Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
For once, a LeAnn Rimes photo where she is fully clothed and didn't pay to have it taken.
Miley Cyrus continues her lose a pound a day until you disappear diet. It's called the David Blaine.
Lewis Hamilton helps Nicole Scherzinger not show the world her Pussycat Doll.
Will Smith waves to an imaginary crowd in his mind.
Emma Thompson shows off her daughter.
Rihanna in UK Esquire,
Can you tell Dean traded a photo op for free gifts for Tori's birthday? That is pretty cheaptastic.
Vince Vaughn and Conan might be the tallest celebrities.
Miley Cyrus continues her lose a pound a day until you disappear diet. It's called the David Blaine.
Lewis Hamilton helps Nicole Scherzinger not show the world her Pussycat Doll.
Will Smith waves to an imaginary crowd in his mind.
Emma Thompson shows off her daughter.
Rihanna in UK Esquire,
Can you tell Dean traded a photo op for free gifts for Tori's birthday? That is pretty cheaptastic.
Vince Vaughn and Conan might be the tallest celebrities.
I love Emma Thompson!
ReplyDeleteMiley, Miley, Miley. Somebody help that girl.
That's not a "great birthday i love you honey" smile. That's a "you cheap bastard" grimace.
No! Stephen Merchant is the tallest celebrity!
ReplyDeleteEmma's daughter is beautiful. That picture made me smile.
ReplyDeleteNicole Scherzy has a pretty decent voice, it's a shame she can't find good music to sing. She should almost do stripped down acoustic stuff so people would realize her voice is real. I remember her singing live on Popstars all those years ago.
Somehow, I'm almost ashamed to say, Miley has really grown on me in the last couple of years and I love her hippy-chic style. She looks terrible here, though.
ReplyDeleteEmma Thompson and daughter are one step away from being added to "Awkward Family Photos".
ReplyDeleteMy favorite thing about Conan is that he has My Little Pony hair. awesome~
ReplyDeleteMiley looks sick.
Emma Thompson's daughter is her little mini-me and they even have the same sort of haircut/style!
Will Smith being in the COS cult or not, I can't hate on the guy. He made my childhood extra magical with Fresh Prince of Bel Air (fun fact: I can rap to the opening credits along with Will) and plus he came from a shit situation and did SO well for himself, as a man and as an African American. Even if he's raising douchtastic kids.
I feel like Miley is trying to play the Jen Aniston game. I might not have the best face in the world but I have the best body.
ReplyDeleteBut Miley has gone overboard.
Emma Thompson's daughter is too adorable...
ReplyDeleteIf Miley looks like that in photographs, I can't imagine what she must look like in person. The ex-gf of one of my best friends is currently on SNL. I don't really watch the show anymore but I watched it a couple times after she joined just to check her out. On TV she looks quite pretty and slim but on the "normal" sized side of slim; I would have thought she is around my size, and I'm a US 4 or 6 depending on the clothes.
ReplyDeleteMet her in person and nope, she is TINY, literally half my size. She's also much prettier in person than on TV! It really is amazing how much the camera can distort you.
Anyway, my longwinded way of saying if Miley looks that tiny on camera, she must look skeletal in person. I hope she gets back to a healthy weight!
Oh Miley girl, too far, way too far. Take care.
ReplyDeleteEmma's daughter is definetly a mini me.
Rihanna looks like a cheap Courtney Stodden knock-off without the class.
ReplyDeleteI am now convinced Miley got some sort of augmentation- no way those grew while the rest of her shrunk. That's just not how fat works. Speaking of fat though- they kind of look like the fat transplant aug. Maybe that's where some of her fat went???
ReplyDeleteAw, look at Emma and her daughter, so sweet. I once read an interview where Emma said she goes out to the corner school bus stop in her robe, just like everyone else in England. Can you imagine if a star did that here?
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to VV, he just about disappeared. Not like I'm a huge fan or anything, but does anyone have the scoop?
Oh Miley. All young women should model themselves on Jennifer Lawrence who has a healthy and beautiful body. Altho so many ragged on her for being FAT!
msgirl, VV got married and had a kid, I think. Bully if that's why he's taken some time off.
ReplyDeleteseaward, STEP OFF Stephen Merchant. That's MY MAN!
I know Miley claims to have a gluten intolerance, and I know from experience that one can lose a lot of weight when you cut out wheat from your diet. But I don't think she looks healthy here. The gap between her thighs is alarmingly large.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Emma! We both had our only babies in late 1999, she no doubt treasures her mini me as much as I do mine!
ReplyDeleteI read something years back about her struggle with conceiving due to polycystic ovaries, something I had experienced as well, so seeing her thriving how her girl has grown makes me smile.
I wish I could be on the diet that Miley is on...to an extent.
