Thursday, May 17, 2012

Lindsay Lohan On Million Dollar Decorators


Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan could not get a reality show guest spot, you were wrong. The sometime actress sometime strumpet of a billionaire was spotted with a camera crew from the show following Lindsay as she picked out lots of high end furniture. You know, the kind there is no way she could afford even with the discount she is getting for being on the show. I don't even know why she is bothering to decorate the new rental except for the fact she isn't paying. She always goes the fully furnished route.

30 comments:

  1. "sometime strumpet"

    *snort*

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  2. Could we hv moritorium on lilo crap? She's not interesting, and its all the same

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  4. Strumpet is tha BEST insult evah!

    Makes me thing of baked goods for some reason. I dont know why, is strumpet a scone or something?

    Oh shit now I have sexy scones stripping jam off of themselves for money in my head. This is weird.

    I will say she looks sorta hot here. I know people give her shit about having 'saggy tits' and I know this is sorta weird to say cause Im straight but I've always thought her natural boobs were pretty and I like her long legged curvy body. I think if she hadnt of fucked it all up she'd have one of the best bods in HOllywood.

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  5. Will we never be rid of this walking STD ?

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  6. @Jasmine
    What a hot stinkin' mess she is aside, I always admired her body too as a straight woman.

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  7. I caught part of an old episode of Punk'd the other day when she was the one being punked, and was shockingly reminded how much she has changed from her teenage years.

    She was so vivacious, fresh faced, and curvy-thin as opposed to the skeletal look she has sporting lately.

    Made me sad to see it, and I couldn't continue watching her.

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  8. Sometimes I think I would like to be a billionaire's strumpet. Is that wrong?

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  9. Crumpet strumpet? I gag.

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  10. ^Crumpet! Yes! That's the word I was thinking of. Thank goddess. Now if only someone could make the baked good ho's in my head go away ;-)

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  11. Anonymous11:18 AM

    Like she'll keep up the new decor. Niecy Nash, when she was on The Insider and Entertainment Tonight, re-designed Lindsay's closet (which was a small bedroom). Looked great, very organized. Bet the trollop sold all the still-tagged clothes for meth after someone took the time to put them on racks.

    They would have done more good giving each of us a $1000 gift card to Ashley Furniture! And we wouldn't urinate all over our stuff! You just KNOW LiLo has dripped-dripped-dripped on her couch while smoking the pipe.

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  12. @Carolyn

    Me, too. :/

    We can always dream... lol

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  13. Lindsay is a gift that keeps on giving.

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  14. I used to want to be a muse but now I too want to be a strumpet.

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  15. It will all have cigarette burns and be sticky from spilled vodka soon, what's the point.

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  16. Must be nice.

    Slightly jelly.

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  17. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Herpes is also the gift that keeps giving, but who wants it?

    To which I say: Point taken, crila!

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  18. I think I'd like to be a harlot, it sounds like such fun!

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  19. For quite some time, I have been wanting to start a barbershop quartet and name it "Strumpets of The Apocalypse".

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  20. Can't have a moratorium on Lindsay dirt, there would be nothing else to read about.

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  21. @maja

    Werent Kim, Paris, Britney and Lindsey known as the Four Bimbos of the Apocalypse for a while?

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  22. Strumpet is such a good word. At this point, Kim K is more relevant than her.

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  23. I can't fathom how wasteful this all is. Use the money for a mortgage, have something to show for all the handy J's and whatever other shenanigans she has to do for it!

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  24. wow, lindsay has the ladies rocking today; and thanks for that strumpet's licking jam off each other image, jasmine. I like it!

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  25. Just imagine renting a furnished house to her. You would seriously have to burn it all afterwards a la the black plague.

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  26. Have you ever been to Florida in the winter to an area that is more local and less tourist? This is what you see there. 80 year old women wearing clothes just like hers, hair dyed just like hers and tottering around on high heels.

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  27. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Well, she is basically a mid-price hooker these days. Maybe her latest John will foot her bills like he's doing for her apartment.

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  28. Well, if she does drugs she might as well use expensive furniture to snort it off of.

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  29. Anonymous10:31 AM

    You just know all of that expensive, tacky furniture is going to be covered in urine, vomit, sperm, feces, saliva, drug residue, cigarette ashes and butts, Red Bull, mucous, blood, lube, and alcohol within three days. Everything in the house should be encased in plastic like gammy and gampy's house.

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  30. I'm thinking she's looking better than she has in a LONG time...so liking her with the semi-natural hair color. The outfit? Not so much.

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