A bunch of people got together yesterday at Jessica Biel's stylist's house. Justin Timberlake was there too so apparently it was being called an engagement party. Lance Bass was there so you know Justin spent the entire night trying to dodge him and his N Sync reunion plans. Didn't they get engaged in December? I guess they were too busy to get together for a party in the intervening six months. Do you really think they will end up getting married? Do you think they are really engaged? Are Justin Timberlake and Timbaland related? Is the Timber Lake on Timba's Land?
Justin has never been cute to me and I loved Nsync. Even at 12 I thought he was an ugly d-bag. Smug bastard.
ReplyDeletethe way she wears that ring, yes I would say there were engaged. It just seems so weird he was trying so hard to get out of the relationship, does and just turns around gets engaged a few months after the break up.
ReplyDeleteHe must really love that diamond cock ring she gave him.
I don't get the point of planning a huge wedding/ engagement party if your relationship is a sham...
ReplyDeleteYes, I do.
ReplyDeleteWhy would they pretend? There's no reason. I don't get the conspiracy theory.
I just think they're kidding themselves and it's not going to last...
DeleteTrue love is enchanting. I haven't seen anything so heart-melting since Tom jumped on the sofa.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of JB or JT, but they are bona fide celebs. Who in the hell who is a bona fide celeb hosts their engagement party, six months after the announcement, at their STYLIST's house?
Those bangs. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI think they are engaged i don't think their relationship is fake. I do think that they are both settling though especially if the rumors of him cheating on her all those years are true. I also don't know why they act like such a private couple if they are going to leak info to the press about their engagement party and everything else about the wedding like they've been doing since they got engaged.It makes it seem like nothing about their relationship is genuine.
ReplyDeleteIf they make it to marriage i doubt they will last.
Maybe Jessica told him to put a ring on it or she would leave. I have never been thrilled with these two being together.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree w starglitter. I think Justin may feel that Jessica is good for him, in the same way that a healthy diet, exercise, and vitamins are good for you. The problem is that it's only too easy to fall back into bad habits again....
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DeleteYep, maybe they really are together and it's all real. The only thing is that I see how much the relationship keeps them in the press. For some reason, them together has that public interest.
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DeleteTake me back to 2006 when you two kids mattered.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling they are engaged for something other then true love.
ReplyDeleteSince hey bore me, I don't care...and she well she is so androgynous I wouldn't be surprised if "she" were packing...
ReplyDeleteThat photo just looks so fake to me. You can feel the "love" in the air.
ReplyDeleteThose bangs suck balls. Ugh indeed!
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel and Blake Lively (ironic name) are bores.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing JT can do well is SNL.
I just want to know WHY? WHY? WHY?
ReplyDeleteA lackluster pair at best.
ReplyDeleteIf it's real, it is truly boring. This seems to be an engagement, and if it happens wedding of some unknown convenience.
@Sadie: Your comment made me think of Nancy Kerrigan getting wallopped in the knee and saying "Why? Why? Why?" over and over again...if you remember.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what they ar
ReplyDeletee doing, but I get zero chemistry from them Not to mention they se each other 4 times a year its weird.
@DontRain - Vitamins and a healthy diet go a long way.
ReplyDeleteHaving a wife who occasionally stands up to you, doesn't buy into your public persona, and who seems to be utterly trustworthy in terms of money and not doing drugs, partying, or humping your homeboys - Let's face it, that's more important in any sort of relationship than "Oh, we have great chemistry and like to make out for the paparazzi."
Is the Timbaland part a reference to an old blind about a guy who was involved with a producer?
ReplyDeleteRight? The one about presumably Justin getting a lap dance at Timbalands house and jess caught him. The other guess was Bieber and Usher
Deletei see the pudding between the lines! lovesit!
ReplyDeletep.s shes a lesbian and he is knockin boots with timba's land hahaha
ReplyDeletehe is gay as a goose.
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ReplyDeletePerhaps THIS is the big reveal???
ReplyDeleteSHE is gay, but he may be bi. I definitely think he loves the ladies.
ReplyDeleteI do not think they will actually get married.
I don't get a gay vibe from him......
ReplyDeleteI don't think he is gay, but I do think that she is. I don't know what the whole point of their relationship is and I don't see them together in the future. Their pairing is very odd.
ReplyDeleteThere is something off there, but who I am to judge?
ReplyDeleteI second Lutefisk's comment. Said EVERYTHING i was thinking.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the most boring party in the world
ReplyDeleteShe has a stylist?
ReplyDeleteI have bets this relish won't make it to the altar.....
ReplyDeleteShe irks me. I feel like she is Trying ALL THE TIME. What is really funny, is she tries to pretend like she is a "serious" actress, but forgetting where she came from-Girl, you were on 7th Heaven for the love of humanity.
ReplyDeleteJustin is an idiot. Seriously. He is a good host for SNL, but really REALLY should stay away from movies.
As for their relationship-she knew what she was getting-the cheating, the girls/others on the side-He will still have his fun.
You don't get a gay vibe from him? Jesus have you ever seen that clip of him on star search? He was gayer than gay at 7 - A good hollywood machine bottles it up but that dude is gaaaaay. He is very on the DL - it would ruin his whole career - all that sexyback white boy soul master shit - dude is gay..
ReplyDeletei don't get a gay vibe from him, never have. he banged Britney forever,people.
ReplyDeleteI wish he would act more, Friends With Benefits was a fucking HILARIOUS movie and he was great in it.
I think one side of the couple needs the "engagement" publicity. The other side couldn't really care one way or another.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say something about that hairstyle, though. I have seen a few girls in the heavy-bangs-plus-shortish-layers look recently, and it really makes me worry that the mullet is slowly creeping back into fashion. I really hope I'm wrong on that.
This is the biggest joke. They'll marry, sign a contract, unfortuantely probably have a kid and drag the child into the mix for the extra publicity and People magazine covers...then they'll end it and the kid will be messed up for years to come...
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