Remember the time that Lindsay Lohan said she doesn't party anymore and likes to stay at home. No, not that time. The other time. No the time before the one you are thinking of. No, no, the one before the one before the one you are thinking of. Yeah, the time after the hit and run. No, no, the time before the klepto thing. Yeah. exactly. So, she is pretty serious about this no partying thing. Except when she isn't. Like the other night when she and Paris Hilton partied all night and Lindsay (above) showed Brandon Davis her firecrotch in between making out with Samantha Ronson. I had forgot about that nickname. That was back in the golden days of the love triangle between Lindsay, Paris and Britney. Remember that? That was right before Britney did her pink wig and shave the hair off thing. That was a golden age of tabloid then. There was not even such a thing as Kim Kardashian. Whitney was still on drugs and alive. Michael Jackson was still alive. Good times.
No, not that time. The other time. No the time before the one you are thinking of. LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou've written some great stuff today Enty.
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ReplyDeleteI await the day when she goes in for nose surgery because of a "deviated septum", but we'll all throw shade because we know it's because the booger sugar ate a huge hole threw her nose.
ReplyDeleteI remember those days very well, Enty. Britney joining up with Paris & Lindsay was celebrity gossip's jumping of the shark, and it has sucked since then.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, what am I supposed to be seeing in that picture? Looks like a bunch of towels in the backseat of a car.
*through
ReplyDeleteNeNe Leakes did such a good job on Glee that Ryan gave her a role on his new sitcom. I watched a clip of it and it looks funny.
ReplyDeleteThis washed up trick couldn't even show up on time when Ryan threw her a guest spot bone. So he cut her part. The good news was she got to take 112 smoke breaks in the process.
if Lindsay is so desperate and lonely for companonship she would hook back up with Paris and Brandon who trashed her so publicily. There is no hope for this girl she is grasping at straws or pretending it is 2004 again.
ReplyDeleteI watched the Glee episode and all Lindsay can do is name drop old movies to try and remind people she was somebody once. I thought Perez did a better job than Lindsay. I was too distracted by her bloated lips and face.
I really hope this liz & dick movie falls apart. The thought of her with her asthama smoking raspy voice playing Liz hurts my heart.
Am I the only one who cannot figure out what the hell that picture is? I have tried three ways from Sunday and it just looks like leather over some white thing.
ReplyDeleteNot going out my ass.
I'm confused. Did Lindsay do some random partying last night or did she hook up with Paris & Brandon last night?
ReplyDeleteDid Ted Casablancas write this? I read it three times and couldn't make heads or tails of it. I'm thinking that Lindsay partied with Paris (and maybe Brandon Davis) and also made out with Samantha Ronson. ??? And that just reminded Enty of the good old gossip days? Or is this whole post just a rememberance of the good old gossip days?
ReplyDeleteOh I think the Brandon and Paris days are over..but Party on !
ReplyDeleteSherry - not going out your ass? LOL!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Lindsay threw a hotel towel over herself. But at first I thought it was supposed to be a picture of her and Brandon underneath some covers.
I think what Ent means is that Lindsay pulled a Snookie and showed Greasy Bear her hooha.
Shakey amazing what a little punctuation can do to change the meaning, huh. LOL!
DeleteNot going out,my ass.
Still not sure if that makes sense.
Sherry, I can't figure it out either. And yeah, RJ, I got confused too. I think Enty is talking about last night, but you're right. He might have been talking about the infamous Night of the Fire Cooch Cabal.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the "I don't know what I'm looking at" list.
ReplyDeleteIs that a face in the brown area?
The lump doesn't seem large enough to be a person.
But - funny, Enty. "No, not that time..."
LiLo is obviously still a completely self-absorbed loose cannon, and given that even her nearest and dearest, seeing her as no more than a gravy train which they plan to continue to ride for as long as possible, it's highly unlikely that that will change anytime soon.
ReplyDeleteCheck out Evil Beet. I guess Lindsay is about to join Paris' stable. Mile Kunis should play Liz - unless she really is hooked up with Ashton.
ReplyDeleteEnty says "like the other night" so this is recent. The only reason it's confusing is because it's most cliched of throwback - a replay of the worst partying she can do.
ReplyDeletePathetic. Even if she is a lost soul, I don't feel sorry for her, either shit or get off the pot and realize what you are doing. With the say she's carrying on, another criminal activity will occur, and there better be jail time with no special treatment.
What the REST of the DailyMail article said was - the cops were called to this house party Lindsay was at because of the noise - at 7 O'clock in the morning! There were also pictures of Paris stumbling out the door.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone wants to see what will be posted here tomorrow, just read DailyMail.
Summertime is when Lindsay gets into the deepest trouble. Well, except for that stealing thing. Anyhow Settle in, everyone. The show is just beginning.
ReplyDeleteGentleman throw Lindsay Lohan over puddles so that their ladies can safely step over them.
ReplyDeleteSo she's still with Paris....man she's even dumber than I think she is....
ReplyDeleteIsn't Paris purported to be a high end hooker? Maybe she's just helping Lilo get gainful employment.
ReplyDeleteI watched Glee to see Lilo, I was not impressed, and may I just say that Perez Hilton is one ugly piece of long faced, big mouthed, ginger stubbled, horse toothed, snarky, over the top she-man pile of crap.
ReplyDeleteOnce you've offered yourself for cocaine, banged entire rock bands and have "spent time" with every male in Hollywood and beyond willing to pay big bucks for the pleasure of your company, where do you go? Why would you actually want to work on a boring old movie set, or do something noble and purposeful with your life when you've found that there is high reward and few consequences in living the easy life?
ReplyDeleteCount me as another that can't figure out that picture.
ReplyDeleteIf you look at the picture, you'll notice the glare from the camera that the reflection of the camera man is holding in the middle of the right hand side of the shot.
ReplyDeleteFollow that to the left and a little below. You'll see the outline of a shoe or a boot with a high heel. Which means the bump above it would be a leg and a haunch.
Therefore, the top middle of the shot, where you see the round bump would be a head.
This would then make it a picture of someone passed out in the back seat of a car - Someone who wears high heeled boots and that a camera man would be following.
I have to assume it's Taylor Swift.
@Sherry, one looks like a soft 'throw' people typically use to keep their legs and feet warm. The other looks like a shower towel?
ReplyDeleteTo me it looks like someone lying down in the backseat of a car -- her covered corpse or something.
ReplyDeleteAh, so the triangle was Britney, Paris and Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteThere were a few blinds back in '07, '08 that talked about this triangle.
But I thought Britney was your friend, EL? Oh well, two reveals in one day is pretty cool.
@Princess yeah daily mail might get the scoop but the way the 'articles' are written often bugs me and the comments just SUCK. everybody is just bickering
ReplyDeletecdan has the best comments imo :)
@sherry Lilo is a high end escort as well. Heard from pretty reliable source she charges 4k for 2 hours and does most of her "work" at the Chateau marmot. She is definitely back to her old partying ways (that is if they ever really stopped) would hope she would have learned her lesson by now.
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ReplyDelete4k probably doesn't go too far with her lifestyle. I wonder if she is still supporting her entire family also.
ReplyDeleteYou know what just really, really chaps my ass? That this complete waste of space bitch Lindsey is still alive and kicking, and Adam Yauch is dead. I know it sounds really mean, but I don't care. She sucks.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the wrting style of this post,Enty.
ReplyDeleteTexshan, I agree with you. So many talented people have died, yet this cockroach escapes jail and death all the time, even though she is a rude piece of shit loser.
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