Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Colombian Hooker Set To Pose Nude For Magazines


Every magazine that has naked women inside the covers is competing to be the first to have naked photos of the Colombian hooker who is at the center of the Secret Service case. Dania Suarez is being offered thousands of dollars. How many thousands is still not known but it is Playboy and Hustler who are in the final two. Apparently Dania has already taken the photos which Playboy hates but Hustler probably loves. Playboy would do an article with the photos but Hustler would only do a blurb. My guess is that either magazine would love to only pay $10K, but will probably end up paying $100K because it would be a big seller for both.

13 comments:

  1. What? No Penthouse?

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  2. She sure is beautiful, but I wish she wasnt exploiting her body to make money. On the other hand, a fal has to use what she has.

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  3. Get the money up front this time girl!!

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  4. Playboy probably doesn't like the pictures because her boobs aren't ridiculously fake looking, although in this picture they do look fake, just not Playboy-level fake. I swear, the women in Playboy are about as erotic as a bag of bowling balls.

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  5. And don't blow all the money partying.

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  6. All of today's posts so far are giving me a weird 70s childhood flashback of an horrid future time where women are insane in 2012. Oh, so we're here.

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  7. Gross...she's so skanky looking.

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  9. @Netta, you tell her!

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  10. jesus.

    *headdesk*

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  11. Don't you just love capitalism?

    And justice for all.

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  12. Between this and the incest mom, I need a drink and a shower.

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