Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

With Jessica Simpson giving birth, Melissa Joan Hart is one of the celebrities now on the baby watch clock.
Mark Ruffalo was super excited that Jessica Simpson had her baby.
Nick Jonas knows what John Mayer knows. Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm.
Paulina Gretzky got drunk and got half naked with strangers in celebration of the birth of Jessica Simpson's baby. Wayne Gretzky must be so proud.
Robert Downey Jr. felt so good about Jessica giving birth that he went fishing.
Rihanna's brother shows Rihanna his favorite way to have sex so that he too can have a baby someday just like Jessica Simpson.
Rob Lowe and his wife stopped in the streets of Rome to celebrate the worldwide event of Jessica Simpson giving birth.
The Dictator declared a national holiday in his country because of the birth.



44 comments:

  1. The Gretzky's are said to be mortified by their daughters antics ....I say cut off the money she'll straighten out..

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    1. Maybe. Or maybe she'll force them to keep giving it to her..... Girl knows a lifetime of secrets (every family has them), and she appears to have inherited that 'I'm special, give me what I want' gene that celebrity spawn unfortunately seem to be born with

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  2. LOL! I liked it too. :)

    Sascha (sp?) kept one of the models from the Oscars (the one with the jacked LA face), she must do a good job. Her expression when he dumped the ashes on Seacrest slayed me.

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  3. I don't have a brother so I don't know... is that normal brother/sister behavior with Rihanna & her brother? Seems weird to me.

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  4. @seaward - if you look closely, she's lying on her stomach, which makes it seem a little less weird.

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    1. Lol that's what made it inappropriate to me! Def a fun position when NOT WITH YOUR SIBLING! Ew.

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  5. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Did I miss something about Nick Jonas and Jessica Simpson??

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  6. Did anyone think to stop the rotation of the earth because Jessica has given birth?

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  7. I think Paulina Gretzky is probably reason #1,279,421 to not raise a child in Hollyweird.

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  8. Thats not rihanna in the picture its some other girl. I feel like i know way to much about this.

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  9. I'd love a string of nothing but Mark Ruffalo pictures. He is so incredibly awesome.

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  10. Cathy, I have a younger brother, her lying on her stomach doesn't make it less weird. lol

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  11. @Virgina, I'm actually glad you do. I feel relieved that isn't his sister. I thought we were looking at another Angelina/James situation.

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  12. Spoiled, skanky whore.

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  13. Paulina Gretzky is a mess....I see an overdose in her future.

    I looooove Ruffalo.

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  14. God I hope that's the last I have to hear about Jessica Simpson.

    Wayne Gretzky is a class act, I hate seeing his daughter act like that.

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    1. We still have to wait for the selling of the pictures and the documentary about her losing weight or endless Jenny Craig or weight watchers commercials.

      We are FAR from over

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  15. I have 2 brothers...and NO that is not normal behavior. I have even wrestled with my brothers since I was a kid.

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  16. I think she's just a spoiled skanky whore. I do not recommend having a read of her twitter feed unless you have a strong desire to lose even further faith in humanity. She is beyond entitled and insufferable.

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    1. Also, I saw her once, when she was an adorable little girl, her parents had taken her to see the Spice girls (yes I went to see the Spice girls, I was 16, let's move past it), and she was such a beautiful little girl. So this makes me sad for that little girl, and also makes me feel extremely old.

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  17. I love what Melissa Joan Hart is wearing! She looks gorgeous! The color of her dress is yummy!

    And ya... what about Nick Jonas and Jessica Simpson? Do I even want know... No. Nevermind. Shut it.

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  18. Ok so Im not the only one that found the pic of Rihanna and her brother to be a creepfest. Good to know.

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  19. No one said anything about RDJs short bus outfit? My man, seriously!

    @Texshan - I love it! "spolied skanky whore. discuss!"

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  20. spoiled skanky whore for the win!

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  21. I celebrated by opening a beer. I celebrate all births that way. And I mean ALL births....don't even care who they are

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  22. I'm going to assume the caption under Nick Jonas is a joke. And that boy need to work out his pectorals.

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  23. Damn, BigMama, I just spit all over my laptop. I don't know why but your comment made me howl. I'm rereading it and laughing harder.

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  24. @BigMama, I'm celebrating in the same fashion. Cheers! I'm sure Jessica's doing the same thing - it takes a day or so for breast milk to come in!

    @texshan: SSW. Definitely. (And excellent question, btw.)

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  25. You people are the funniest and most entertaining commenters a blog has ever had. I love you all.

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  26. i'm just sad John Mayer wasn't there when they broke Jessica's water - me thinks he would've enjoyed it ;)

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  27. They all have jacked LA faces :/

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  28. HAHA canadachick! He probably would have LOVED the pooping during labor, too!

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  29. I don't think Mrs. Gretzky is anything to be proud of either.
    Paulina is for sure a SSW.

    RDJ's outfit would scare fish.

    Ahh, Rob and his wife, that's nice.

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  30. not Rih, do not get the appeal of those fellows either texshan, & SSW for Gretzky spawn.

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  31. @dia & Del--Yep, that's quite the outfit he's got going there; I suspect it comes from having to be "on" and dressed to the nines (which he does very well--the man wears a suit better than almost anyone else in Hollywood) for all the Avengers premieres & the press junket. Sweatpants, t-shirt, cardigan (w/lined pockets half turned inside-out, no less), bucket hat & goofy shades--now there's an outfit that says "I don't give a rat's ass who thinks it all looks goofy, because fuck it, I'm comfortable!" I love this man...rock on with your bad self, dude! ;-)

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  32. There are some even better ones in the Gretzky girls collection.... 

    http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/04/30/paulina-gretzky-spread-eagle-instagram-pictures/paulina-gretzky-spread-eagle/

    http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/04/30/paulina-gretzky-spread-eagle-instagram-pictures/paulina-gretzky-spread-eagle-3/

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  33. I guess I wan't the only one who was wondering why this seemed to be ground-breaking news. Enty, you really outdid yourself this time!!! But what's with the Nick Jonas comment? Please spill if there is anything to tell.

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  34. That pic of RDJ made me wonder if he's playing Gilligan in a remake...still love him though!

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