Wiz and Amber Rose.
Taylor Swift
Katy Perry who took her grandmother with her.
Carrie Underwood
Zooey Deschanel
Justin Bieber
Jordin Sparks
Although Justin didn't walk the red carpet with her, he did take this high school girl as his date after he couldn't make her prom. Justin didn't actually sit next to her though.
When did Miley turn 40?
ReplyDeleteCarrie looks like a Barbie doll.
And Zooey, throw away the damn tights.
Yes, I'm fussy, lol.
That dress would be so cute if Zooey hadn't worn those tights, and chose different shoes.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about Miley.
Justin - whatever. He really can't win. When he wears those saggy pants and big shoes, we make fun of him for not dressing up. When he wears a tux, we say he looks like a lesbian.
Carrie Underwood looks like she's going to prom.
Isn't that what, they're really going to anyway?
DeleteI think pretty much everyone looks great here, except maybe Amber and Beibs.
ReplyDeleteHow did Miley sit in that thing?
I bought that dress Zooey Deschanel is wearing in 2009. Mine wasn't very expensive (sequins instead of crystals) so I wonder if Mui Mui copied my designer or if my local designer copied Mui. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI think someone got ripped off buying a Mui Mui instead of a Miu Miu :)
DeleteThe top of that dress makes Taylor's boobs look saggy.
ReplyDeleteCarrie's hair pissed my off last night. It looked like she used cotton balls for extensions. Sooooo dry. Jordin was amazing in her tribute. Bobbi looked high and her wig was crooked. And Justin is like Ellen's mini-me. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteMiley just lost any points she's made with me over the last months. Trash.
ReplyDeleteBlack tights are a hipster requirement, Zooey had to wear them. Although she was supposed to wear lace-up Keds with them, not heels.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Bieber always have to do that stupid pose? Or right, cuz he's stupid.
Taylor's make-up looks terrible, I wish she'd change it up, she can't really pull off the sexy smoky eye.
Aw, I remember when I was Miley's age, and tried that hard at 'suddenly sexy.' Back in my day (ahem), we did it all with aqua-net and thrift stores.
ReplyDeleteI just don't think the outfit quite worked on Miley--she's not ugly or anything, but something about it reads as "older", and I don't think it quite suits her.
ReplyDeleteUm, Carrie? How long ago was high school? You're too old to go to the prom, you know... (I'm not against tulle/illusion net, mind you, but this dress really does scream "prom queen wannabe!" all over the damn place.)
@Anita: You're on to something w/the low heels; I think Zooey's dress would have looked better w/flat, light-colored shoes and either matching sheer tights or bare legs; the black tights w/a light dress seems terribly heavy and out-of-balance.
Interesting how I can style everyone else, and still look like crap myself, eh? You know what they say about the cobbler's children...
So Biebs attempts to make amends by bringing this girl to the awards, but can't be bothered to let her sit with him?? Such a douchenozzle. Enjoy it while it lasts Biebs.
ReplyDeleteZooey has said that black tights are her "security blanket". There are a lot of pics with her wearing them. Personally I don't think she has the greatest legs so black tights would sort of disguise them in a way.
ReplyDelete@libby, " I love the smell of Aqua Net in the morning... "
ReplyDeleteThe blazer looks good on Miley minus the soccer mom date night hair and makeup.
ReplyDeletePlease, Zooey, quit with the tights. Update your look, the shtick is wearing thin.
Carrie, you are at least 7 years too late to win prom queen, get a real stylist that is not from Nashville.
This post is all pretty women. And Wiz Khalifa.
ReplyDeleteLOL Agent, I was going to post the same thing. I could fog up a bathroom like nobody's business. It had to be either the purple or white cans for extra super cement hold.
ReplyDeleteAn old boyfriend left a glass of water in a hotel bathroom during my spray storm. Stupid ass tried to drink the water after I vacated the premises. I laughed when he gagged.
I did my hair at the same time as a gf during a trip to Hawaii. Twice the Aqua Net fog and fumes nearly killed us.
Miley looks like a call girl, circa 1983.
ReplyDeleteZooey looked until you hit the tights.
Bieber is a douche.
Jordin Sparks looked very pretty.
Zooey, I love you girl, but it's almost June, put the tights away!
ReplyDeleteMiley, I get it, you're a rebel blah blah blah, put some pants on. Even a pair of shorts would have been cute, but no pants just looks like you ran out of the house partly dressed.
