One of Simon Cowell's ex girlfriends has come forward to spill details of their time together. Alicia Douvall says that one night she had sex with Simon 11 times. Seriously? Talk about making me feel inadequate. 11 times? In one night? Whatever drugs he was on I would like to have some please. 11 times? Alicia told The Sun that on their third or fourth date they ended up having sex all night and only slept a few minutes. She also says that he would judge her after each time they had sex and how she could improve. Apparently he saw no room for improvement in his own performance. The pair went out for about six months but he got tired of her and wanted something new. She did say they have hooked up five or six times over the years since they split. 11 times? I don't know if I have had sex 11 times in my life, let alone in one night.
Not cool to kiss & tell - what? No house?
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ReplyDeleteHer face doesn't match her body, I can't figure out why.
ReplyDeleteNope, just realized why. Take away the body and hair and you're left with a 60 year old.
You stole the thoughts right outta my mind!
DeleteYou stole the thoughts right outta my mind!
DeleteIs that physically possible for a man? Is she saying he had eleven orgasms? Maybe I haven't had the right partner but the closest I've seen a man come (snicker) to that is... not eleven.
ReplyDeletePlease speak up, CDAN dudes. And don't lie.
At least he didn't drag 3 other judges in with him to rank each orgasm!
ReplyDeleteI'm with ememkaye - Maybe he entered her 11 times but I just refuse to believe he had 11 orgasms. And as for his critiques - she should have critiqued HIS performance.
ReplyDeleteI'd prefer quality over quantity.
ReplyDeletebut thats just me.
Viagra
ReplyDeletebefore he became my husband -in college, i made carrot pesto lasagne for my man. we kept having to re-heat it and then let it cool off....to this day that recipe is known as kissing lasagne.
ReplyDeleteEither she is lying, or her definition of sex is different from ours. Even when a male is a horny teenager, he does NOT jack off 11 times in a couple of hours. Possibly 3 to 4 and maybe after a couple hours rest another 1. But if she means how many times SHE orgasamed, that could be possible. I have no idea what Simon's tastes are, but he strikes me as the sort of guy that just loves to tongue women.
ReplyDeleteBut it is also possible to have sex which is still sex even if neither partner gets the happy ending.
@Frances Parker - Amen!
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ReplyDeleteLOL that's what I was thinking.
I wonder how much she was paid to say that.
ReplyDeleteAre these recent revelation's supposed to make us believe Simon Cowell is not Gay? I'm just Sayin, if you watch Louis Theroux (My husband xD) documentary 'When Louis Met Max Clifford' you realise how calculating his team is with publicty. Also i agree with GSDlover she seems desperate for money.
ReplyDeleteNow what self respecting woman would continue having sex if he kept criticizing them. I would tell him to go fuck himself. And I don't believe this story one bit. His team created this girl and this story.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sherry. I don't care how good or how frequent it is, he needs to be appreciative. No critiquing!
ReplyDeleteI looked at her boobs. LOOK AT HER BOOBS! They're like two I-don't-know-whats sitting on her chest! That's a bad boob job.
ReplyDeleteShe's gross. Gross implants, gross malnourished body, gross nose job, gross lip injections, gross, gross, gross.
ReplyDeleteAfter the fourth time, you're basically shooting blanks.
ReplyDeleteCompletely not normal. Either drugs or physical problem. And frankly, for a woman, it starts to hurt after say 3x.
ReplyDeleteEw! So he's into hags....
ReplyDeleteThere does seem to be some ambiguity in the wording here. Let's assume that he boinks her for 45 minutes, 11 times. They sleep three minutes that night. He ejaculates 11 times, unless she's also trying to say that he ejaculates multiple times during each of the eleven times, which brings the possible number up to 22 or 33 or 44 times?
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, the male apparatus doesn't have the capacity for more than a few, ahem, "productive coughs" in a six hour period. So he's faking his orgasms, or firing blanks, or simulating ejaculation, or just saying, "Aaaahhh, aargh, ugh, aargh, etc.," and then crawling off the stripper (or porn star, or news reader, or whatever she is).
Bottom line, I'm not buying the 11 times of full-on "making love." Generally, long multi-hour boinking sessions involve penetration, movement, increase and decrease of tempo, change in positions, etc., without 11 "productive coughs" (pardon my French).
She doesn't look his type.
ReplyDeleteEither she has no feeling in her nether regions or it's a lie, or she spent the next day soaking her money maker in a basin of warm water to ease the pain.
One further dimension to the story: She's wearing a diaper in the photo? Hmm.
ReplyDeleteI got it up AND got off 12 times in one day (when i was 19). And yes, I was with a woman.
ReplyDeleteBut you were 19, dear. Cowell is 52.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think she fell asleep and miscounted.
So what's the end game for all this Simon Cowell as Sex God Gossip? Is X-Factor premiering again soon? Are we being brainwashed into having our pants twitch whenever we see him?
