Shocker. I thought Enty had said earlier he was spending a lot of time going through archives to find a specific blind for today's reveal. This...is not the excitement I was expecting.
Coke bloat. I'd guess she us railing it up and night and using pills to come down. Up. Down. Up. Down. That roller coaster will cause serious wait gain.
@SaintsFan I'm not saying she is on heroin, but heroin can get you fat. When you see super skinny junkies, it's because they spend ALL their money on drugs. If you have enough $$ to afford heroin AND food...you're gonna get fat. Plus pot makes some people hungry, pills can make you really lazy, alcohol makes you retain water... I'm not surprised she has gotten bigger.
I for one will be delighted to see her go to rehab for being a tanorexic who is also addicted to peroxide and red lipstick. She might even get a disorder named after her if they add in the apparent adversion to pants. Something like Aguileratitis. Definition being Pigment distortion and overuse of toxins accompanied by minor displays of exhibitionism.
What about the pigment disorder in her hair around her face??!! Her orange *glow* rubs off onto her hair a LOT. Like a white puppy with gange around its eyes (or butt..) - yeesh, gross. It all falls into 'cosmetic rehab,' which she's surely in need of.
Yeah seaward, I know. I was looking forward to the old blind reveal. This reveal has already been posted as covers for at least 1/2 a dozen tabloids already...
What a waste. Out of the box Christina blew Spears away by voice alone in the late 90's. Thing is she bought her own press and decided to go the Mindy Mcready route (pissing all of her record people off) than do what she was obligated to do. I'm kind of shocked she still has a career, to be honest. She's the 'Paula Abdul' on the Voice. As douchey as Levine is, at least he seems to take it seriously.
Out of anyone on The Voice, I venture to say Christina took it most seriously and she's pretty much the only one who knows what they're talking about in terms of singing. People on her team actually improved week to week.
As for this reveal, it's nothing new that want on the cover of Star Magazine a few months ago. Didn't this actually already get revealed at 4th of July or New Years?
She seems to be doing and looking a lot better these days.
Chris Farley was a fat coke head. Regular use of heroin {more than once a week for a prolonged period) will block the bodies ability to metabolize fat, but leaves the muscles intact. Iggy Pop looked amazing when he was a junkie. Keith Richards, too.
This was pre-The Voice so does this shit still stand? Did she change her ways?
I actually think she's been a pretty good mentor on the show, although she(hell all of them)has made some confounding choices/decisions on the show. She is nowhere near the level of Paula Abdul on the show. She is the Paula Abdul of Outfits though. She needs a new stylist. I always felt bad for her because she was an also ran to Britney, and I know we all love Britney because she's a glorious trainwreck and she has some great pop songs, but at her elemental base, Britney kind of sucks.
Ugh, this coffee taste like how Disneyland brimstone smells.
When I worked w her yrs ago, she was actually sweet. Not super smart tho. She could and can fucking sing. But like she is with her life she is even more clueless about her music and the fact that a great singer means shit without great songs.
Y'all are right, Brandon Davis, Pete Doherty (however you spell it), Chris Farley, John Belushi...etc. I forget about them. I guess I was going with the stereotype. Shame on me.
She appears to be doing better since this blind was written. I get a good (non-crazy) vibe from her non-celeb boyfriend. He seems to be an easy going yet rock of Gibraltar type who can be supportive without following her down any wild alleys. Hope so for her son's sake.
I hope that since this is being revealed now, in mid-2012, that it means Christina is doing well. Without revealing too much, I can only say that I know both she and her ex-husband are good people. We all go through our "rough patches," some rougher than others. Most of us don't have to have our struggles and relationship problems dissected publicly.
That is pills. That's why Stevie Nicks plumped up back in the 80's. Most pain pill heads are fat asses because they just stay in the bed all day high. Add booze to the equation and you're not zipping your pants any time soon.
Every Saturday morning I wake up and neurotically check the web page, biting my finger nails in anticipation of a really juicy reveal, or a reveal that noone saw coming. Instead, I get this. This is like finally unzipping Zac Efron's zipper only to wonder why he has a vienna sausage in his boxers.
christina aguilera has the hell of a voice. The girl can sing! her album stripped was amazing and back to basics with jazz inspiration was very very good. Bref, I want her to get her shit together, ditch the cheap-madonna-esque attitude and make good music again
To Em Eye Kay, who wondered if there could be such a thing as a fat meth head: Yes, there is such a thing. You can see them for yourself at just about any Walmart. Also, check your local crime blotter. Failing that, you can periodically catch them on tv in D-List reality shows like Cheaters, Operation Repo, Cops, and Jerry Springer (that's still on, right?)
