All this time we thought that Paris Hilton was dating Afrojack she was actually just stalking him. There have been reports that Afrojack dumped Paris, because lets face it, wouldn't you? Yes, I know none of us would have dated her in the first place or probably even spoken to her, but if you did accidentally take some pill which made you want to date her, I don't think any pill or drug would make you want to stay with her. Paris' rep says the pair were never dating. Uh huh. OK, well we know they always tell the truth. Umm, so why did Paris follow the guy all over the world where he was playing? I guess she is a stalker or a groupie. I like the stalker part better. I also like when guys dump Paris. Usually I always feel bad when couples break up. Not with Paris.
I thought she didn't like black people.
ReplyDeleteShe's on video using the N-word, among other things. She may not really like black people, but she likes fame and will cling to whatever she can.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, it's my understanding that he had moved into her home, and produced much of her upcoming new CD. I think the relationship just ran it's course.
ReplyDeleteThe dummy is actually trying to become a DJ! Hence,clinging to a DJ.
ReplyDeleteHe is called Afrojack but he doesn't have an afro? Let down.
ReplyDeleteThe dummy is actually trying to become a DJ! Hence,clinging to a DJ.
ReplyDeleteVicky, exactly! She is 'grossed out' by black people!
ReplyDeleteShe is so desperate for fame, and no one will marry her. It is hilarious.
He's Dutch.
ReplyDeleteAnd therefore not black??????? He's Dutch and he's black. Anyone ever heard of Dutch slave ships???
DeleteAre we really still talking about Paris Hilton?
ReplyDeleteEnty wrote: "All this time we thought that Paris Hilton was dating Afrojack..."
ReplyDeleteWho thought that? Who is he? Who talks about her anymore? Again, who is he?
Those questions above are rhetorical, I don't care.
I just realized this is the first story I've seen about her in probably over a year. :D
ReplyDeleteThat dress looks like someone puked all over the front of it.
ReplyDeleteFSP, exactly! I keep getting to the point where I forget about her, then FUCK there she is again.
OT: Anybody else having trouble with Dlisted?
ReplyDeleteSeaward...gah! It does look like someone puked on it.
ReplyDeletelol, I for one don't mind Paris stories. ANYTHING that temporarily bumps the Kartrashians is fine by me. At least there's only one of her ;)
ReplyDeleteWhy does she always have a boyfriend if they all obviously know how easy she's been in the past? I don't get it, you'd be safer with a hooker in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteVicky, Dlisted is broken. :(
ReplyDeleteParis is trying so hard to be relevant. I can't wait until her album flops, and she is humiliated again.
She is a fucking piece of shit, and she gets what she deserves. The only reason I like the Kardashians is the fact that it KILLS Paris how famous they are.
NOOOOOOOOOO! What am I supposed to do now? Work?!
ReplyDeleteLol, that's like saying the only thing I like about Dubya is that he didn't eat babies.
Glad to hear About DListed thought it was my server not working right.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the Parasite. I guess AfroJack finally got the notice about Parasite being a BioHazard LOLOL.
At what point do you sit down with yourself and say...why isn't my life working out? What changes can I make to lead a more responsible and meaningful existence?
ReplyDelete@TheBarberLady, his father is from Suriname, he was born in the Netherlands and Paris hates blacks so she introduced him as "Dutch". A joke.
ReplyDeleteI have a story much more interesting than this. For lunch I had a chicken sandwich, yogurt and a banana. The end.
ReplyDeleteIn the Dutch tabloids he always said they weren't dating, but that he was producing her cd and teaching her to become a dj. He's just as much desperate for attention as her, and though he could use her to break into the US scene.
ReplyDeleteWTF, card-carrying KKK member Paris Hilton is so fame-starved she's dating black guys??
ReplyDelete@Popcorn Sutton - Popcorn Sutton is one of my all time favorites. Glad he did not go to "prison".
ReplyDeleteIf I even knew that this creepy crawley was in the same building as me I would run away screaming to find the nearest shower and scrape the cooties off of me.
ReplyDelete@Agent**It - I just happened to catch a documentary or show (I don't remember) featuring him the day before I created a blogger profile and it just stuck. Who wouldn't want to pay homage to a moonshine bootlegger with a snack food as a nickname?
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ReplyDeleteHoly crap look at those hands! Is she Lady Deathsrike?
ReplyDeletewow how tall is afrojack? i always thought paris was pretty tall but he dwarfs her.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember Enty's story about renting a house in LA for some friends to party at for a month? One night they went to a strip club with a female celeb(my guess was Paris) and she was rude to the black girls that worked there. I can say one thing nice about Kim K., she's not racist.
ReplyDeleteHis parents actually named him Apple Jacks but there was a misunderstanding.
ReplyDeleteAlso he looks like he should be a member of the Barenaked Ladies.
LOL, Popcorn.
ReplyDeleteI Think Afrojack is pretty talented * shrugs* but now he needs to be decontaminated
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