Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Kristen Stewart Performs Fifty Shades Of Grey

Ever wanted to see Kristen Stewart read erotica? Me either, but Charlize Theron also reads it so it is kind of a push when it comes to the fun/disaster meter. Kristen does smile while reading it which is pretty unusual for her. If Kristen does not do it for you then you can watch Chris Hemsworth read it. Charlize really gets into it. Kristen is not sure what sliding fingers could possibly refer to or a man's happy trail. Charlize says she loves porn but just wishes they could find a word that does not rhyme with corn.



30 comments:

  1. Yummm, happy trails...

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  2. That book sounds ridiculously stupid but Chris Hemsworth is smoking hot.

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  3. lol selena, if ever there was a point I was going to be turned on by this book, it would be over at "happy trail".

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  4. I don't know what happy trail is.

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  5. The hubby is reading it, or trying to. When I ask him how it is, I get a resounding MEH!

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  6. I also hear the reviews on Amazon are epically funny. Saw one that someone posted on a FB thread and it was hysterical.

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  7. I love that young lady. More and more.

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  8. "Happy Trail" is the pubic hair leading from the belly button down to a man's junk.

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  9. The non-hemsworth guy would make a damn good Christian. And yes, my inner goddess agrees, haha.

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  10. Ooooohhhhhh, Chris Hemsworth. I have SUCH a crush on him since I saw the Avengers. Couldn't understand a word he said when he was reading, though. And - hey - I don't need to :)

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  11. @Patty, the Amazon reviews are hilarious. One of my many favorites:
    "Could Not Finish.."
    "I have the opinion that you need to be able to refer to your vagina as something more erotic than 'down there' before you can pull off a significant hotness rating."

    bty- I did not read the book it.

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  12. I'm reading it now and Matt Bomer would be my Christian! It's not a great ready but its pretty steamy!!!

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  13. I think Kristen seems young and likable in this little clip.

    Strange, I know!

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  14. Gilbert Gottfried did it better.

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  15. Happy trail? Really?

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  16. @Maja? Are you serious?!? The idea of Gilbert Gottfried reading ANY kind of erotica is squicking me more than Hello Courtney the other day, which is really saying something... *shudder*

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  17. I've heard it called the "nature trail," FWIW...

    *starts singing* "Happy trails to you...until we meet again..."

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  18. We used to refer to it as the "treasure trail".

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  19. I actually normally call it a "goody trail." (To me, anyway) it means the wonderful line of hair from a man's belly button to his pubes.

    YOWZA!!!

    (*running off to track hubby down*)

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  20. Anonymous10:04 AM

    cool video. the comments ruined it for me though

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  21. That was really cute. It made all those actors seem very likable. Loved the Sam guy, whoever he is.

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  22. I devoured so many bodice rippers as a teen I don't think I could read one more. However, I'd buy the audio book if Alan Rickman were the narrator.

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  23. @MadLyb, on audio Alec Baldwin's soft smoky voice would be great!

    So would Anthony Hopkins.

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  24. on audio, if it were RDJ reading.. and he was reading ALL parts... hehe. That would be worth a listen.

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  25. Kristen is growing on me.. thought i would never say it xD
    After I saw her red carpet photos with Charlize Theron and she was all smiley and happy and fooling around i started to like her. She is also funny in this video. Guess she is not so bad, just insecure (and miserable:P) looking on the red carpet except when she is around people she knows.


    I LOL-ed so hard when CT pretended to want to take off the reporters shoes.

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  26. Chris Hemsworth sounds EXACTLY like Heath Ledger to me, it kept creeping me out hearing him talk.

    Also Charlize Theron is perhaps the most adorable human ever.

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  27. Look at Kristen all happy. I think she found herself in this book.

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  28. This video made me smile. Really humanized them. Am I the only one who saw the goats running around in the back ground?

    I read all three of these books. The writing is horrible, I hate romance novels. I should have hated this book. I couldnt stop reading! Almost every woman at work is reading/ has read these books. The bull dyke, the woman who was a virgin when she got married, the woman who reads nothing but Dean Koontz and Steven King. Its like a train wreck, we cant look away!

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