Today's Blind Items - That Closet Door Is Shut And Locked
This A list celebrity has always had rumors circulating about him and his sexuality. Everyone thinks it is about his career, and it is to a degree, but he also has not told his mom and she keeps expecting her son to get married and have babies. When our celebrity first came out to Hollywood he thought he was going to be able to be open and free and be openly gay for the first time. For the first week he was shy but experimenting. In his second or third week in town he met an older man who counseled the celebrity to stay hidden and in the closet but at the same time was perfectly happy to have sex with our celebrity all day everyday. This went on for some time and the mentor was happy to show off his new toy but at the same time did make some introductions for our celebrity. After about a year together the couple had a huge fight and our celebrity ended up flying through a sliding glass door and you can still see the scar on him from that. The blood was everywhere and the mentor freaked out and thought about just fleeing but realized he should do something so called a doctor. He also bought our celebrity a car which he still has. Our celebrity has gone through a series of girlfriends. Most of which catch on to the fact he is not interested in them sexually after about a week and they usually move on. His latest girlfriend has stuck around because she does not particularly care for sex and has not really even noticed they don't have it much. She thinks our celebrity just has performance problems and not because he is gay. They did break up for a bit because she could not understand how no one could not get aroused for her. Apparently she does not have any lack of self esteem issues. Our celebrity says he will come out once his mom passes.
Bradley Cooper.
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest and Merv Griffin.
ReplyDeleteTOOTHY TILE, DUH.
ReplyDeleteProbably Bcoop, but maybe Daniel Radcliffe?
ReplyDeleteI like you guest Merlin, yeah there's no mention of him being an Actor just an A list celebrity also no mention of an ex wife so don't think its Cooper or Reynolds here.
ReplyDeleteI love Merlin D. Bear's guess!
ReplyDeleteAnd Merv was one of the more notorious members of the Lavendar mafia, he would have actors and models by his side by the droves.
ReplyDeleteDo any of these guys have a scar?
ReplyDeleteWith the inclusion of Musings from the Crew, it's like Enty's giving us two blinds. Thank you, Enty!
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest FTW. Juliannr Hough was raised Mormon. Maybe that's why she's not into sex?
ReplyDeleteSo would that mean Julianne Hough is the gal with no self-esteem issues? Seems to fit...
ReplyDeleteSeacrest. Obvious use of 'celebrity' and not 'actor'.
ReplyDeleteNot Radcliffe, he never 'came out to Hollywood', he was found at the age of 10 for the HP movies.
http://www.ryanseacrest.co.uk/articles/idol-covering-up-ryans-scar.html
ReplyDeleteI was just about to post that Beth! you beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest all the way
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest scar
ReplyDeleteSorry - didn't see Beth's link.
ReplyDeleteGreat guess.
ReplyDeleteJust googled "Ryan Seacrest scar"
Ding ding we have a winner
Dammit will I ever get one right?
ReplyDeleteRyan is a mamma's boy. But I can't picture Merv throwing Ryan through a sliding glass door.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest, not out.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say Bradley Cooper but I'd forgotten about Merv, so I like the Ryan Seacrest guesses above.
ReplyDeleteI suck at these, I kept thinking George Clooney until I read the comments.
ReplyDeleteAnyone remember Ryan's dating show? Wasn't his Mom on the show to help him woman?
LOL @ NernersHuman!!! Yup, thanks to the link & general awareness I'd have to agree. I like Seacrest, think he's a good guy.
ReplyDeleteI say this recent news is a confirmation. It won't let me paste, but on American idol net, there is a story of Ryan recovering from surgery to remove a scar on his elbow
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who read this and thought....I would love a Kathy Griffin re-write.
ReplyDeleteThis read like B Coop, but Ryan fits.
ReplyDeleteAnd Ryan Seacrest is from Dunwoody, Georgia. While a suburb of Atlanta, it is still the south, so he likely grew up in a less progressive home.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed with how quickly everyone got this!
Wow, I must be really off. I just assumed Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel for the hanger-on GF.
ReplyDeleteBecause as a singer, he had to appeal to the ladies, and he figured that by moving on the Hollywood, that he could be whomever he wanted to be. Isn't he extremely close with his mom?
ReplyDeleteRyan has had his scar since at lease high school. Check out his high school yearbook photo: http://www.popeater.com/2010/07/08/rachel-maddow-yearbook-photo/
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ReplyDelete@Merlin D. Bear's -goodness gracious you were fast with this !!
