Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Party Anymore - Except When She Does

Remember the time that Lindsay Lohan said she doesn't party anymore and likes to stay at home. No, not that time. The other time. No the time before the one you are thinking of. No, no, the one before the one before the one you are thinking of. Yeah, the time after the hit and run. No, no, the time before the klepto thing. Yeah. exactly. So, she is pretty serious about this no partying thing. Except when she isn't. Like the other night when she and Paris Hilton partied all night and Lindsay (above) showed Brandon Davis her firecrotch in between making out with Samantha Ronson. I had forgot about that nickname. That was back in the golden days of the love triangle between Lindsay, Paris and Britney. Remember that? That was right before Britney did her pink wig and shave the hair off thing. That was a golden age of tabloid then. There was not even such a thing as Kim Kardashian. Whitney was still on drugs and alive. Michael Jackson was still alive. Good times.