Today's Blind Items
#1 - What former A+ list movie actor spent $10,000 a pop to fulfill his fetish of using a woman's body as his ashtray for his ever present cigars.
#2 - This former A list reality star has been a big user of the N word before but only watches porn involving black men.
#3 - What former A+ list action star who has made homophobic remarks in the past has a secret. He got the HIV virus from another man who he met in Europe and was his "publicist."
2. If she were former, I would say Kim Kardashian.
ReplyDelete3. Jean Claude Van Damme
#1. Arnold Schwarzenegger?
ReplyDelete#2. ?
#3. Van Damme
1. Either Arnold or Stallone
ReplyDelete1# Arnold
ReplyDelete2# The Donald
3# Segal
2. Paris
ReplyDelete1.Arnie
ReplyDelete2.Paris
3.Van Damme
1. Arnold
ReplyDelete2. Paris
3. Arnold again
Paris for #2 is great!
ReplyDeleteOMG These are horrid blinds....
ReplyDeleteYet I am curious about who they are.
And I do think that Paris is # deux
#2 - Contradiction in terms. Reality stars are D list almost by definition. That's why they are selected to be on reality TV. Because they're so desperate for work they'll become part of a human freak show.
ReplyDeleteDefiintely Paris, she was caught in public using the n word. What's more important is that she is FORMER A-list, yippee! Now I'm waiting for the Ks to be former as well. Why does America love these vapid rich people?
ReplyDelete1. jack nicholson?
ReplyDelete2. def paris
3. i dont know enough about action stars but i like the van damme idea.
They're not desperate for work, they're desperate for fame and money for doing nothing at all. Unless losing and selling your dignity and self-respect counts as a talent.
ReplyDeleteThree for Thursday?
ReplyDelete1. Mel Gibson
ReplyDeleteSeconding Gibson for #1.
DeleteIs Van Damme really former A+?
ReplyDeleteDon't think I would ever consider A+
1. Arnie, I guess.
ReplyDelete2. Deffo Parisite.
3. Deffo Jean Claude Gosh Darn. Rumors about him being HIV+ have been around for years.
I would say Mel for No. 1, but his fetish seems more to be fucking Oksana while he's killing her.
ReplyDelete1: Nicholson
ReplyDelete2: Paris Hilton?
3: Mickey Rourke?
A+ list action star, he'd be A+ in that genre same way Paris was A list on reality tv.
ReplyDelete1. Mel
2. Paris
3. Van Damme
1. Nicholson
ReplyDelete2. Paris
3. Van Damme
Arnold
ReplyDeleteParis
van damme
#2 Paris. The gals in her family are all pretty nasty, her aunts are on RHOBH.
ReplyDeleteSo for #1 is this code for something like Bill Clinton and Monica and the "cigar" or is this literally ashing on a woman? And is it just ashing or is it burning the woman as well? Forgive my ignorance on such a matter, I'm just curious.
ReplyDeleteNothing to add here, you all got it with Arnold, Paris and Jean Claude I think.
ReplyDeleteHow do you even get to have such a weird fetish as #1?
ReplyDelete@Jessi,
ReplyDeleteI took it as stubbing out a cigar on a woman with the intent of buring her flesh.
1. is fucking disgusting. Piece of shit asshole.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the group on this one
ReplyDelete1. Arnold (he was my first thought)
2. Paris
3. Jean Claude (I think he would have been considered A+ for action because look at all of the movies he did as the star and a lot of them did very well - though not my thing).
OMG WTF is WRONG with people? Using a woman's body as an ASHTRAY??
ReplyDeleteNic Cage
ReplyDeleteParis
Van Damme
George Burns for #1! :)
ReplyDeleteParis for #2 - definitely.
1- i was thinking jack nicholson first but i like the arnie guess
ReplyDelete2-paris ftw
3-mel gibson is the first person who came to mind for some reason. but didn't realize there were rumors about JCVD being HIV+, so he makes sense for this
1 - Ah-nold, 2 - Paris, 3 - Jean Claude. I don't think Mel is a big cigar smoker but I could be wrong
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally - I thought the same thing about George Burns! I always liked him.
#2 - Paula Deen?!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I love this answer!
Delete1- arnold, because he's skeevy
ReplyDelete2- I can buy trump- and porn? soul crushing!
3- I can go van damm. hope he's getting meds and not spreading it.
Arnold is the first person I think of when it comes to cigars, and after the way he and the maid insulted his wife for life? Ewwww! I have heard about him mistreating women for years.
ReplyDeleteParis is now "dating" Afrojack, so I guess her porn fantasies are being fulfilled while she uses him to try to get her singing career going....