Miley looks like 40year old cocktail waitress, after working late shift. Carrie, really? Too much dress! Am I the only one who thinks zooey and katy p are long lost twins?
ReplyDeleteMiley's hair is so hideous.
ReplyDeleteI love Katy Perry's dress!
Taylor looks lovely, Amber Rose has a major case of double boob here. Her dress is too small.
ReplyDeletePoor Bieber, for most he cannot win either way. Personally I think it was a nice thing to do. Though on a separate but related note, the whole asking a celebrity to an event craze needs to end. I think because a few have showed up it puts pressure on the others which isn't fair. I wouldn't accept and invitation from a stranger of youtube.
Miley's trying to channel Angie Dickenson. Circa now.
ReplyDeleteI watched that mess of a show last night. How odd is that the only people who can sing live are American Idol contestants and Linkin Park? The rest of it was auto tuned crap that should never have been labeled music to begin with.
ReplyDeleteCarey Underwood and Taylor Swift should swap outfits. Everytime I see Taylor Swift I'm compelled to want to test my theory to see if I could blindfold her with floss.
ReplyDeleteFYI, Zooey hates her legs, hence the tights, not because she's a hipster asshole. If you wear cardigans to cover your fat arms, same thing.
ReplyDeletelol @ douchenozzle!
ReplyDeleteNot feeling that leather dress, but Charlize is gorgeous anyway.
ReplyDeleteThat pose Bieb is doing always screams douchebag. I bet he would be really cute in drag, though.
Ok, I don't usually get into who Enty is or isn't, but since when does he label "The Zooey" using her last name...?
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm 34 and love tights!
I just want to reach out with a cloth and wash Miley's face!
@auntiddy...count me in. Unless you label the pictures, I can't tell Zooey and Katie apart.
ReplyDeleteI love tights too, but not in May. And not with a light-coloured dress. If she doesn't like her legs, don't wear a short skirt. The tights are horrific with that dress because it's off-balance.
ReplyDeleteShe should've word sheer hose with a shimmer, they are very flattering. And a sandal heel, not heavy black pumps (which I also love, but not with that dress).
so we know who Bieber was with that night. Is Selena still wearing bikinis and "shooting" a movie about wild drunk girls getting into trouble and fooling around? If so then she probably wouldn't care about this anyways.
ReplyDeleteIs Miley auditioning for The Valley of the Dolls????
ReplyDeleteI see Miley has been putting in long hours at the J.Lo school of "sexy non-smiling." Like that glare makes you look anything other than constipated.
ReplyDeleteAnita_mark any type of hose with sandals is a fashion no no,
ReplyDeleteCharlize looks like she has two sets of boobs
Miley is channeling Sharon Stone In Casino
Miley looks so stupid the way she is dressed up. Does she think that by dressing like an adult makes her look like one. Instead she looks like a lost hooker. Also her pose is terrible she looks like she is slouching all the time.
ReplyDeleteCarrie needs to stop wearing Cinderella dresses LOL.
The Beaver looks so stupid. He needs to dress like an adult not a kid. Also is he wearing bigger shoes to compensate for something LOL.
@Astrogirl, I disagree. Sheer hose with a shimmer (and a sandal toe) can be worn with open toe shoes or sandals during the cooler, warm weather months. I live in a cold climate and I lose it when I see women with bare legs in December and January.
ReplyDeleteMiley, mature women don't pull beaver faces to look sexy.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think Katy Perry can't decide whether she's Amy Winehouse or Dita Von Teese.
ReplyDeleteJustin looks like somebody just reminded him about the Billboard Music Awards at the last minute and came in whatever he was wearing at the time. "Huh? Wha? Oh shit man...! Guess I'll wear this."
ReplyDeleteAnita_mark it is considered to be extremely tacky if your toes poke out like webbed feet.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/06/15/LV36187.DTL
Although there are sheer hose with no toes, (there is a hole you poke your toes through available). Then you can get away with it.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not tacky. Between November and March, you look ridiculous with bare legs (unless you live in a hot climate). Hose come with two toe-types, sandalfoot and reinforced. Sheer, shimmer hose are gorgeous and flatter the leg amazingly. If you go to a formal event in December, you can wear them and sandals. And I don't mean just any sandal.
ReplyDeleteThat article was from 2003 and at that, the woman doesn't sound like she's been in a hosiery store for years. The picture is not what I'm talking about.
