Johnny Depp Keeps On Denying Vanessa Paradis Split
It's been four months at least since the buzz that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split. At the London Dark Shadows premiere, Johnny said the rumors are not true. Well, has anyone seen a photo of them together in four months? No. Has anyone seen a photo of them with other people in four months? No. So, kind of a stalemate. Maybe they are trying to work it out. I don't think they hang out much anyway so maybe it is the same as it ever was. Johnny wanders the world looking cool and Vanessa stays home with the kids. I think maybe Johnny takes her for granted.
I thought they were always sort of perfect for each other. Let's face it, it would take most women a while to get used to the unwashed smell, so any budding romance would be slow going.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the unwashed smell would keep me at a distance. Also the pubes that he tries to pass off as facial hair make my gag reflex go off as well.
ReplyDeleteYou're assuming Vanessa regularly bathes.
ReplyDeleteJust because someone LOOKS unwashed (Brad Pitt, Russell Brand, Johnny Depp) doesn't mean they ARE unwashed, it can be a cultivated look.
ReplyDeleteUnless I hear someone actually stinks regularly (which I did hear about someone, forget who), I assume it is a "look" and not an aversion to showering.
We never really saw them together before so to me not seeing them doesn’t mean a thing..
ReplyDeleteAdrian Grenier (or however it's spelled, I don't really care either way.) Woof!
ReplyDeleteMan, it's a sad day when I hardly even care that Johnny Depp may be single again.
ReplyDeleteHis style represents fairly well the level of burned out I am regarding him.
Discoflux- whoa.
ReplyDeleteYou said almost exactly what I was thinking when I read this post!
Get outta my head!
LOL
I really can't understand the attraction to JD. He is ok to me. When he was in Jump Street I thought he was so cute, but now I really think he is just an ordinary guy. I don't see the Sexiness or appeal at all. Also his acting is ok don't think he is that great at all.
ReplyDeletetogether or not, I respect them a ton for keeping the kids out of the spotlight *coughBrangecough* and to give them a stable life.
ReplyDeletePersonally id do the same as Johny to avoid the media harasment
She's denied the split, he's denied the split. She works, he works. They never did the red carpet thing much and were always private, so what's changed? They both seem happy, so let them get on with it.
ReplyDelete@hunter,re the stench, it is because they live primarily in France:)
ReplyDeleteHe needs to deny that hat instead.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't care less. Can't stand him and hate that sotto voce thing he does in interviews.
ReplyDeleteAnd the anti-JD movement begins! LOL.
ReplyDeleteHe seems like a pretty nice guy, really don't get the aversion.
ReplyDeleteVanessa needs to move over and let me have him for a while.
ReplyDeletethey both look so....insecure in this pic.
ReplyDelete@Layna Day, I always assumed Vanessa
ReplyDeleteshared the same cleanliness credo as Johnny. Washed or unwashed, they seem to share a *look*.
The only things that will make me stop loving Johnny Depp is if he commits child abuse, animal abuse, or kills someone in cold blood.
ReplyDeleteFangirl for life! LOL
LOL @Jennifer H.!
ReplyDelete@hunter - Russell Brand actually looks like he smells good - you can tell the look is cultivated on him. Not so sure about Depp as I've heard rumors. I've heard them about Brad, too, but I think his hygiene improved considerably after he married Aniston. Now I think it's just a "look".
ReplyDeleteVanessa would look so much better if she would just stand up straight. She always hunched her shoulders.
ReplyDeleteI watched Crybaby the other night (it was 3 am, don't judge me) and I was mesmerized by his beauty. He is so bloated and greasy under his chokers, chains, scarves, and hats that I forgot that he was one of the most beautiful people ever born.
ReplyDeleteHe just seems like one to enjoy living the good life too much to hit the gym to keep himself up.
It appears he was overly impressed with Keith Richard's style. That works for a rock star. Not so much for the red carpet.
ReplyDeleteMy friend just met Johnny at a low key bar in vegas and said he was with a super hot girl named Brittany ..
ReplyDeleteMy friend just met Johnny at a low key bar in vegas and said he was with a super hot girl named Brittany ..
ReplyDeleteJohnny Dip never did it for me. All the smoking he does has messed up his teeth. The look nasty now. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteI hope it worksmout for them. It is hard to make a decision about your relationship if you have kids....stay when there is no spark but a great relationship or leave teaching your kids how important the spark is, if that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what to do, personally.
Polyamory or an open relationship seems to make sense to me but only me....