BTW, a couple friends and I have discussed the phenomenon of fat meth heads, as it does seem to be a paradox. The conclusion we came to was that while short-term meth use does indeed melt off the weight, that is no longer the case when it comes to chronic, long-term use. As the body develops a higher tolerance, the drug stops speeding up the metabolism as much. Combine that with an unhealthy lifestyle of drinking a lot, eating junk food, and sitting on your ass playing video games means, as jadedentrepreneur so eloquently said, you're not zipping up your pants any time soon.
@margaux...."she seems so lovely" is not something I've ever seen before in reference to her appearance on this show....I'm wondering now if all the bad press is over-exaggerated. (I've never seen the show myself.)
Well I've only just started season 1 - and I've only just started the live shows so it could change. But she seems really kind to those in her team at least.
I am absolutely floored by this reveal.
ReplyDeleteShocker.
ReplyDeleteI thought Enty had said earlier he was spending a lot of time going through archives to find a specific blind for today's reveal. This...is not the excitement I was expecting.
I think her skin tight leggings have cut off all circulation to her brain, causing her to be a mess.
ReplyDeleteI know!! Wtf??? Talk about a letdown
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I love that Christina and Nelly song
ReplyDeleteEnty is almost at 10,000 followers which means he will reveal a LONG blind! I'm holding him to his word!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reveal!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Enty! You're at 9,842 followers - I'm waiting for that uber blind!
ReplyDeleteIf Enty is insinuating that there is drugs involved, I don't think I've ever seen an overweight drug addict. Don't they all get super skinny?
ReplyDeleteYou've never seen Jason Davis?
DeleteOr Pete Docherty? Google him, honestly he's the fattest heroin addict you'll ever see :)
Deletetwo words @SaintsFran Coke Bloat
ReplyDeletePills!
ReplyDeleteThere are plenty of overweight drug addicts.
ReplyDeleteCoke bloat
ReplyDeleteCoke bloat. I'd guess she us railing it up and night and using pills to come down. Up. Down. Up. Down. That roller coaster will cause serious wait gain.
ReplyDelete@SaintsFan I'm not saying she is on heroin, but heroin can get you fat. When you see super skinny junkies, it's because they spend ALL their money on drugs. If you have enough $$ to afford heroin AND food...you're gonna get fat. Plus pot makes some people hungry, pills can make you really lazy, alcohol makes you retain water... I'm not surprised she has gotten bigger.
ReplyDeleteAs far as reveals go, this definitely left me unfloored
ReplyDeleteI am quite shocked. Ps drugs and stupidity isn't a great combination for career longevity.
ReplyDeleteI for one will be delighted to see her go to rehab for being a tanorexic who is also addicted to peroxide and red lipstick. She might even get a disorder named after her if they add in the apparent adversion to pants. Something like Aguileratitis. Definition being Pigment distortion and overuse of toxins accompanied by minor displays of exhibitionism.
ReplyDeleteI know, I know...I'm going to hell
What about the pigment disorder in her hair around her face??!! Her orange *glow* rubs off onto her hair a LOT. Like a white puppy with gange around its eyes (or butt..) - yeesh, gross. It all falls into 'cosmetic rehab,' which she's surely in need of.
DeleteWell I learned something new today. Never heard of coke bloat, never knew you could be fat on heroin. I thought models used coke to keep them skinny?
ReplyDeleteYeah seaward, I know. I was looking forward to the old blind reveal. This reveal has already been posted as covers for at least 1/2 a dozen tabloids already...
ReplyDeleteNever liked or cared for X-tina. This doesn't change that opinion at all.
ReplyDelete@BigMama - bring it!
ReplyDeleteYes, CDANers: heroin junkies can be chubby, fat, or obese. You can't tell if someone's doing heroin based on their weight.
I've never seen an overweight methhead though - has anyone else? That takes weight off fast.
Thanks for the reveal, Enty! (It never occurred to me that she was doing anything other than drinking, so yeah, it's kind of a surprise.)
I think it's genetic. Some people respond really well to coke. Other people become fat Tommy Boys. Britney looked bloated on drugs.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste. Out of the box Christina blew Spears away by voice alone in the late 90's. Thing is she bought her own press and decided to go the Mindy Mcready route (pissing all of her record people off) than do what she was obligated to do. I'm kind of shocked she still has a career, to be honest. She's the 'Paula Abdul' on the Voice.
ReplyDeleteAs douchey as Levine is, at least he seems to take it seriously.
Lol @BigMama!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure this was so obvious that we all guessed it right away.
ReplyDeleteOut of anyone on The Voice, I venture to say Christina took it most seriously and she's pretty much the only one who knows what they're talking about in terms of singing. People on her team actually improved week to week.