ReplyDeleteLeAnn Rimes must have the same plastic surgeon that Michael Jackson used... they have the same chin and her nose is well on its way to looking like his.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Vicki. My weight fluctuates due to my thyroid but regardless of my weight, my girls are always DDs. Even when I'm a size 4 like I am now. And I was a size 4 when they first got that large. They only thing that changes is my band size.
ReplyDeleteShe's hitting the point in her life when she's going to have her "woman" body now. We're used to a little bit of baby chub on her. The camera angle could account for her legs looking so tiny. She's mid forward step. I have no idea why she's been growing on me the last few months.
And I LOVE LOVE LOVE Emma Thompson!! But there hasn't been a single comment about how you can see her rib bumps on her chest. Just about how Miley is too skinny. Sometimes having a slim figure is just having a slim figure.
Sorry, Vicky! Totally spelled your name wrong!
ReplyDeleteLibby, unless I'm confusing you with someone else, you're in Indiana? I am, too. We should start a Stephen Merchant's Ladies of Indiana club.
ReplyDeleteokay, Miley is starting to frighten me now. Something is up with that girl.
ReplyDeleteoh, fuck Rhianna. Go the fuck away.
Emma and her daugther are twinses. That is except for the skin color. Maybe it's my laptop but Emma looks orangey. Not a look I expect from here either.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks like SJP , in fact I thought it was her at first.
VV is living in Chicago. No paps to follow him around. He lives a pretty low key life with his non-celeb wife and baby.
ReplyDeleteTori and Dean are both so disgustingly shameless. She's in the picture, she's playing along. Her face is so awful to look at.
ReplyDeleteI wish Rihanna would disappear.
I was going to say the same Seward. Have you seen him on Conan? Very funny.
ReplyDeleteMiley can lose as much weight as she wants but sadly she will never lose that weird, no neck to shoulder ratio that holds her bobble head on. It actually makes it look worse :/
ReplyDeleteEmma Thompson's daughter is a little beauty.
Rihanna is naked? Color me blah.
@Ash - I agree that often times celebrities look a lot better in person. Shorter, but usually better looking.
ReplyDeleteMiley LOOKS tiny in that photo.
Sorry I'm late, seaward--Yes, Indiana here. Indianapolis . And he's MY man.
ReplyDeleteIs it an illusion or does Miley have something under her dress? Look Just left of midline canted left to right looks like a rod.
ReplyDeleteIf Leanne smiled I think her face would crack off
ReplyDeleteAnyone else notice that Tori's cake includes her last name!? Who does that?
ReplyDeleteI'M IN INDY, TOO! You can have him & I'll just stay a casual observer. Cemetary Junction just came on netflix instant recently, I'm excited as hell to finally see it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you're talking about because Miley looks fanTASTIC. Hot.
ReplyDeleteParis, your absolue disgust for Rhianna makes me smile.
ReplyDeletewhats my little pony hair, jasmine? haha!
ReplyDeletethanks curlyhairedslacker! I used to think she was adorable. Now I just want to punch her in the face.
ReplyDeleteLori- My Little Pony Hair references those toy ponies all us 80s and 90s kids had. They had perfect manes and tails which were well coiffed and always oddball colors, like strawberry lemonade looking or purple with silver shot through (at least mine were).
ReplyDeleteConan's hair is such an odd color -like red with champagne- and his styling always looks like some little girl spent hours patiently brushing it to perfection with that tiny comb I remember would come with the ponies -LOLOL.
Yeah I'm totally aware this overly done description makes me sound kooky. And I'm okay with that ;)
ok, Riri is topless with her pants unzipped. Again.
ReplyDeleteumm, go along and do Playboy Riri, you're obviously dying to show us your goodies
Jasmine, I'm loving the "My Little Pony" description. Too funny, and spot-on! Heheheh.
ReplyDeleteyikes, what is happening with miley??? who's david blaine?
ReplyDelete@Jasmine - Apparently, someone else on the interwebs agrees with your comparison. See example here
ReplyDeleteI'm in Chicago the week Conan tapes and I'm HOPING I win tix to see him! **fingers crossed**
LeAnn looks like a militant butch lesbian womynist in that photo.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Miley. Eat a sammich or 12.
Love Emma and her mini-me. She and her husband Greg Wise (Willoughby in Sense & Sensibility) also adopted a 16 year-old Rwandan refugee in 2003. As long as she doesn't talk about politics and religion, I think she's great.
Jeez, Rih. Put it away. We've seen it.
ReplyDeleteHope Miley gets it together. She's too tiny right now.
Emma's daughter is lovely. Emma herself: not too skinny, just not very busty. Lose any weight and it will show on your chest (does for me, same pear shape).
Lelaina- OMFG!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
so sick of this rihanna character.
ReplyDeleteand thus begins the Miley Cyrus anorexia watch.
God Vince V. used to be so sexy. When he did the guest role in SITC...hot cha cha. now, not so much. It's not the aging because plenty of these guys age and still look hawt. can't put my finger on it.