Suri Cruise Is 6

I'm sure that in a few years, Tm Cruise would love April 18 to be like Christmas. You know, the day where people celebrate the birth of Jesus. Suri Cruise turns 6 today and in the Scientology world that of course means that if you ever want to move up a level there better be some serious gifts headed towards Suri's mailbox right now. Finish up that auditing and send your gifts. I would say send money but if they are in Scientology that is in pretty short supply and the church would like all of that directly. It is hard to believe it has been six years since Tom took credit for Suri. Every year brings us closer t the age when Suri turns 18 and hopefully can break free of Tom and the church and will all let us know who the daddy is. I see Maury coming out of retirement for a pay per view special and the dad coming out and jumping up and down all over Maury's couch while Suri actually stands and walks and doesn't need to be carried.