Ted C Blind Item
Caesar Anchovy-Arse has always been known for being a fairly talented man. But what the world doesn't know about him really does remain his best (unknown) achievement: Preventing the world from learning just how poorly he's treated his partner, Strippa Rip-Ya.
But Caesar's latest shenanigans really do trump all his past debauched behavior, and that's saying something:
Because fooling around or getting high is nothing compared to actually hurting your woman and then claiming you were helping her along in her career path...which is exactly what Caesar's latest line is all about.
"He's claiming he made her," says a pal to the put-upon couple, regarding Strippa's professional success (which, admittedly, has been quite mixed). "Can you believe that?" asks the friend, rhetorically.
The famous couple's pal is shocked mostly because Caesar's form of supporting his wife in the past has usually consisted of verbally abusing her. Or worse. He's been an unacceptable husband, in every sense of the word.
But now, Mr. Anchovy-Arse is claiming otherwise, just so he can be assured of spending Strippa's paychecks—for now, and forever.
Jeez, is it Hollywood that creates these men, or have they always been around?
AND IT AIN'T: Peter Facinelli, David Beckham, Ashton Kutcher
Sleketor/Jlo
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Skeletor!U nailed it!
DeleteMarc Anthony/JLO
ReplyDelete^ Yup. And that's just because we already knew who they were.
ReplyDeleteAll of those folks 'ainted (allegedly) cheated on their missus. Other than that, I am not really seeing the connection.
seriously, has ted ever revealed anything about anynone that anybody cared about?
ReplyDeletehalf the time his stuff is so covoluted, i can't even tell if he's speaking english.
Skeletor/JLo, yep.
ReplyDeleteHow in the world could he claim to have made her? She was JLo before she was with him.
ReplyDeleteGrumble, grumble, ego, grumble.
Not J-Lo and Marc. How is he going to be assured of "spending Stripa's paychecks - for now, and forever"? They are divorced or divorcing. No way would she have to pay him a settlement. They are both about equally rich and have equal opportunity to continue making money. I think it is a couple that is still very together, at least publicly.
ReplyDeleteMarc wants money...
ReplyDeleteI really don't get it with Marc. He may be a dick of a person, but he can sing. Doesn't he make money? I know I've spent money on his music. Why would the troll be making these false claims when he could take his skinny ass into the studio and record some shit???
ReplyDeleteI'm going out of bounds from the others and saying Tom Cruise is the jerk who thinks he made Katie Holmes.
ReplyDelete^^ Yeah, Tom Cruise is a real ladies man.
ReplyDeleteGet back inbounds and think, dammit!
I really don't think this could be Marc & JLo for all the reasons above.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise and Katie? Don't think so either, don't think we've hit this one.
"mixed success" to me, rules out JayZ/Beyonce, and Marc/JLo. Also, all the aints are white.
ReplyDeleteI'ma go Megan Fox and the 90210 douche BAG. I never heard a good word about the dude.
Why does everyone always say Ted uses the same number of syllables in his nicknames as are in the real person's name? That's not exactly the case here, right?
ReplyDeleteKelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos?
ReplyDeletesecond kelly and mark
ReplyDeletenola- supp marc is very sloppy and disorganized with his money, supp one of the things that drove JLO crazy . I mean, hey, there is plenty to chose from, lol
ReplyDeleteKelly Ripa.
ReplyDeleteAnd KT - Cruise, spending someone else's paychecks, really? I'm sure TC could stop working tomorrow and live the remainder of his life quite comfortably.
I thought of Kelly and Mark, too, but I'm not sure that Mark "has always been known for being a fairly talented man" as Ted states near the beginning of the blind. I know he's produced stuff (with Kelly), but beyond that hasn't it just been "All My Children" years ago and a few bit parts in straight to video movies?
ReplyDeleteWho are some other famous couples where the woman works more than the man? Eddie and Leann? Julia and Moder? Stretching it here. Think,think...
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox/Brian Austin Green
ReplyDeleteIt could definitely be Marc and J Lo.
ReplyDeleteHe spent all of her money like water. Gambling, drugs, etc. When J Lo got the Idol gig, she desperately needed that job. That douche went thru all of her cash AND his. He probably DOES want alimony from her since she is making big bucks again. Maybe he thinks he is responsible for getting her that job somehow. What an idiot.
Hi, I was wondering Coco and Ice T?
ReplyDeleteRemember, the earlier Strippa and Anchovy blinds intimated that Anchovy was physically abusive. I think it's definitely JLo and Marc
ReplyDeleteI think it is JBlow and Skeletor because he JUST filed for divorce this month! They made their announcement last July, but waited nearly a year to file? He also filed in California so he could get half of her money. Their primary residence was actually New York, but NY has draconian divorce laws. I found that sketchy.
ReplyDeleteAlso, he has been threatening to take the Dragon Tale Twins away because of JBlow's new boyfriend. What happened to their crapfest show about finding a Latin American Idol? I don't see it on the line-up anymore.
Another thing was a comment made by Howard Stern about them. He said he was shocked about them and money, but never divulged the inside info he find out about them.
I think it is still JBlow and Skeletor.
Speaking of Skeletor, I swear he and David Hyde Pierce were separated at birth, with Skeletor simply having a better tan.
ReplyDeleteMark Consuelos was already eliminated by Ted
ReplyDeletehttp://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Strippa%20Rip-Ya is the label with all Strippa Rip-Yas items and who has been AINed
So this has to be an A-list pop star (?) and a B-list husband? I still think it's TOO obvious, always have, but so many others eliminated. *shrug*
I think this is supposed to be J.Lo & Marc, but I think Ted pulled half of it out of his ass, as usual.
ReplyDeleteDoes Marc Anthony sing so good that he should be so popular outside of the US? He's just so gross and and can pull such a doucheface that I don't understand his appeal. You know he's getting laid all the time, too. I'm going to heave now...
ReplyDeleteYes, he does sing that good.
ReplyDeleteDefinately Heidi and Seal.
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