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper as our closeted actor with the scar (on the bridge of his nose). Victor Garber as the lover/mentor who threw him out of the glass door, and Zoe Saldana for the vain but asexual girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteI was sold until finding out he's had that scar since he was a kid.
ReplyDeleteI have a 30 year old scar across my eyebrow that I haven't thought of in almost that much time and I had to look and can't find it. I do have a couple of white hairs on that side though, weird.
ReplyDeleteOK, so Ryan did have that scar in high school, but as someone noted he had scar tissue in his elbow fixed recently. Also, just because we don't know about the scar doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
ReplyDeleteInteresting side note: Did anyone see Today this morning? They were showing celeb houses on the market, one of which was Merv Griffin's. It was all plate glass windows and sliding doors.
DiCaprio.
ReplyDeleteLooking at Ryan's high school picture makes me think he's not only had his nose done but it looks like he had a lip reduction too.. ALA Saint Angie.
ReplyDeleteI think Clooney has a scar on his face- near his eyebrow. I was thinking Ryan Seacrest as well- Merv Griffin was a big old perv that was into booze and really young guys. I kind of think Clooney's mom isn't expecting Grandkids from George at all!
ReplyDeleteThe description of 'celebrity vs actor' ( previously mentioned by several), wouldn't that eliminate BC? Or are they interchangeable in 'Enty' language?
ReplyDeleteYikes...can't be Ryan. It's a highschool photo with his scar. I was convinced until I saw that photo.
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought it was Justin Timberlake. I know he and Brad Cooper are known for being mama's boys.
hunter said...
ReplyDeleteI like Seacrest, think he's a good guy.
He unleashed the Kardashibeasts on the world. He's not a good guy; he's the harbinger of the Apocalypse.
Agent - nope, I think you are right. There is a reason for why he used the word celebrity instead of actor and it is because the person is NOT an actor... So despite the fact that Ryan's scar is old I think he is the best guess...
ReplyDeleteI agree with Sarah. It's Bradley Cooper.
ReplyDeleteOK, I just spent way too much time goggling Ryan and older cars, and not finding anything interesting. I do think it is him and Merve for sure.
ReplyDeletedoes Justin Timberlake have a scar because I was reading this with his name going off in blinking neon lights in my head. And he isn't an actor, really (are you reading this, Clint?). So celebrity fits.
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest FTW! Ryan has a scar under his chin that looks JUST LIKE my facelift/necklift scar...
ReplyDeleteYou guys are good!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Vicki! He represents everything that is garbage in our society.
ReplyDeleteArticle about Ryan recovering from surgery to remove scar tissue:
ReplyDeletehttp://americanidolnet.com/american-idol-host-ryan-seacrest-recovering-from-surgery/
I think it's Ryan too. Google Ryan and Merv.
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Charles Nelson Reilly!
ReplyDeleteBcoop FTW
ReplyDelete"Bradley Cooper has six scars on his forehead. "My biggest one goes from my left eyebrow to my scalp," he told PEOPLE. "In eighth grade a big glass lamp fell off the wall and onto my face."
IF this is Ryan, I thought he was only dating Julianne Hough so he could be w/Derek Hough? If that is the case, why would she wonder why they aren't banging...I assume she would be in on the deal that he is really w/her brother? She gets publicity, he gets her brother, win-win. Or I could be totally off base.
ReplyDeleteRe: Bradley verses Ryan, there's a lot more to indicate Ryan had a particularly close relationship (of whatever type) with an older man (Merv) than Bradley. Here's another photo of them:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/american-idol-host-ryan-seacrest/2012/04/03/gIQAeFFFtS_gallery.html
@Svanhvit.. I was under the same impression.
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ReplyDeletePretty much proves it to me :)
@ Angel- google Bradley Cooper Victor Garber. There's plenty to suggest they are not only close, but there have been Hollywood rumors of them being lovers since the start of Bradley's climb to fame.
ReplyDeleteThe rumors suggest that Victor got Bradley the job on Alias due to their close "friendship".
you guys are good! I was thinking Timberlake at first, but this fits perfectly. Nice job!
ReplyDeleteI agree that it's Bradley Cooper. The older man is Victor Garber. Here's a photo of his scars:
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"harbinger of the Apocalypse"
ReplyDeleteYeah um... that's a good point.
I got nuthin.
I thought Bradley Cooper for sure the whole time I was reading it, but there's a good case to be made here for Seacrest, too. So, damn, I'm conflicted, but definitely one of those two. It seems like Cooper runs through women faster, so I'm leaning towards him.