It's not black and white, there are too many things to consider and fashion is too vast to have clear cut "rules."
It's not black and white, no. If you're in a colder climate I can understand.
ReplyDeleteI guess if opaque tights are ok with peeptoe these days, sheer with no toe seam might work. Nothing too strappy though.
And it's only good in metallics. Shimmery gold nylons works with gold sandals (or silver maybe) but not with black.
ReplyDeleteI work in an office and I only wear skirts. Come April, I put away the dark tights but my pale legs aren't ready for the light of day. I love hosiery. But I just found the best self-tanner and applied it properly so my legs are ready for the harsh light of day.
What kind/brand of self tanner?
DeleteI need some color til I get some real sun!
Have you ever tried nude fishnets? They are deceivingly warm and extremely flattering.
ReplyDeleteYes. I have a pair in my drawer but I haven't worn them in a long time. I don't really have anything right now that works with them.
ReplyDeleteI live in a cold climate as well and no one wears sandals in the winter so it's a moot point.
ReplyDeleteloooove nude fishnnets!
Miley...I thought she was Sharon Stone at first glance.
lol@Taylor blindfolded by floss.
and yes, her boobs look saggy.
@Denise, St. Tropez foam and I bought the mitt. Buy the mitt!!!! Plus check out the application videos for it on YouTube. I love product, am very much a beauty do-it-yourselfer but I am terrible with self-tanners. Not this stuff. My legs aren't bronze but they don't have that gross blue/white hue they normally have. I'm sure another coat would bronze me up a bit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the boob jewelry is the piece de resistance. Stay classy Miley.
ReplyDeleteMiley, you can dress your body as sexy as you want, it won't make you pretty.
ReplyDeleteUgh, Katy perry. Ugh.
She should've word sheer hose with a shimmer, they are very flattering. And a sandal heel, not heavy black pumps (which I also love, but not with that dress).
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahahahaha, sheer hose haven't been cool in over 15 years. Probably longer. And hose with sandals have NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER been cool. Ever. She should wear sheer hose and sandals if she wants to be laughed right off the red carpet.
Oh my god, the Zoey dress is from the Moschino Fall 2012 collection. I bought the ORIGINAL and better version in 2009! Moschino copied the dress.
ReplyDeleteI'm with astrogirl and jadedtreprener
ReplyDeletePantyhose and sandals are beyond fug! Even jblow got dissed for wearing her "shimmer" tights with open toe shoes in one of ber dance numbers. I wish I could find the article where they called her "grandma" for doing it.
Zooey is in LA where the average temperature is 70F year round. Now it is in the mid-80s. I think anyone could go hose less in that temp.
Why would anyone in a cold climate being wearing sandles in the snow anyway? If your feet are cold, COVER them up! Wear closed toe shoes. That's what the are for.
I even hate peeptoes with hose. That is just yuck too.
Get a good pedicure and ditch the hose with sandals.
Poor Miley! She probably wore that because everyone was saying she looks too skinny and didn't want to hear it again!
ReplyDeleteKaty perry looks gorg
@Liz that dress is very cute!
ReplyDeletebiebs date is gorgeous!
I would love to see the poses Bieber rejected.
ReplyDeleteI still disagree. And if you are going to a Christmas party, you need to wear something.
ReplyDeleteIt's important to remember that hosiery has changed a lot, it's not the orthopedic opaque stuff anymore.
Thanks Beth. I love that dress.
ReplyDeleteIt's not just the hosiery that's wrong, but the type of shoes, and overall fit as well. The dress looks too big on her, it's not hanging right.
Pantyhose and sandals, just NO.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please tell Justin Beiber to PLEASE pull up his pants? He looks so stupid and looks like he took a dump in his pants. What a dork.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks like her dad here and not in a good way. She looks so awkward and whatever she's doing with her mouth only accentuates her buck teeth. Poor thing. She tried though!
ReplyDelete@anita_mark- sorry, gotta agree with the other ladies about sandals and hose, even the newer sheerer sandal toed hosiery looks gross with sandals.
ReplyDeleteWith her figure, Miley could've gone full bombshell with a good dress. Instead she's gone eighties stripper. Gah.
ReplyDeleteKatie would look much better with about half the spackle.
@anita_mark
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but why would you be wearing sandals and hose to a Christmas party? That's what tights and closed toed shoes are for!
I don't know, but you paint the area where you live as being inhabited with imbeciles.