ReplyDeleteBecause of how busted and skanky she looks, I get the feeling she'll say anything if there's a microphone nearby.
ReplyDeleteLooking at her breasts make mine hurt.
Don't believe this tale.
ReplyDeleteShe's done this before, sell stories about Cowell and even his brother asked him how much he paid her to say that.
I wouldn't be surprised he if was, in fact, paying her to say this.
This woman is a very tragic case. I'm not being flippant - I'm serious. It's sad.
She had a daughter when she was 16, and has since been making her living with topless modelling, selling stories to the tabloids about her many hookups with famous guys, and who knows what else.
She has had so much plastic surgery that her body isn't coping any more, and most surgeons refuse to operate on her.
She somehow has a lot of money. Enough to live in luxury, to pay for surgeries and private school for the daughter, but I can't imagine her doing any "modelling" any more, unless it is for some niche market of plastic-surgery-gone-wrong fetishists.
About a year ago the BBC filmed a documentary about her and her teenage daughter as she dragged her to LA to try to enrol her in an agency and to have some more plastic surgery done.
The daughter is a veritable miracle, considering her upbringing and the example that her mother sets for her: she is a very sweet, beautiful, smart and caring 14-year-old.
Her mother was insisting that she should become a topless model as well, and "the next Britney Spears" and get breast augmentation surgery as soon as she turns 16.
The poor child had to beg the mother to be able to do her homework, which she tried to keep up with via email, while she was in LA.
The documentary also shows her having to drain her mother's re-operated breasts, while her mother is selling stories to the tabloids about her botched surgeries, and being told by her mother about having sex with some guy in the tabloids.
I found it so horrifying to watch, and I so wanted to rescue that girl from that situation.
Here's the doc if you think you can stomach it:
PART 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1KqZmv_OI
PART 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCLndZrfJ1E&feature=relmfu
PART 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JHuYAzGfv0&feature=relmfu
I fell in love with her daughter, such a sweet and grounded girl. If I have a daughter I'd love one like her.
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ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK4Ddctiabg&feature=relmfu
maybe she thinks 1 + 1 = 11.
ReplyDeleteBack when my (now) hubby and I were doing a long distance dating thing, he would drive up on the weekends and we would fool around quite a bit. He was in his 20’s then. I think I counted somewhere around 8 times doing it in a night. I also remember him saying after orgasming about 4 times that he was empty. Still able to get it up all those other times, but no ejaculating. I don’t know how fast the male body can replace their spunk.
ReplyDeleteAll this to say that I do believe that Mr furry man boobs could physically have sex 11 times, at his age, with Viagra, but doubt very highly that he had legitimate ejaculations all those times.
Plus, he is icky – IMO.
Once, when I was on a surf trip to Mexico I hooked up with a 20 year old Aussie surfer and he came 13 times during a 20 hour long binge. That's how I celebrated my 30th birthday.
ReplyDeleteBoth before and after that hookup I have had my fair share of sexy times, but never like with that kid. So I call BS on Simon - having lived through it, I just can't believe anyone older could have put out like he did.
Man that was a good trip.
Haha! Viagra is a hell of a drug! Go Simon!
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ReplyDeleteMy husband and I waited for our wedding night and still only did it like 5 times in one night. Maybe 6 and I was hurting for a few days. My husband was a 24 year old horny beast.
Ok. When Mr. Maiden and I were dating four years ago we went 10 times in one night. And...alcohol was involved. Still don't know how I managed to walk the next day. I know, AMI. Forgive me!
ReplyDeleteTMI ...effing phone
ReplyDeleteJust to throw this out there, the first time I was with one long-term boyfriend we had sex 12 times in one night and into the next day. It was definitely crazy, and nothing I've done before or since, but it did happen. We were both in our early 30's at the time.
ReplyDelete40, post-divorce, smokin' hot, multi-orgasmic girlfriend with the appetite of a teenage nympho...maybe not eleven orgasms but close, over the course of a long evening and through the night. God knows how many times she came. Nope, no drugs required.
ReplyDeleteYou may be shooting blanks after the third pop, but that doesn't mean you can have more orgasms. Or, more realistically, can't get it up and keep it up for hours after. Depends on her tastes, of course. Just like the stereotype about guys, for plenty of women the show's over once they get off.
An ex and I did it 11 times in one night but that never happened again. That was at the very beginning of our relationship and we were extra excited because we had access to a naughty location. The only reason it wasn't 12 times was because he accidentally started to put one of the condoms in the box of 12 on inside out so we tossed it. A very inspired night and I think of it fondly.
ReplyDeleteFwiw, my husband just turned 50, and we have had sex 11 (truly 11, never yet made it to a dozen) times in a day/night on two occasions in the past year. But no, not every time includes an orgasm, maybe 3 did.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, he did not judge my performance. ;-)
Simon is trying so hard to prove he’s not gay. I think he likes ladies but doesn’t like sending his willy up their vadges. BTW, me and mr. billybob have done it eleven times.......over six weeks hahahahaha.
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