Diane Kruger
Jane Fonda looks amazing.
Tilda Swinton
Jessica Chastain always seems to wear exactly the same red carpet look.
Freida Pinto
Lana Del Rey enjoying a smoke and then
heading out to the red carpet in the same dress.
Alec Baldwin then dropped to the ground and suffered a massive heart attack. Threw out his back? Fell backwards when he lost his balance? Dropped her so he could play Words With Friends?
Bruce Willis and Ed Norton.
Freida Pinto is wearing Lisa Frank's vomit.
ReplyDeleteFreida Pinto's dress is awful. That cut is not flattering at all.
ReplyDeleteJessica Chastain needs a better foundational garment; that dress is not helping her boobs.
WTH is Eva Longoria at Cannes?
OMG - just read that Donna Summer died of cancer. I didn't even know she was diagnosed.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Seaward! I just snort-laughed HARD at your comment. Very aptly described. Poor Frida is so pretty, and that dress is so not.
ReplyDeleteI love Alec's wife Hilaria! She is so cool, I take her Yoga class. They are very cute.
ReplyDeleteseward, you owe me a Diet Coke! *cleaning up spilled soda*
ReplyDeleteAnd everyone else looks so nice. She DID have to break out the My Little Pony party dress!
Every time he posts something about Lana del Ray, I get that Video Games song stuck in my head. grrrrr.
ReplyDeleteI love that song
DeleteI'm in love with eva's dress!
ReplyDeleteEva's dress is freaking gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda does look amazing. I swear I'm going to work out today because of that picture.
Tilda Swinton should only wear designs from the woman who won Fashion Star, they are practically twins. Her name is Kara I think. Look it up, you'll agree with me.
Eva looks just stunning!
ReplyDeleteFS and her designs were great!
ReplyDeleteI love Marchesa, that dress is to die for.
ReplyDeleteOh Freida! WTH? Eva does look ravishing but I think trains are ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteneller-time - glad to hear she's a cool woman, maybe she'll calm Alec down.
@Beth- Loreal is a sponsor of Cannes. They always send their peeps to represent ie: Eva and Frieda.
ReplyDeleteNo offense, Eva is gorgeous but a horrible actress and I feel like her appearance cheapens the importance of the film festival. There was another event yesterday and is was called 'The Electrolux Party' or something- the commercialization ruins the prestige of the event for me.
I know everyone loves Tilda Swinton, and I've liked her pretty much in anything I've seen her in, but she just does not look human to me. Some sort of creepy-ish science fiction action doll, or something.
ReplyDeleteEva shouldn't be at Cannes, but her gown should. That's so pretty! And the shot of Diane's billowing in the wind - wow.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why Ed Norton is there, but can't wait to see whatever he's in.
I like Lana's hair on that photo. And Jane Fonda looks amazing for 70 something. Just amazing
ReplyDeleteShe shld look amazing; shes had plenty of really good plastic surgery done.
DeleteStill no Ewan MacGregor? Sighhhh. Can I make a request?
ReplyDeleteI thought Diane K.'s dress was gorgeous in a goddess-y sort of way.
seriously, WHY is Eva at Cannes?
ReplyDeleteAnd WHY is that annoying Lana Del Rey person there?
Diane K's dress is gorgeous, especially the wind picture.
ReplyDeleteEva L looks beautiful (when doesn't she?).
Jessica C is a "two face." Some angles/lighting, she looks great. Other times, I think she's Jessica Lange. Not a horrible thing to be compared to but there's a huge age difference.
Is the Alec Baldwin caption supposed to be funny? Just pick one joke.
I thought Eva looked amazing and then I scrolled down to see Enty's caption of Jane Fonda. Then I realized we had different definitions of amazing. Jane, that hair, yikes!
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus! May all the ladies of the blog look as good at Jane Fonda's age as she does! Woman is still slammin' .. in the vernacular of my youth.
ReplyDelete@Rose .. LOL! I was so knocked over by her body I missed the hair. She is kinda suck in the 80s with that do .. I gotta agree.
ReplyDeleteEdward Norton <3
ReplyDeleteEva's dress is amazing. Aaaaaamazing.
ReplyDeleteOh, Eva's dress is stunning. I wish I could get away with wearing a train. Just once. Maybe even just to the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteDiane Krueger is beautiful, but why does it look like she is always slouching?
@Beth: WTH is Layna Del Rey there? That's a more appropriate question..Love all the dresses except Frido..Lord woman what the hell were you thinking? Jane does rock it best though.
ReplyDeleteNeller...I don't think she and Alec are married yet, just engaged.
Was Pacey there?
ReplyDeleteLoved Diane K dress. Liked Eva's dress. Jane Fonda looks horrible, don't know WHAT Enty is looking at. Tilda - the woman I would play on the other team for.
ReplyDeleteJane is really at the top of her game, fashion-wise. Gal is just making me wanna do the old workouts.....no pain no gain...hahahaha!
ReplyDeletejane fonda looks amazing APART FROM THAT HIDEOUS '80s/'90s HAIR. UGH!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Lana Del FAKE ASS at Cannes? Shouldn't she be busy touring casinos around the country?
ReplyDeleteI know Alec Baldwin is an ass, but LOVE him on 30 Rock!
ReplyDeleteGonna have to look up what Ed Norton's got going on, haven't seen him in forever. I always like his movies.
Ah, he's in the new Wes Anderson film, Moonlight Kingdom with Bruce Willis, Bill Murray, Harvey Keitel, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand & Jason Schwartzman.
ReplyDeleteDresses pretty except for frieda's. Bruce willis looks old. Tilda always looks pissed off.
ReplyDeleteSo.....someone was killed off Grey's Anatomy last night.... Wonder if that's a BV answer?
ReplyDeleteOh ... em ... gee ... I am freaking out over how much I LUUUURVE Diane's dress. It is so, so gorgeous! I like it MUCH more than Eva's fussy number.
ReplyDeleteOh, Freida. You are so pretty. You deserve better than that mess.
Bras are our friends, Jessica.
I personally think Fonda's dress looks cheap.
I love SWINTON. She can do no wrong with me, like Cate Blanchett.
The less said about Lana, the better.
Jane Fonda: attention, other aging actresses...this is how it's done.
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