ReplyDeleteThe 1st thing I noticed was the scar on his chin, and assumed that's what they'd be talking about. I think it's him.
ReplyDelete@Sarah, interesting and thank you. I had no idea. I'm still leaning toward Ryan/Merv though, mainly because Ryan truly was just a fresh faced, unknown kid when he met Merv, while Bradley was in his late 20's and already landing acting roles during his association with Victor (according to my quick research). Also, I think Zoe Saldana has moved on since she and Bradley broke up. The blind says our celebrity and his "girlfriend" are still a couple.
ReplyDeleteI think these pictures are all the proof I need:
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http://stumptownblogger.typepad.com/.a/6a010536b86d36970c013483b2fe18970c-pi
Wow, That photo sold me quick!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20163557,00.html
ReplyDeleteBradley cooper talks about his 6 scars on his face!
If it's an actor, Ghost beat me to it: Leonardo DiCaprio.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not an actor, I'm down with the Seacrest guesses.
Ryan and Merv and i dont think the scar on the face is his only scar
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal. He has a large scar on his arm & stomach.
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Also- JG is dating Taylor Swift, who doesn't seem like a sex kitten. Plus there is this interview:
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Oh, the link! Ryan Seacrest! What's with his crazy big ol' crooked nose? Holy cow, I didn't need to see that picture. Merv in a Cosby sweater, too. Thanks, @ptiddy. You know I'm stealing that for my profile pic.
ReplyDeleteWhat's all this Victor Garber business?
ReplyDeleteGoin out on a limb here....Simon Cowell! I've said for a long time I bet he'll come out when his mother dies. Or else Ryan Seacrest for the celeb and simon cowell for the mentor. Heard rumours bout those 2 before!
ReplyDeleteGoin out on a limb here....Simon Cowell! I've said for a long time I bet he'll come out when his mother dies. Or else Ryan Seacrest for the celeb and simon cowell for the mentor. Heard rumours bout those 2 before!
ReplyDeleteGoin out on a limb here....Simon Cowell! I've said for a long time I bet he'll come out when his mother dies. Or else Ryan Seacrest for the celeb and simon cowell for the mentor. Heard rumours bout those 2 before!
ReplyDeleteIt really sucks for all the young gay kids out there struggling to come to terms with their orientation when they hear crap like this. Whomever this is obviously has enough money to live on their own and doesn't have to worry about their parents disowning them and kicking them out of the house. Among other real dangers these kids face, being kicked out on the street with no means to support yourself is a big factor in keeping them in the closet. If they hear about famous guys like this who only want to spare dear Mum's hurt feelings it's a slap in the face to all the kids out there who actually took that big risk so they can live with themselves without shame.
ReplyDeleteWhomever this is, they better stay in the fucking closet because I have no sympathy for them.
Jessica Biel is in the random photos today....
ReplyDeleteAwe Basil, each person is unique, and the more personally sensitive the issue, the more entitled they are to handle it however they feel is best for them. I think forcing someone to stay in or come out of the closet are equally ludicrous. Whoever this guy is, he doesn't owe the general population anything regarding the most private area of his life.
ReplyDeleteEnty says celebrity!! If it was an actor he would have said actor hellllooooo people
ReplyDeleteit's obviously Ryan Seacrest and I've thought he was gay for a while now! even though there is nothing wrong with that =)
Was going to say either Clooney or DiCaprio, but those photos of Merv and Ryan are just too revealing.
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ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper has scars all over his face?
Damn! THIS explains the scar on Harrison Ford's chin. I knew Mary, Melissa, Calista and all those thousand other broads were beards!
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest, allegedly, got his start in the biz by being close friends with Merv Griffin. Never thought of Merv being the throw through the window type. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I can go either way with Ryan/merv or Bradley/Victor after googling Ryan and Merv the perv.
ReplyDeleteI checked out the links, thanks for posting! Seacrest did have his eyebrow scar in his high school yearbook photo, so falling in a creek rings true. Question is, why is Bradley Cooper lying? he says in the people article he got the scar in 8th grade yet in his sr. high photos in 1993 at age 16+ there is no scar (yeah, that`s well past eighth grade). So while I thought this was Ryan S. at first, Bradley Cooper lying makes me think it is him, not to mention his scars seem more recent. Why lie when the truth will do? unless.....it won't.
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ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe that Victor Garber threw Bradley Cooper through a window.
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