Most of the time when you have sex with someone you usually get a name and a number. Not everytime though. Such is the case with this woman who posted an ad on Craigslist looking for the man she had sex with at a Megadeath concert and who she says is the father of her baby. Just so the man in question cannot mistake her for someone else he had sex with that night, she goes into very vivid detail about exactly what their sex consisted of and you would think someone with a memory that detailed about that night would have probably got a name or number and also was not as drunk or wasted as most people would be to have sex with a stranger at a concert.
I just... I... oh, wow.
ReplyDeleteReally?
Please be a joke. Maybe she just wants to do him again.
She wants him to pay....
ReplyDeleteTrash.
ReplyDeleteAt least she is being proactive trying to find out who the one night stand is...etc.?
ReplyDeleteAt least she is being proactive trying to find out who the one night stand is...etc.?
ReplyDeletewell that is a whale of a story for the grandkids.
ReplyDelete"Not everytime though."
ReplyDeleteThat made me snarffle!
@Dixie, I just caught that!
ReplyDelete:^D @fijigrrl left quite the word impression on me.
ReplyDelete(I can NOT make that sentence sound right!)
ReplyDeleteSo she had a one night stand and got pregnant. That happens and maybe, ya know, she wants to give the man a chance to be in the child's life?.
ReplyDeleteI see nothing wrong with that, and if a paternity test says he is the dad, I hope he rises to the occasion whether he wants a relationship with mom or not.
Why on earth would she want to find this man?? And no way he's looking for her!! Wtf?
ReplyDeleteThis is a perfect time to consider abortion. Or at the very least, adoption.
ReplyDeleteI agree her memory of details from that night is extremely good, which makes me think she wasn't wasted out of her mind, which makes me think she's pretty free and easy in general, which in turn makes me dubious she can be so sure he's the correct one.
ReplyDeletebelieve it or not, i'm online with a bunch of single moms, and this is a similar story to a couple of the moms on there. one of them was getting ready to tell her child the "story". there were differing opinions on what to say (the child was 4). i voted for sperm donor. most people voted for "complete truth".
ReplyDeleteMen wear condoms!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the rumor about Steve Perry's "alleged" adult daughter. There has been tons of rumors about Perry finding out he had an adult daughter about ten years ago and not remembering the mother.
^^^Condoms are great, but they are not fool proof.
ReplyDelete@Me, I am all for kids being gently told the truth about where they come from. As long as it is age appropriate. We all want to belong and know where we come from. No crime in that.
Since I'm a product of accidental sex, I would vote for explaining it to the kid when he or she is older.
ReplyDeleteThe most shocking part of this story is that Megadeath is still together.
ReplyDeleteMegadeath? Talk about tacky!
ReplyDelete^Actually it was a Motorhead/Megadeth concert. I can see this happening more often with the Motorhead crowd. I feel really naive about this, but I had to google "raw dog".
ReplyDeleteyeah the article i saw was motorhead.
ReplyDeletei call bullshit.
Um, shit happens. Why all the judgement? If she didn't have blue hair would you react the same? What if this were two people who got it on in the bathroom at a John Tesh show? I thought the whole thing sounded pretty damn hot!
ReplyDeleteWould you really want to find the father of your baby if he wore pentagram gauges? I guess based on how she got this way, she would.
ReplyDeleteWell it could have been worse then a baby. She should be thankful he didn't give her a disease.
ReplyDeleteI'd react to anyone telling me that story with disdain. I don't care if they have no hair and had sex at the Boston Pops. She is playing Russian roulette with social diseases. AIDS is still out there.People need to wake the heck up!
How can I read the whole thing?
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm horribly naive. How the hell did they pull that off?
ReplyDeleteI umm hate to admit it but in my younger crazier days, I might have deliberately not looked for too many details.
ReplyDeleteI know people get caught up in the moment sometimes, but USE PROTECTION and at least get a name!
ReplyDeleteI think there is more to this than it seems, unless the baby was born with a red mohawk and pentagram-shaped birthmarks. If that's the case, then I assume the baby's name is Damien.
ReplyDelete@Brenda: Apparently they went in one of the restrooms to do the deed, although I've heard tell of tales from the mosh pit where people were getting busy to some degree or another, so in terms of concert behavior, this wouldn't completely surprise me. I do think that's a pretty damn good recollection for someone who professed to be so shitfaced that she let a total stranger bang her doggy-style in a public toilet, however, which does make me wonder if the poster is pulling our collective leg. (If it is indeed true, and she's going ahead w/the pregnancy, which sounds like the case, I'd highly recommend adoption at this point, and pray the kid doesn't try to look up his/her biological parents down the road...oy vey...)
ReplyDeleteWhen I see things like this posted on Craigslist, I'm always thinking "But what if the other person NEVER reads Craigslist!?" You just have to hope that the hair/specific details will give enough info that maybe one of his friends will see it and pass it on.
ReplyDeleteDid they hook up in a bathroom or a ballroom?? There is a huge difference.
+1 Zelda. Total bullsht.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for anyone who goes to a Megadeath concert in 2012....yikes, it must have been a teeny tiny show.
ReplyDelete@leilana: The club is the Aragon Ballroom (or Brawlroom, as I believe it was once known); the hookup was in the bathroom of the Ballroom, so one was within the other (oh, the jokes just write themselves...). Girls, really...if you're going to persist in hooking up bareback style w/random nameless nitwits at concerts and risking acquiring/spreading STDs, you might at least want to hop over to Planned Parenthood sometime and get the Plan B pack for the morning after. (Unless, of course, you honestly believe that not allowing a fertilized egg to implant is morally wrong, but in that case I'd really hope you'd be seriously rethinking your overall behavior...)
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