ReplyDeleteAs for this reveal, it's nothing new that want on the cover of Star Magazine a few months ago. Didn't this actually already get revealed at 4th of July or New Years?
She seems to be doing and looking a lot better these days.
Chris Farley was a fat coke head. Regular use of heroin {more than once a week for a prolonged period) will block the bodies ability to metabolize fat, but leaves the muscles intact. Iggy Pop looked amazing when he was a junkie. Keith Richards, too.
ReplyDeleteThis was pre-The Voice so does this shit still stand? Did she change her ways?
ReplyDeleteI actually think she's been a pretty good mentor on the show, although she(hell all of them)has made some confounding choices/decisions on the show. She is nowhere near the level of Paula Abdul on the show. She is the Paula Abdul of Outfits though. She needs a new stylist. I always felt bad for her because she was an also ran to Britney, and I know we all love Britney because she's a glorious trainwreck and she has some great pop songs, but at her elemental base, Britney kind of sucks.
Ugh, this coffee taste like how Disneyland brimstone smells.
I find Enty's reveals to be the most obvious ones hence my extreme under excitement on these.
ReplyDeleteWhen I worked w her yrs ago, she was actually sweet. Not super smart tho. She could and can fucking sing. But like she is with her life she is even more clueless about her music and the fact that a great singer means shit without great songs.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reveal, Enty!
ReplyDeleteY'all are right, Brandon Davis, Pete Doherty (however you spell it), Chris Farley, John Belushi...etc. I forget about them. I guess I was going with the stereotype. Shame on me.
ReplyDeleteJason Davis, not Brandon. Gummy bear, not Greasy bear.
ReplyDeleteBrandon isn't super fat, but he always looks bloated.
DeleteOh sorry, Brandon is the only one I knew of. To me they are a waste and it doesn't matter anyway.
ReplyDeleteShe appears to be doing better since this blind was written. I get a good (non-crazy) vibe from her non-celeb boyfriend. He seems to be an easy going yet rock of Gibraltar type who can be supportive without following her down any wild alleys. Hope so for her son's sake.
ReplyDeleteI hope that since this is being revealed now, in mid-2012, that it means Christina is doing well. Without revealing too much, I can only say that I know both she and her ex-husband are good people. We all go through our "rough patches," some rougher than others. Most of us don't have to have our struggles and relationship problems dissected publicly.
ReplyDeleteThat is pills. That's why Stevie Nicks plumped up back in the 80's. Most pain pill heads are fat asses because they just stay in the bed all day high. Add booze to the equation and you're not zipping your pants any time soon.
ReplyDeleteEvery Saturday morning I wake up and neurotically check the web page, biting my finger nails in anticipation of a really juicy reveal, or a reveal that noone saw coming. Instead, I get this.
ReplyDeleteThis is like finally unzipping Zac Efron's zipper only to wonder why he has a vienna sausage in his boxers.
christina aguilera has the hell of a voice. The girl can sing!
ReplyDeleteher album stripped was amazing and back to basics with jazz inspiration was very very good.
Bref, I want her to get her shit together, ditch the cheap-madonna-esque attitude and make good music again
Elvis was chunky when on drugs.
ReplyDeletebunch of entitled whiners on here today.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Enty! Always look forward to your reveals!
ReplyDeleteTo Em Eye Kay, who wondered if there could be such a thing as a fat meth head: Yes, there is such a thing. You can see them for yourself at just about any Walmart. Also, check your local crime blotter. Failing that, you can periodically catch them on tv in D-List reality shows like Cheaters, Operation Repo, Cops, and Jerry Springer (that's still on, right?)
ReplyDeleteBTW, a couple friends and I have discussed the phenomenon of fat meth heads, as it does seem to be a paradox. The conclusion we came to was that while short-term meth use does indeed melt off the weight, that is no longer the case when it comes to chronic, long-term use. As the body develops a higher tolerance, the drug stops speeding up the metabolism as much. Combine that with an unhealthy lifestyle of drinking a lot, eating junk food, and sitting on your ass playing video games means, as jadedentrepreneur so eloquently said, you're not zipping up your pants any time soon.
ReplyDeleteI just started watching Season 1 of The Voice and she seems so lovely. This makes me sad. I hope she gets help and comes back.
ReplyDelete@margaux...."she seems so lovely" is not something I've ever seen before in reference to her appearance on this show....I'm wondering now if all the bad press is over-exaggerated. (I've never seen the show myself.)
ReplyDeleteWell I've only just started season 1 - and I've only just started the live shows so it could change. But she seems really kind to those in her team at least.
ReplyDelete@shiny_special_one: I'm going to take your word for it, because I don't want to do any of those things. So thanks for the info and research!
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help, Em. ;-)
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