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson was into some very hard drugs and has definitely clocked hours upon hours with escorts. He's a bit cuddly today, but many forget just how big of an untouchable, powerful, ultra-perv he was in the late 70's/early 80's. That's why he's my guess.
ReplyDeleteArnie is a good guess too, but I like the Jack guess better.
#2 is Paris. "She is a ho, Fo Sho." - (Steve carrell voice)
#3--JCVD is a good guess. I've never heard rumors, but he's always pinged my gaydar STRONGLY, and he looks like HELL. I could believe he's on the HIV drug cocktail, as bad looking as he got so quickly.
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ReplyDeleteDon't you CAL-EEE-FOR-NI-ANS like where your tax dollars are probably going to? Gross!
ReplyDeleteIn my experience, using someone as an ashtray means that they consume the ashes. Orally. Hardcore fetishists will use the human ashtray's tongue to extinguish it. Human ashtrays tend to build up their tolerance for this kind of work. FWIW.
ReplyDeleteVan Damme would fit, except that there's no history of him making homophobic remarks.
ReplyDeleteOMG, yawnathon....you mean there are women who specialize in this?!
ReplyDeleteSometimes, this blog reminds me of how innocent I really am.
#2 Parasite!!
ReplyDeleteI may be way off base here, but I am getting an American vibe from #3. My reasoning is that he met the man in Europe and then claimed that he was his publicist. I am not well versed in international celebrity, but couldn't it be likely that celebrities have actual publicists in other countries? If so, then the weak claim could make sense if our blind person is American.
ReplyDeleteNow I am off to google for some homophobic action star research.
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ReplyDeleterumor also has it that nicholson has women poo on top of a glass table while he lies underneath it. i'll take him for #1!
ReplyDeleteI have never heard that about JN, but it has long since been said that Danny Thomas was a fan of this. Google his name and glass coffee table together, and you get many sites describing his fetish.
DeleteWow !!!
DeleteEwwwwwwwwww!
DeleteJack Klugman!
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ReplyDeleteisnt there a book that talks about JCVD hiring prostitutes and making them watch him have sex with a man?
ReplyDelete#3 John Travolta (though the only homophobic comments I can think of are just dialog from 'Pulp Fiction')
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Van Damme. He just had a reality show on cable about getting back in shape for an exhibition fight. He looked great and I doubt they would let him fight if he were positive.
ReplyDeleteHe could be positive, but he is a notorious pussy chaser all over Europe where he is still considered A list. If he got it, then it he probably got it that way.
He is a odd ball, but watching that show, I didn't get any pings on the gaydar. Nothing more than you generally notice from Europeans. If that makes any sense.
Where did or when did the JCVD HIV+ rumors start?
ReplyDeleteIt's not too likely Van Damme contracted HIV from a woman
ReplyDeleteScan Can--Maybe JCVD was on drugs badly for awhile then. He looked like shit for years. Good to know he's healthy now, as you report.
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 makes me want to vomit, I dry wretched a little reading that. What the heck? I don't know who it is but he should be arrested.
ReplyDeletere: #1. I think it's Arnie too.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the ash thing, it's under the BDSM/kinky people umbrella-more common in the gay male community than the het folks, though.
I can't see the Van Damm guesses. He wasn't homophobic in the 80s and 90s, and he was kind to gays in interviews in the 90s. He came into a mixed/gay/straight nightclub where I worked and he was totally down with the gays. (He had that girlfriend/wife/assistant lady from Portland back then.) His issues were primarily cocaine and drinking, and all the problems that cocaethylene saturation can do to someone's nervous system over time.
ReplyDeleteOn a black porn note, I have to wonder how we know someone's porn exclusivity so well. That's just plain weird!
ReplyDelete2 could be Dog the Bounty Hunter who got into big trouble for using that word in a private phone call with one of his sons.
ReplyDelete#1 Al Pacino.
ReplyDeleteI've had men in fetish clubs ask me to ash or stub out cigarettes in their mouths. It goes all ways.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Burns for #1. ;)
ReplyDelete#1 -- Danny DeVito
ReplyDelete1. Arnie, I guess
ReplyDelete2. Definitely Paris
3. Van Damme
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,305298,00.html
1. Jack Nicholson (have heard this story before)
ReplyDelete2. Paris (has been in the news with racist comments when her sextape/photos leaked and her personal possessions were sold from her storage unit when she didn't pay the rent in time)She had tons of racist photos/video's and textmessages among her items.
3. I guess van Damme, but only because most people say, i truly have no idea.