Well at least I know why Mary Murphy is always so damn excited on So You Think You Can Dance. It's because she is hopped up on coke and just got finished having sex for the third time that day and is looking for more. According to her former manager Michael Sanchez, Mary has been known to miss meetings and performances because of her abuse of illegal drugs and illegal prescription drugs. One night he even had to break into her apartment because she was unconscious due to coke use. Oh, and there was the time he found her passed out in bed with a SYTYCD producer and coke on the nightstand. Oh, and lots of crew members from her show and Chelsea Lately and even a married man she met online. How does she find time to judge?
She must be one of those who suffer from coke bloat.
ReplyDeleteI'm not surprised. She acts half crazy on that show.
ReplyDeleteFunny you mention coke bloat - I always thought she was heavier (always see her behind table) but she did a routine once & I was surprised her legs were so slim!
ReplyDeleteThere's Katie and her smirk
ReplyDeleteshe is just really nasty looking. narcissistic prima donna. even Katy looks bemused. why is she even relevant?
ReplyDeleteI adore MM and yes, she is crazy.
ReplyDeleteHunter - she's got great dancer legs from her early start in dancing. She also naturally carries her extra weight high.
Kate and dancing do not miss. Her dance (most walk and pose) was a piece of crap. She is not a dancer and she should stop pretending.
Aww I love Mary! But the coke would explain a lot of her antics on the show....the hot tamale train code for coke fueled night???
ReplyDeleteI love this show!
ReplyDeleteMary is an acquired taste, she can give good technical dance critiques, and the rest of the time she keeps it from being dull.
She finds the time to judge just like the rest of us do.
Are you saying that MM fucked Chuy?
ReplyDeleteHaha i love the visual on that one!
DeleteThe world as a place for coke-fueled nymphos, too.
ReplyDeleteHow do these people get through life without constantly being arrested? If I tried coke even once, you just know the police would show up. How do they get away with it?
ReplyDeleteCan I just say that Holmes there jacked my half smirk.
ReplyDeletebitch
//jk
How does she find time to judge?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, how do you?
Wow this just confirms what i always thought of her. But she is still entertaining. I wonder if she screams like that during sex!
ReplyDeleteI have no clue who this person is.
ReplyDeleteI've only ever seen her on The Soup in clips and she always seems hyper...so the fact she's on coke is not a big surprise, really. But I have to give her credit - she's not zooming around in a pink wig or passing out in the front seat of cars...at least not that we know about...
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere a while back that she suffered sexual abuse in her youth. That could explain a lot of things.
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ReplyDeleteYes, I just remembered last year she was on all the talk shows talking about her first husband abusing her. Wasn't she promoting her book during that time?
Here's someone whom I'll approve having their character defamed by harsh gossip. She is so freaking annoying.
ReplyDeleteI love her and her hot tamale train.
ReplyDeleteI'll take a hyper Mary over moody Mia anyday.
Maybe it's my fan adoration, but I'm having a hard time believing this one...
@JP, that was gold!
ReplyDeleteMary Murphy is a coke-fueled nympho and the bodies of children are buried in the Vatican after mafia orgies. CDAN is finally getting back to the material that matters to me.
ReplyDeleteUnconscious due to coke use? Is that even possible?
ReplyDeleteAll the cokeheads I've ever known were anything but passed out due to it.
Never heard of her.
ReplyDeleteEveryone in the industry is on coke. The crew and the talent. Its more rampant than the sex.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have seen and done a LOT and have never seen someone pass out from it. If she used heroin as a come down or took ambien or xanax then it's more likely.
LOL, Barton!
ReplyDeleteShe's normally hyper, but there was one audition episode where she was clearly drugged out of her mind. It was painful to watch. So, the season she took off, did she really have cancer, or was she in rehab, or was it a combination of the two? She did seem to have her shit pulled together when she came back.
As for the producer, I always figured she and Nigel were friends with benefits.
I can't watch this show because I hate Nigel and Mary so much.
ReplyDelete@Barton Fink: I adore you!
ReplyDeleteBarton..That was pretty funy. And Ghost, yeah right? How can ANYONE pass out doing coke? I. don't. understand.
ReplyDeleteShe is the main reason I turned the show off the first time I watched it and never watched it again. Screaming like a banshee is just annoying.
ReplyDeleteWow, I was wrong about her and Nigel. I read the lawsuit, and he's been trying to get her fired for years! I guess they're better actors than I thought!
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