Amber Heard and her lunch date.
Busy Phillips looks like she just jumped out of an episode of Mad Men.
Chloe Moretz looking way older than her age.
Eduardo Cruz gets bag duty in Spain with Eva Longoria.
Jessica Alba spends some time with Honor while
Jennifer Garner spends some time with her oldest.
Jessica Biel went grocery shopping and got really dressed up to do it.
James Caan, on the other hand, did not.
I like Busy's dress. I think it's cute.
ReplyDeleteI am detecting a weird obsession with Chloe.... Why all the pix?
I thought Enty said Eva and Eduardo broke up?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Biel looks so man-ish to me.
Oh Amber Heard, no. Bad Taste.
ReplyDeleteChloe looks fine. Would it be more age appropriate is she wore pigtails and carried around a PeeChee folder all the time?
James Caan looks like the frontman for a 90's high octane Ska Punk band.
I am getting tired of Alba's scarfs.
ReplyDeleteViolet looks so much like Jen in that picture.
I don't get the attraction to Biel. Nice body, yes. Pretty face, not really.
Oh, Sonny Corleone. What happened there?!
ReplyDeleteAw, Violet IS Jen Jr! How cute is that?
ReplyDeleteI wonder who Sam looks like? Has his face been seen yet?
Do you watch Mad Men? No, she doesn't look 60s at all. The dress fits different, the hair isn't 60s, nor are the shoes.
ReplyDeleteI think Chloe looks perfectly fine in that picture. I agree with what Ingrid said.
James Caan is wearing my 2nd grade teacher's breasts.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
DeleteChloe looks like she's an Olsen girl in this pic..
ReplyDeleteThat guy with Amber looks like some douchecanoe who probably made her pay for dinner... But I'm probably biased, since he looks exactly like a guy who once, ok twice, did that to me... Shame on me...
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard is the 4th or 5th one in the last couple of weeks I've seen wearing a modified Fundementalist Church of Latter Day Saints sister wife prairie dress. Is the Midi length skirt making a comeback in time for our 1st Mormon presidential candidate? Or is it pure coincidence?
ReplyDelete@anita_mark: Well, the print of the dress is KINDA Carnaby-Street-circa-'67-ish, right? I actually like the whole look...hair, shoes, dress.
ReplyDelete(Not that you said that you DIDN'T like it, just that it wasn't 60s. Or maybe you don't like it, which is cool, too.) :-)
Sonny Corleone needs a BRAR!!!!
ReplyDeleteJeez, Sonny, wth?
ReplyDeleteLots of ugly clothes today Jessica and Amber I'm looking at you 2 especially!
The only thing I'll say about Chloe is that she's got big breasts for a youngster, and I do hope that's not why Enty keeps picking on her, she can't help it., and she's also never seen parading and flapping them around.
I love Busy Philipps. That is all
ReplyDeleteThose are some epic laundry pants, Mr. Caan. But if they ever make a Lifetime TV biopic on LiLo, I now know who I'd cast as the dad.
ReplyDeleteWho's Creepy McGroper in that picture with Chloe?
ReplyDelete@msgirl,
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's the way she's packed into that dress that gives you that impression because Chloe's actually quite small-chested.
You can see that in these photos taken two days ago.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/9a1a83191876411
http://www.imagebam.com/image/407373191876412
I don't think Enty meant anything negative in his caption. It's some of his readers' defamatory gossip that's a far bigger issue.
I want to punch Busy Phillips every time I see her. She is so annoying and that name drives me crazy.
ReplyDeleteI thought Biel was a Kardashian.
I like Jessica Biel's blouse. The pantaloons, not so much. Nice how her belt matches her grocery bag.
ReplyDeleteJ. Alba and J. Garner look like wonderful mothers with beautiful children. I'd really prefer not to have them photographed like that though, tbh.
@Redd Penny - Photographed how? Just, like, in their day-to-day private moments? Yeah, I tend to agree.
ReplyDeleteI think Busy looks great but her dress is kinda waiting to morph into a spiderman variation...
ReplyDelete"Who's Creepy McGroper in that picture with Chloe?"
ReplyDelete@Robert,
That's Francisco Costa, CK's top dress designer. Don't think you have to worry about him creeping on Chloe. :)
Heard's date looks like a Douchelord. And is super hot. But a Douchelord.
ReplyDeleteI like Biel's outfit and I get it. Sometimes it's fun to dress up when you're doing a mundane thing. And it looks like it's a skirt that has blown between her legs. It happens.
I don't understand why people take pics of Jessica Alba, and how she still gets magazine covers. She doesn't DO anything anymore!
ReplyDeleteShe and Jen Garner do appear to be very involved, loving mothers.
O...M...G!
ReplyDeletedouchecanoe
breasts... flapping them around
Creepy McGroper
Douchelord
You guys are killing me, and I love you.
You guys are being mean to Jimmy. He's wearing a back brace and he's got a hospital ID band around his wrist. He probably just got discharged after a cortisone epidural for his back. You may be a wife-beater, Jimmy, but I share your back pain.
ReplyDeleteCan female celebs go ANYWHERE without coffe cup??? Jessh!!
ReplyDelete@AKM, I love the whole ensemble. The pattern could almost fit the 60s but nothing else does.
ReplyDeleteMoobs!
ReplyDeleteBusy's dress isn't '60s style, but it is '60s wallpaper.
@Jessie
ReplyDeleteI get it too, the whole dressing up to go do something boring thing. Especially when I need a little confidence. :)
I also love Busy. I think she looks great.
I really like Busy's outfit. That designer must be really short cuz she's a peanut and she looks taller than him.
ReplyDeleteAnd my first thought about Violet is she always seems so happy. She has a million dollar smile.
Yes why with Alba. She gets more paps and does nothing these days.
Chloe looks like she's SEVEN in that picture...shudder.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone get the vibe that Jennifer And Jessica are the answers to one of Enty's blinds about a certain celeb mom who always tries to match what another celeb mom does?
ReplyDelete@AKM - Yes, I'm not a fan of paps taking pics of celebrities' children.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought Chloe Moretz was Meg Ryan for a split second *L*.
ReplyDeleteIs Chloe with a yacht man?
ReplyDeleteWho is the "obvious" guy behind James Caan? Family? Friend?
ReplyDeleteBusy Phillips looks like hell since she lost weight. So does Brian what's his name. That whole cast looks like an eating disorder public service announcement.
ReplyDelete"You guys are being mean to Jimmy."
ReplyDeleteI have back pain, too, and I feel for him. That outfit, though, is truly unfortunate. (Not the back brace.)
That's what *I* was making fun of, anyway.
man, Busy Phillips looks great!
ReplyDeleteAlso always love seeing something about Amber Heard.
Chloe Moretz is starting to creep me out a little.