Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend must have been a good boy last week and did all his chores. Jennifer has announced that when her world tour begins that Casper Smart will be her choreographer. That of course means he will get paid from something other than the money Jennifer leaves out on the nightstand every night for him. I'm sure he is plenty talented enough to be a choreographer for Jennifer. She is not going to move that much anyway. The fact she announced it though is kind of laughable. Name one tour you know where someone sent a press release announcing their choreographer?
off topic but TMZ just announced Adam Yauch/MCA from the Beastie Boys has died at 47. So sad :(
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2012/05/04/beastie-boys-adam-yauch-dead/
no hints that JHo is MV today?
ReplyDeleteWell, to be fair, he's clearly her boyfriend too so I can appreciate her desire to extoll his virtues to the world. She must really be into him.
ReplyDeleteand she made her ex-husband Chris Judd head choreographer also when she was dating/banging/married to him.
ReplyDeleteSeriously timebob, I am so sad about that. Condolences to his family. I feel like part of my youth died.
ReplyDeleteI just came to alert everyone to the same thing, timebob. It's a sad day. I remember jumping on my bed to singing along to my license to ill tape in 4th grade thinking it was the greatest thing ever. He will be missed.
ReplyDeleteOh, that is such sad news. Beastie Boys/Run DMC was my very first concert. :(
ReplyDeleteRe: JLo - not a single f*ck was given at this exit of the NJ Turnpike.
ReplyDeleteRe: MCA - Not a Beastie Boys fan, but so sad. I turned 47 this week. It sucks when you start to see your contemporaries passing. RIP...
Re: JHo- Nor mine either :) I wonder what her children will think of her when they get older? Do they call him Uncle Casper or Daddy #2 for now?
DeleteRe:MCA-RIP (I wasn't a fan either but its sad to see so many passing so soon)
His mouth breathing irritates me.
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ReplyDeleteI'll wait for the RIP thread to comment about Adam Y. :(
ReplyDeleteRe: JLo, I just do not understand it. That look on her face says how much of a catch she thinks he is, which I find laughable. I mean, really? REALLY? I do not see the allure at all. Since he's a dancer, his body is probably hot, but I can't get past his ridiculous face. He is beyon dorky-looking--and, as chopchop points out, a habitual mouth-breather. I just think he's so gross, I cannot understand why she thinks he's such a prize.
JLo never learns....never.
ReplyDeleteRIP Adam, too soon, too young, sad.
ReplyDeleteRe: JLo, at least he knows all her moves. This was, they can have professional differences when they break up.
^*way*
ReplyDeleteI don't think she would have to try too hard to get a really polished professional man. Someone who owns his own business, a senior executive at a corporation or someone like that. But of course, she probably wants someone at her heels and a man with a real job couldn't do that. These two do not look compatible at all.
ReplyDeleteIf jlo was a boy, would she look like Casper?
ReplyDeleteHa...I must be the only one here that loves J-Lo. I think she's gorgeous, reasonably talented (not MV) and I love love love her on American Idol.
ReplyDeleteBusy entertainers need housewives too.
ReplyDeleteHell Lazy, I an a housewife and *I* need a housewife! LOL
ReplyDelete@Worstcompanytoworkfor - No. That scenario only worked with Marc Anthony.
ReplyDeleteJoElla, that sounds like a bad possible bad hit novelty song, "My Housewife Got A Housewife".
ReplyDeleteMadonnas announced who her choreographer was before
ReplyDeleteRIP Adam. So sad, so young. Many musicians dedicating their performances to him. Beasties influenced many.
ReplyDeleteI saw them shopping in Trash and Vaudeville before their appearance on Saturday Night Live, back in the '90's. Just so sad.
I'll give her a pass...for now...but if she marries this guy, I'm done with her. You hear me Jennifer, DONE!!
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a deflated UFC fighter.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he has bad breath.
ReplyDeleteJennifer is a fool gor men. One loser after another. This will implode, and she will be sll over in print snd tv,". Oh it was rebound thing", then hecwill sue her for millions, she will pay him off. Then i guess she will troll camp snoopy for next lover. HeyJen, heres a quarter, buy a clue.
ReplyDeleteOk, my prediction is that Jennifer will marry this ugly boy-man the second the divorce papers are signed. He will become Mr. Casper Lopez since she chose this one so she can be in charge.
ReplyDeleteSo Jen's a cougar now lol
ReplyDeleteAwwww...J-Lo just wants to dance, and love, and dance, again.
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