Brooke Hogan Now On The Pro Wrestling Tour

I always thought Brooke Hogan should be a wrestler. Look at Brooke and then look at Stacy Keibler. You don't think Brooke could kick Stacy all over the ring. Yeah, you forgot Stacy was a wrestler before she went on DWTS and snagged George Clooney for six more months. Anyway, Brooke is not going to be a wrestler, so for those of you who find her attractive and wanted to sign up for some donation where you could wrestle her with oil for three minutes for charity you are out of luck. Her dad will do anything for money so you might have a shot there. Put on a blonde wig and call him daddy and he might give you bonus time.

Anyway, Brooke will be in charge of developing stories. Stories? You mean it's not real? Damn them for ruining that for me. It is like finding out Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are having an affair. She will also be responsible for finding female talent and for even selecting intro music. Sounds like a tough job. I'm sure she is fully qualified right? Just like the kid of a doctor could easily be a consultant on medical things.