Corey Feldman was living with a woman and probably enjoying her company in ways that were not platonic and got tired of her. She wouldn't leave so he had a restraining order taken out against her so he could get the police to get her out. Did she really think he was that great that she wouldn't leave? Did his rat tail hypnotize her? Would you even get involved with Corey Feldman in the first place? Who goes to a party and says, "OMG, I'm going to hit on Corey Feldman so hard. Maybe he will wear his Michael Jackson coat to bed with me."
Maybe The Hair speaks to Corey. It controls him, telling him what to do and who to have in his life. The woman must have pissed off The Hair, and disrepected it in some way. "Banish that woman from our world" The Hair said, and Corey did obey.
ReplyDeleteI almost feel sorry for the woman, based on such limited information even.
ReplyDeleteI think that's exactly how he met his 1st wife. I swear it was on The Corys THS.
ReplyDeleteDidn't we have some sort of plan to cut off the tail? Wasn't someone going to do that? Was it Enty? I can't remember, but I swear we (CDANers) had previously conspired on this.
ReplyDelete@nola - love it! That is one creepy little strand of hair, for sure!
ReplyDeleteI accidentally blew the pic up to full size, but then couldn't help but notice/comment on the crotch tightness he's got going on here. Are dudes today just done with underwear, or what? Maybe I'm just turning into a dirty old lady, but I swear this free-for-all has become the norm for celebs.
If you cut it off, don't be surprised if coke and/or heroin falls out with the dandruff and fleas.
ReplyDeleteI just see so much wrong here, first I thought it was Charley Sheen, that's never good. Then the little hair windshield wiper, the four inches of bunched cuff, and of course his cocka doodle do. Is he missing a left hand?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he got someone to move in, not out.
Ahahaha! The little hair windshield wiper! ☻
ReplyDeleteI have always hated this guy and cannot imagine that anyone would stalk him. I CAN imagine many women running AWAY....FAST
LMAO @Del Risers comments!!!
ReplyDeleteApparently she was using some squatting law to stay in the house. It gets even crazier after she bailed out she called the cops so she could go back into the house to get her stuff.
ReplyDeleteNice way to use the emergency services for your domestic bullshit issues. Sorry we can't save you from being raped, some crazy bitch needs to get her flat iron back from Corey's house.
Did she get her "Happy 12 hours anniversary 'I love you'" card back?
ReplyDelete@timebob - she probably learned that trick from watching Sharon Stone in "Casino."
ReplyDeleteThank you nolachickee, you just made my day! lol
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I am ashamed that he was one of my TeenBeet(sp?) era crushes...
This guy has weird relationships. I remember an E!True Hollywood episode with him that had old footage of him and Vanessa Marcil. She seemed drugged and out of it. Fast forward to him and the woman he married on that Vh1 celebrity house show. She seemed...wait for it...drugged and out of it!
ReplyDeleteJealous much Enty? I mean this guy is HUMAN. I just don't understand why you hate him so much. What did he do to you?
ReplyDeleteI cannot hate on Cory. Sorry. From what I've read just on this blog alone it's likely he has been through a hell most people cannot even imagine. Why wouldn't he have issues?
ReplyDeleteHe gets a lifelong pass from me. Living through child abuse will fuck you up. This I know.