Thursday, May 24, 2012

Levi Johnston Is Homeless & Broke


Want to know a good environment to raise a child in? How about with a woman who was convicted of selling prescription drugs? That is where Levi Johnston is right now. He blew $1M on guns and boats and trucks and now has nothing left. Meanwhile he has another child on the way, one he already doesn't support and another child that his mom wants as far away from Levi the better. I'm not even sure if he knows about the other child. What is he doing to make money? Is he going to live for the rest of his life off the fame he had for a few months? That was already four years ago. He has done nothing since except get women pregnant. It seems to be his one skill. Perhaps he can hire himself out for that purpose. He is probably reading this right now and thinking that sounds like a pretty good idea. I guess he will have to try and find some more secrets to sell.

46 comments:

  1. there is nothing to say. implosion!!!!!!

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  2. Wait, I don't know if I read that right. He has *3* kids?? (Including the one in utero)

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  3. What a catch.

    I can just picture him hitting on women with the old "I'm working on a getting a reality show into production called 'Life After Bristol' and you would look amazing on it..." pickup line.

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  4. I think we should all chip in and buy this guy a big box of condoms from Costco.

    Although, I will have to send someone else to deliver them. He can probably impregnate women just by looking at them.

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  5. I just don't care ...

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  6. Ugh go get clipped already, buddy!!

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  7. I can't believe I actually agree with Sarah Palin that Levi was no good for Bristol & Tripp and should stay far far away.

    Sadly, he is a young good looking guy and young women will pay his way in life for a long time. He is a user.

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  8. Hmm, Kathie Griffin needs to hire him as a receptionist or something.

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  9. A lot of young men think this is a great way to live though, spreading their seed. Is it insecurity that drives this?

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  10. IF YOU HAVEN'T SIGNED UP FOR A TWITTER ACCOUNT I AM BEGGING YOU TO DO SO AND FOLLOW @ENTYLAWYER WE ARE ONLY 5 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM THE DIRECTOR BLIND ITEM REVEALE.

    https://twitter.com/#!/entylawyer

    SORRY FOR THE YELLING BUT I'M ALL EXCITED!!

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  11. Did she have her infant before marriage, though? I don't follow her closely. (I should confess, I am Team Jill. She's the nagging crazy-maker I never had!)

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  12. Um...Enty's twitter account is gone now! It is telling me it doesn't exist...I have been tracking the countdown to 10,000 too...

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  13. nevermind, it's back now. sketch.

    ignore me.

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  14. aaaaaaaaaand we're at 10,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. 10K followers!!! For the love of everything bacon..spill it Enty :)

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  16. 10K followers!!! For the love of everything bacon..spill it Enty :)

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  17. woo hoo! we did it, 10,000 followers. Bust out the blind Enty!!

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  18. YAY for 10k!!! I've been following all morning. Enty replied to me once on twitter, I felt so cool

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  19. tequila and bacon jello shots are ready......

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  20. Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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  21. yes, and once enty spills on twitter, someone please relay it to us non twitter people.

    the jersey shore people should take note of where this guy is now. tic toc.

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  22. @timebob, trying to catch up with you. Is this what you were looking for?

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/04/todays-blind-items-director.html

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  23. @Agent, no that isn't the one, the one he said he would reveale is about a Director that was all messed up and had to get him back to a Cannes for a movie premiere. I think that is the one he said he would reveale at 10k.

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  24. I don't twitter, so I second @annabella's request that you others please relay the juice to us here! Or on FB or something, thanks!

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  25. How about "The Levi 'n Kevin Show"? They have so much in common, including their amazing powers of fertilization.

    I am very, very ashamed to say that I might even watch that show. ;-P

    Oh, and doesn't EVERYone in Alaska sell either meth or prescription drugs? This may just be the lesser of two evils. (Okay, I can say that because I'm in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where our culture is frighteningly like that of Alaska, hehe)

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  26. Good! I can't think of a better situation for that misbegotten piece of trash to be in.

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  27. This douche bag needs to get a real job, sell his guns and boats, start paying his child support and he needs a vasectomy since he's to fucking stupid to realize that sex leads to procreation without protection.

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  28. Figgy, if he posts something on Twitter it automatically posts on Facebook.

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  29. I have always wanted to live in Alaska for the scenery, temperature, and seafood, and I'm totally serious. Please tell me that the entire state isn't filled with Levi- and Palin-types.

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  30. @timebob,
    Is it this ?

    FRIDAY, MAY 29, 2009

    Four For Friday

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/long%20blind%20item

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  31. Levi needs to KFed it and knock someone up with $$.
    Now going to FB or twitter.

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  33. Heh, it's like I told my bf when we first met, women are crazy and guys are stupid. Oddly enough he asked me out again and the rest is history:)
    Anyway, I stand by the statement. Guys like Levi are a dime a dozen (and dumb as the day is long) whereas the women who will continue to fall for his stupid lines and go for looks and the chance at possible 'fame' (said loosely) are crazy.

    Of all reasons to go after Palin (though I don't really pay attention to her anymore), her having a teenage daughter who fell for it when she was 16 isn't one of them imo.

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  34. This post indicates his has three children (one not born yet), but that he may not even know about one of them. Then how would *we* know about the third one if he doesn't? I don't get it.

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  35. Stupid apparently attracts stupid.
    Why isn't there a male birth control pill you can slip in their orange juice in the morning?

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  36. thats a good one @Agent but it isn't that one either.

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  37. I believe he said he will reveal the blind item here not on Twitter or Facebook.

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  38. @figgy - Where in the UP are you from? I live in Michigan, too.

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  39. @ Opie - ITA

    Levi needs to KFed it and knock someone up with $$.

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  40. But it links to the original from 07 and is about the director that he had to get to Cannes ?

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/08/cr-goes-awol.html

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  41. Someone should make it so that whenever Bristol Palin says something stupid on TV or the internet, especially about raising families, we get an update on what this douche is doing. I don't see how anyone could be so stupid. Well. . . No. That's not true. I understand about being young and having lots of money. If I had a million dollars I would have probably blown it too. Then again I wasn't in a situation where I had a kid that young either. This reject will become homeless and a drunk and a few years down the line he'll try releasing a tell-all about the Palins. by that point though most everyone will have forgotten who all these idiots were in the first place.

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  42. Well, if little Bristol hadn't spread 'em for this douchebag, we wouldn't even know who he is.

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  43. I believe that this is the one Enty said he would reveal at 10k followers on Twiiter! you are amazing @Agent!!

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  44. @timebob, Enty needs an old fashioned "file clerk"= me !

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