All I have to say is that Crystal Harris must have something magical going on for her or Hugh Hefner has short term memory loss because Crystal has now moved back into the Playboy mansion. It has not been that long since Crystal dumped Hef and treated him like crap and said horrible things about him; fought over a puppy; kept the engagement ring; and moved in Dr. Phil's kid who she had been cheating on Hef with and now she is back. This time for an encore she will steal all Hef's money and hide his dentures. Why would he take her back? We know it was not love on her part and she said so. Is Hef that desperate for her when he has a million others in his assembly line of love. Did she heat his oatmeal better? She was willing to be hit by his son so he could get some practice for his next girlfriend?
Ok, so Phil's got one son married to a Playmate, and the other was hooking up with her? Wow. Guess they've got a type, and the money to make it happen.
ReplyDeleteGood for her! Hef's little brain is an idiot.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she knows CPR
ReplyDeleteExactly!
Delete"We know it was not love on her part and she said so."
ReplyDeleteDo you really think it's love on his part? Please...
Well, at least now everyone knows that his son with the penchant for physically lashing out against a romantic partner he's having trouble with didn't learn it from him. Aside from that, I got nuthin'.
ReplyDeletewonder what Howard Stern will say..
ReplyDelete@Jolene - EXACTLY.
ReplyDeleteThere are no victims here. Like the Greg Allman thing - Hef is gettin exactly what he has bought and paid
Fr. Young hot tail.
Jolene Jolene: exactly what I was going to say :). This guy has no idea what love looks like. I think they both know what they're getting into.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Forbes, Hef collects Social Security: $1,896 per month. Maybe she's going for survivorship benefits if they get married?
ReplyDeleteBtw the breakup and reunion are as transparent as ever. Remember she wanted to be a singer? She probably thought she could ride her fame to a reality show then record contract, and whoops - no one cared as much as she thought they would. Back to where the money is.
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't getting anymore attention in the tabloids, so back she is.
ReplyDeleteWho cares...
ReplyDeleteDementia?
ReplyDeleteNellie: too funny.
ReplyDeleteHe wants to exact revenge for her cheating on him. So for her to move back in, she had to agree to sponge bathe him daily with, of course, a happy ending each time.
ReplyDeleteThey are both idiots, with pointless lives.
ReplyDeleteIs it a race to see who can get him before he kicks the bucket?
ReplyDeleteHef is probably scared to die alone. Pathetic.
ReplyDelete"Did she heat his oatmeal better?"
ReplyDeletebahaha
I think Hugh is pretty much rolling with the punches there at the Mansion. I always wanted Hugh and Mary (his secretary) to hook up. They only have a 15 year age difference.