Kate Gosselin Cruise Canceled
I know all of you had your heart set on spending August 12-19th with Kate Gosselin on a cruise ship. Well, she was going to be on the same ship, but the closest you would probably get to her is some big screen television presentation where you could almost see her squinting. Of course there would have been that one fleeting moment when you thought you saw her at a pool, but just caught a glimpse of blonde hair followed by a good look at her bodyguard in a Speedo. Kate likes him in uniform. The attire for the day by the pool specified Speedo. Optional accessory was a David Beckham sock.
Instead of that fun filled week though you will get nothing. No one was buying tickets. Can you imagine no one wanting to cough up $3K a for a week of almost seeing Kate. It was a bad idea when it was announced and everyone who did buy a package got the option of getting their money refunded or taking the cruise anyway.
these reality people need to wake up and smell the coffee. their time is limited. why she would think that anyone would want to be on a cruise with her is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first heard about this, my first thought was, "if there's some kind of emergency, she'll be the first on a life boat and leave before anyone else has a chance to get on."
ReplyDeleteCan she go away now, please? Thank you.
ReplyDeleteFolks, this was our chance. We should have taken donations, bought someone a ticket so they could go meet her and toss her overboard. Hey, maybe there will be a Kardashian cruise?
ReplyDeletemaybe 3k$ of almost seeing Kate is better than 3k$ of seeing kate aaaalll the time :P
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious, I love it. I hope this humbles her a bit.
ReplyDeleteMore people are catching on that Kate and many others (kardashians) are long past thier 15 minutes of fame. No, we are not haters we are tired of the media and business camps that continue to promote this crap down our throats.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone want to be on a cruise ship full of children? No thanks.
ReplyDeleteShe currently lives near my mother in PA. When I visit mom I'm always on the lookout for KG. Best I've seen is in the yard/driveway. My mother's house is for sale, if any of you are interested.
There was another reason to go on this cruise, right? Being on a cruise w/KG cannot have been the reason to buy a ticket. Or was it? (In that case, I can't imagine who would have wanted to do such a thing, but I know nothing about her. Does she sing? Tell jokes? Hawk weight-loss products? Or is she considered some fantastic parent, and she gives tips, seminar-style?)
ReplyDeleteshe popped into my brain this weekend (no idea why), and i realized its been ages sine we heard from her. her flame should about be out. which means, a new queen-of-manny-children will be crowned.
ReplyDeleteIt's her world famous coupon seminar. Followed by an hour of clipping coupons with her from Sunday papers from every port of call. Kate's bodyguard holds the recycle bin.
ReplyDeleteSince she basically has no income, I wonder how she pays the bodyguard? Oh.....nevermind.
ReplyDeleteI hope whoever thought this idea up ends up in a rubber room somewhere. Anyone who'd pay a cent to see a brainless bimbo like Kate Gosselin needs to have his/her head seriously examined.
ReplyDeleteWhat's her crime, exactly? Yes, she had a bunch of kids, but is that why people hate her? I watched a few eps of her early series and it seemed like Jon was the big villain, not Kate. Yet now people hate her as much if not more than him. I'm trying to understand why. Isn't she just grabbing at whatever chances she can find to support her umpteen children? Why is that so awful?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure as fame disappears she'll have to get a regular job like the rest of us. But until then, what's wrong with milking it if she can? She's got a lot of EVERYTHING to buy!
3K for a cruise? Unless it's for several weeks, the price is a total ripoff, whether she's on this cruise or not.
ReplyDeleteAnd my hope in humanity has returned! Now,tick tock Kartrashians-your clock is running out too!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't they have something like a Led Zeppelin cruise?
ReplyDelete@McSpanky, I will not encourage you to watch more of Jon & Kate Plus Eight or the horrible Kate Plus Eight, but suffice to say that the more you watch, the more you see her true personality shine through. She's rude, inconsiderate, mean, insulting and a vile person.
ReplyDeleteThen she was a giant biatch on on DWTS. She is not a nice person and has nothing to offer and should focus on spending more time with her children who have behavioral and emotional issues, to the point of being expelled from schools, stemming from the exposure they received and the fall out of the show, which includes the divorce of their parents as she became more selfish and demanding and money-grubbing.
But that's just my opinion...
Time to go back to a real job, Kate. She's lucky to have a nursing degree.
ReplyDeleteI liked the first couple of seasons of J&K+8, but it turned into such a train wreck. You could see two people who totally hated each other playing it up for the cameras, and 10 beautiful children turning into monsters before your eyes. I actually always felt sorry for John. No way I could put up with Kate, and no way I'd want to ruin a cruise with her, even if it was only on a screen. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
ReplyDeleteDrop the bodyguard (you're only a legend in your own mind), get recertified and try working for a living. Selfish ego maniacs shouldn't have a kid let alone 8 of them. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteWhat Discoflux said. Let her time pass and take those Kuntrashians with you.
ReplyDeleteMy idea of hell is being on a cruise ship with KG.
ReplyDeleteAnd the idiots who bought tickets - did they actually expect to see her? There's no WAY she's mingle with her minions! I can easily see her making the employees rope off half a deck so she could use the pool alone.
I LOVE YOU BRENDA LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, like i would want to spend $3k+ on an overpriced cruise with this bioytch in the middle of hurricane season (you guys realize the cruise was in the middle of hurricane season, right?) to spend an hour or whatever "doing crafts" with this harpy. riiiiiight. no thanks. I'd rather take a drill to the brainpan.
ReplyDelete@McSpanky -
ReplyDeleteExactly what discoflux said. I only watched a few eps myself (b/c all my mom friends were doin' it!) and I just COULD NOT with her. Then I met a someone that had a relative that worked on the set and said she was a raging Byatch.
"No one was buying tickets."
No shit! What a shocker! hahaha. This was probably my favorite headline of the day.