mariah's pants! Wow, I'm in the middle of finals and really needed a laugh!
ReplyDeleteMariah!!!! No words.
ReplyDeleteLOL Jax.
ReplyDeleteBabies are a good ice breaker. Maybe she'll make friends with people.
I HATE when people don't put hats on their babies in the sun. Seriously???? You want their little newborn skin to get burned? :(
ReplyDeleteOMG. Just say no to camel toe. Didn't Nick tell her before she left the hotel? OMG.
ReplyDeleteDraw eyes to your crotch much, Enrique & CT Carey?
ReplyDeleteGeesh, such crotch staring promotion, come on peeps!
I want to look elsewhere, but I, I cannot.
*Camel Toe
Jason looks good, Mariah doesn't.
ReplyDeleteIm sorry but i dont like looking at puzzy Mariah!
ReplyDeleteHow can Mariah with that camel toe? It looks painful.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry too much--I'm sure January & the little guy are both well-lathered up w/SPF 5000+, as pale as they both are. He's a cute little guy, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteOh, Mimi...*sigh* I hadn't actually noticed the camel toe until other people pointed it out; I was too fixated on the rest of the outfit...unless you're playing outside in cold weather, the apres-ski look isn't one I'd recommend for onstage wear.
The only positive thing I can say about Mariah is that she looks healthy and has a good self image. I have no idea what she is wearing or why she is wearing it.
ReplyDeleteIt's not bad enough that Mariah's outfit looks like something a wrestler would wear....the CT action certainly doesn't help.
ReplyDeleteI do not like the wash on Enrique's jeans. At all. Way too much contrast between the actual denim color and the faded parts. So distracting. (Although not as distracting as Mariah's CT).
Did Mariah think there was still skiing in April in Austria?
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