Levi Johnston Naming His Kid After A Gun
Levi Johnston is trying to get a naming rights deal with gun manufacturer Beretta, Either that or he really thinks naming a kid after a gun company is the right thing to do. I'm pretty sure his girlfriend has no say so in the naming of the boy. Levi is of course already father to Tripp which is one of the crazier names. Why two of the letter "p" at the end? To avoid it being grammatically incorrect? I bet it is an acronym for something.
Levi says his girlfriend is studying to be a teacher and that she forgot to bring her birth control with her when they went to a lake house for the weekend. Unlike his other child, Levi says he will help support this child at least for a little while or until he finds someone else and gets them pregnant too.
dListed made fun of the name beautifully. "Strip club/gun shop" is still making me laugh.
ReplyDeleteMoron...
ReplyDeleteIn case people are wondering, "Is there something wrong with the water up there to explain all this Palin-related douchebag-ery?"...yes, there's literally something wrong with the water in Wasilla, AK.
ReplyDeleteI have tried to understand why people find him attractive, but I can't. Can someone explain to me what the deal is?
ReplyDelete@ Linnea. It's a small town with a limited pool of um, available talent. Overt mediocrity becomes blue ribbon spongeworthiness in such circumstances.
ReplyDeleteAnd the award for 'Most Trailertrash' goes tooooooooooo....
ReplyDeleteThe guy who was named after a pair of jeans!
@ Comma Chaser - hahaha, you made me laugh out loud... :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Levi. Your 22 years on the planet have been so well spent.
ReplyDeleteLeave your birth control behind? Then don't have sex! Or go buy some condoms!
ReplyDeleteI bet "Tripp" stands for TRIPPIN!!!!
ReplyDeleteLevi. The gift that keeps on giving. Is everyone from Alaska half wits? Please, someone speak rationally for your state!!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair to this kid, mama Palin pounced to redo his child support when he was at the height of his "fame." Of course he can't afford child support now.
ReplyDeleteBut really Levi, just wrap it the fuck up, for the love of god.
Girls can choose to keep it, abort it or give it away but boys have no choice in the matter. I named mine "Glock" but I was drinking Colt 45 at the time...
ReplyDelete"Is everyone from Alaska half wits?"
ReplyDeleteBack in the day when "Mama Bear" was a kidlet, Wasilla was a wholesome, if tiny, burg out in the Matsu. Valley bush. How it has become Skeezeville, AK, I don't know. Maybe all the nice folks moved to Talkeetna?
Levi Johnston reminds me of that really stupid guy at the beginning of the movie Idiocracy. You know, the one whose family tree takes up the entire screen.
ReplyDeleteOr, you know, you could get an education and/or a job to support yourself and your bastards. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteOh DianaofThemyscira, that is so quaint LOL
ReplyDeleteexactly what i thought Seachica
ReplyDeleteHe is named after a pair of pants. His grandchild will be named Frito & the Idiocracy prophecy will be complete.
ReplyDeleteUsually when kids (or adults) are called Tripp, it indicates "triple", or that the child is the third in line with that name. I have an acquaintance who has a son called Tripp, but his name is actually Robert Andrew Whatever III. That said, I think it's a stupid name and have no clue why it is spelled with two Ps.
ReplyDeleteForgot to bring her birth control. Pitiful excuse. You gotta wrap those things up, Levi.
His lack of child support paying to the first baby mama is somewhat understandable. Bristol took him to court at the height of his nude posing days when he had a huge income for about two months, and the support is based on that income. He needs to go back to court to have it adjusted, but he probably can't afford to pay a lawyer. I kind of feel sorry for the doofus, he got caught up in something he was not prepared for, and didn't handle it well.
What a dbag. "she forgot her birth control". Way to take no responsibility for anything, loser.
ReplyDeleteThese people are just sad. The fact that they breed is even sadder.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Tripp standing for The Reality Is Pregnancy's Preventable!
ReplyDeleteThis guy could be up for a "Bad Breeder of the Year" win unless K-Well-Fed reproduces again.
ReplyDeleteNote to all women: Stop being stupid.
He could've at least gone with the pull-out method, the dumbass. It may not be perfect, but its success rate isn't really all that bad.
ReplyDeleteYour 15 minutes are long up Levi. Please leave quietly.
ReplyDeleteMy son's name is Tripp. It's an english name meaning traveler. It's amazing how rude and hurtful some of you folks can be. Did you ever think that there may be decent people in this world that also decided to name their child Tripp, besides Bristol???
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