Toddlers & Tiaras

I don't know why I did it. I was scrolling and surfing and there it was, Toddlers & Tiaras. I couldn't help myself. I went in for just a peek and ended up staying the entire hour. I have not seen it this season really and last night was definitely a night I'm glad I tuned in to watch. If I had not tuned in, then I might have missed Tricia. If you have not seen Tricia before or did not watch the show last night, let me give you one sentence which should sum it all up nicely.

She thinks it's a good idea to have her two year old daughter watch her pose naked and almost naked for photos because it will make her more culturally aware. Yeah, she said it while she was bent over in a bikini and trying to figure out how to pay the photographer who was taking these photos in a garage while the two year old stared transfixed. It's the parents that make this show. I also decided that the fix was in for this particular pageant. Before the pageant even started the director of it said that Tricia's kid would probably get a big award. Despite not doing anything, surprise, the kid did take home a big prize while the others that looked better went home with a participation medal. Oh, oh, oh. Wait it gets better. Tricia works at Hooters and loves wearing the uniform because it fills her with pride. She also has five kids by at least a few different baby daddies.