Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
Kristen Wiig on the set of her new movie with Ben Stiller.
Mischa Barton had a date with a Manchester City soccer player. She is now a WAG.
The most boring honeymoon ever for Mark Zuckerberg and his wife in Rome.
Nicole Richie does some shopping in Sydney.
Nicole Scherzinger comes very close to a wardrobe malfunction before showing
Lewis Hamilton her dental work.
Soccer Aid was yesterday. Edward Norton and Woody Harrelson participated as did
Will Ferrell and Michael Sheen.
Robbie Williams celebrates his side winning.
Verne Troyer now wrestles lion cubs for a living. I kid. I kid.
Mischa Barton had a date with a Manchester City soccer player. She is now a WAG.
The most boring honeymoon ever for Mark Zuckerberg and his wife in Rome.
Nicole Richie does some shopping in Sydney.
Nicole Scherzinger comes very close to a wardrobe malfunction before showing
Lewis Hamilton her dental work.
Soccer Aid was yesterday. Edward Norton and Woody Harrelson participated as did
Will Ferrell and Michael Sheen.
Robbie Williams celebrates his side winning.
Verne Troyer now wrestles lion cubs for a living. I kid. I kid.
As the years go by, Mischa Barton is growing on me. Maybe it's her name, but I feel toward her the way I would feel for a crazy old aunt, wacky and eccentric, a jetsetter who never settled down and who slept her way across four continents. She speaks five language, but as the old joke goes, she can say "No" in none of them. If she can pull a footballer and settle down with some cash and stability, I will officially give her my vote of confidence.
ReplyDeleteThis might sound really stereotypical, but gay men truly love trashy skankbags. Just name one and let me test myself. Audrina. Miley. Heidi. Check, check, check. I could go on, but it's a holiday. I should be outside.
ReplyDeleteDammit, my spies told me Woody H had a massive hobo beard, but it's just a few pubes on his chin. I am disappoint.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Verne Troyer should have been playing in Soccer Aid.
How does Nicole Richie have paps following her in Australia? I love the bitch for some weird reason, but that seems crazy.
ReplyDeleteparissucksliterally - Australian paps don't get many big stars, I guess. You have to go with whoever's in the country.
ReplyDeleteHas Mischa always had just the one leg? And why have I not seen it before? Proud to say I watched every single ep of The OC. Weird I didn't see it then.
ReplyDeleteKristen Wiig and Ben Stiller in a movie together? Two utterly unfunny, yet popular, actors in a movie together might tear apart the very fabric of space.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that Ben Stiller/Kristen Wiig movie isn't going to be pure goor-bage.
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton still attracts?
I always got the vibe that ben stiller is a huge prick. Hope im wrong.
ReplyDeleteLiddy, nope he's an asshole. There was a blind about him and his wife and he's basically starving her or something. I haaaaaaaaaaate that asshole and refuse to see anything with him in it.
ReplyDelete@AuntLiddy, you'll also never seem him host SNL as he was a huge dick last time he was supposed to host.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm giggling about Amy Poehler's SNL character who had one leg. Jealous?
I remember that!!!! It was hilarious!!!!!!
DeleteLOL!! Yeah, I farted! Jealous?!
ReplyDeleteRe: Verne pic, one of those things is cute, the other is not.
ReplyDelete@matt b, Verne? As what the ball?
I think Wiig is funny. I think doing a film with Ben Stiller is a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the Cotton On Kids clothes are for Nicole or her children?
Hahaha, when I first saw the first picture I thought that Kristen Wiig was Marilyn Manson lmao. And I'm sorry, but that last picture is cute.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if Barton is smart she'll hold onto the soccer player because her career is struggling.
ReplyDeleteThat soccer guy looks like he's a cast off of the jerk jock dude in an 80's movie.
ReplyDeleteI am getting sick of Nicole Scherzinger being in EVERY installment of Random Photos. She actually has a good voice, but she's turning into quite the little fame-whore.
ReplyDeleteI thought Kristen Wiig was Vera Farmiga-- very similar eye color. Also, why must so many Euro soccer stars wear acid washed/ shredded jeans?! Most are super cute--- but dress so tacky. Hmm, they probably say the same about American starlets/reality wannabes. I declare a tie in global fashion fails.
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton does not have a "struggling" career. Her career is finished! She is a pap girl, that is about it....and maybe a hooker.
ReplyDeleteYou left out the story that Stiller's assistants are expected to provide blow jobs as part of their regular job duties.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwww
DeleteWtf is with that picture of Mischa?
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton's dress is horrible. The fit makes her look like one of those old ladies whose chest settled down by her stomach.
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