Britney Spears Is Officially Coming To Your Television
Confirmation announcements are never as much fun as the initial announcement itself. I think I must have started talking about the Britney Spears to X Factor thing about six weeks ago. Well, it is finally confirmed. Break out your pink wigs and moonshine because twice a week you will get to see Britney on your television. What I hope and pray for every day is that when Britney is on live television and not the first bunch of taped ones they will edit to make her seem like a genius is that we get quotes like "Merry Christmas b**ches." That one was from a March concert. There was the quote back in 2002 where she said she would love to win an Oscar. Oh, and how about that all time quote of hers from back in 2009 in Vancouver where she said, "Drive safe, don't smoke weed, rock out with your c**k out." Can get we get something like that every hour on live television? It would make X Factor worth watching. That and watching Simon try to hit on Britney.
I will forever be Britney's number 1 fan. I don't care how cray cray she is.
ReplyDeleteBoring! She is going to be vacant eyed and drugged up. I can hear it now, "I think you have a nice voice." To EVERY single contentstant. She's going to think she's on American Idol, since that's the last thing she saw Simon on.
ReplyDeleteI may not like JBlow, but her sobriety makes her coherent.
Im happy for her. She will be making a boat load of money to give an opinion! Lets just hope this doesnt go bad.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that she is crazy makes me like her all the more.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the off stage comment caught while her mic was still on..."my pussy is hanging out"
ReplyDeleteClassy, classy, always classy.
I think she will be great because she will be emotionally detached from the contestants. Nicolle and Paula had nervous breakdowns when they had to vote for someone to go. 50 buck says she get one of the shitty catagories, groups or over 30.
ReplyDeleteI dunno gang, maybe Simon is crazy like a fox... I don't think he wants another Paula situation, and I am hoping he wouldn't knowingly put her in a fail situation.
ReplyDeleteWhat I do know is, I will be tuning in to watch and see how she does.
She can't be any worse than Xtina and her sparkle granny panties right?
Brit Brit is on the pee-ills, so she's be just fine, y'all.
ReplyDeleteYou have to like this woman and her cray cray ways, but it's still more than a little ironic for the Queen of Lip Synching to be judging live singers. Just saying..
ReplyDeleteWe are not going to see the fun Brit Brit. We will get to see the drugged up one, which is not going to be very interesting.
ReplyDelete@JoElla agree on Simon. This will be the 1st time I'll be tuning into the show. I am SO rooting for her but is it naughty to say I'm kind of hoping to catch a glimpse some cray cray too?
ReplyDeleteAlso: 1st time poster-Looooong time lurker! I feel like I know ya'll! Shoutout to Sherry, Maja, Robyn, JBE, Netta, T Grape just to name few. You guys make my day
LOL @ "pink wigs and moonshine." Don't forget Cheetos and flip flops, either.
ReplyDeleteTG - pee-ills cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteShouldn't you have some experience singing live in order to judge live singers?
ReplyDeleteMoose- id say it's optional at this point...
ReplyDeleteYou all are right, I'm afrai we will just see Zombritney, not the real one.
I love her. I just want her to be well, happy and healthy.
ReplyDeleteI think this could be really great for her. Fingers crossed!
And she will have a team of stylists helping her which I think is exciting.
Oh I hope I hope I hope.....
Zombritney, that's good!
ReplyDeleteI loooooove me some Britney. I'll watch this junky show just to see her. I gotcha back Brit!
ReplyDeleteI love that photo!
ReplyDeleteWell hello there, AuntJess!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Britney will be told what to say. She will probably say it while chewing gum.
But I hope she goes rogue, if even just for one or two acts. Just, full on crazy, saying EXACTLY what she thinks!
I miss the days of pink wigs and Adnan sex.
ReplyDeletewatching.(and i've never watched before)
ReplyDeleteI love that picture, LOL~!
ReplyDeleteShe's got to be better than Nicole S.
ReplyDeleteI can just hear her now 'Honey, you just make sure you look cute, get your hair done right, and hire good producers to clean it up in the studio. That's what I do, America will love you.'
ReplyDeleteShe's worth every penny of her $15 million. She has just rescued the show from its dismal start.
ReplyDeleteAs much as everyone shakes their heads over poor Britney and her crazy ways, like Brenda Love said, I think we all secretly miss the days of the pink wigs, convenience store bathrooms, Andnan Ghalib and paparazzi entourages down Sunset Boulevard at 2 a.m.
ReplyDeleteI only wish the best for her. I really hope they don't dope her up too much.
ReplyDeleteI'll tune in unless it gets too painful to watch.
I love her bc she's not mean, and just is herself. She's no rocket scientist and it's fine. She doesn't pretend to be what a celebrity "should" be.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if her comments will be auto tuned or 'pre recorded'. What a slap in the face to people with talent--being judged by someone with very little of it.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait. Love her and I hope she brings the crazy.
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