Ryan O'Neal Has Cancer
I feel like Ryan O'Neal made an announcement about he has prostate cancer simply so people would be nice to him and not bring up the fact that he is a total tool and has been a total tool for his entire life and is one of the top 5 worst celebrity parents of all time. I'm just waiting to put him higher on that list, but right now above him are some celebrities who have had sex with their kids so you kind of have to leave them higher. So far, Ryan only made his kids watch him have sex and got them addicted to drugs. Oh, he did hit on Tatum so that is close. I think Tatum should write another book and really just let everything out and every story she has ever heard about her dad. I'm sure it would be pretty good. Anyway Ryan says he is going to make a full recovery so why even announce it in the first place other than to get sympathy. Not going to get it here.
I would like to say that Enty is being too harsh, but this is Ryan O'Neal, who had sex with his daughter's menstruating friend in front of her, so ... plus everything else ... Oh man, feeling sympathetic toward him is tough.
ReplyDeleteHe's Stage IV, which means it has spread. He's a dead man.
ReplyDeleteWhy would a parent have sex with anyone in front of his daughter? Bizarre.
ReplyDeleteParenthetically, that first sentence is so grammatically fucked it's pathetic, not funny. If you're going to whore out the blog to ghost writers, at least hire pros.
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't read Tatum's book, give it a try. I read it in one day while I was stuck at an airport. Ryan O'Neal is a disgusting person. It's not just how he went down a sexual path with her. He was just plain fucking mean to her, starting when she was just a little kid. I hope she does write another book too.
ReplyDeleteDid he ever answer for the painting Farah left to the University? That was shown hanging in his bedroom?
ReplyDeleteI think this is the first time I've ever (or will probably ever) say this sentence:
ReplyDeleteYAY CANCER! Kill this motha f--ker!
When you're more evil and have been more destructive to the lives of the people around you than freaking cancer, you deserve everything ya get.
Ryan has had a happy and interesting life. Time for Ryan to go bye bye
ReplyDeleteI have someone very close to me who is battling terminal cancer, so I will just say I hope he's got some fight in him because he'll need it.
ReplyDeleteIf I weren't so afraid of Karma, I would say something like.....It couldn't have happened to a better guy. But that would be wrong. Personally I believe he is going to have to answer for all he has "apparently" done. Either now or in the after life. Or both...cause it's all pretty aweful
ReplyDeleteRyan Fucking O'Neal.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't wish cancer on anyone and no one ever deserves it, but karma is a bitch.
Sandra Bullock is a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteRickster Martin is a homosexual.
Rose McGowan is a bad plastic surgery victim.
Woody Allen must be the celebrity who fucked his own child
Hayden P's father fucked her and she likes to get physically abused in her relationships
Chris Evans looks like a fudge packer
Emma Watson has turned into a hot piece of ass. Is she legal?
Liza needs to be put in a museum with the other mummies.
Ryan O'Neill killed Farah by fucking her up the ass so much.
ReplyDeleteKarma is a bitch... with a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteOh and if it's prostate cancer that is really Stage IV and includes the lymph nodes? Um... start updating your will.
In the last couple years, I've had to bury several really nice people due to Cancer, and in the back of my head I've always thought selfishly "Why did this wonderful person had to get it and die? Why not some douchnozzle like Dina/Michael/Lindsay Lohan, Ryan O'Neal, etc?"
So now I'm thinking... did one of my friends or relatives just dodge the Cancer bullet?
Karma
ReplyDeleteMassive G - You made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteohhh where oh where is HIMMMM
ReplyDeleteToo bad. I just won the Grand National!
ReplyDeleteActually, Massive G is right. Farrah had anal cancer, and "Receptive anal intercourse, whether male or female, increases the chances of anal cancer sevenfold"...I blame Ryan and I always will...
ReplyDeleteasshole.
What was Himmmm's nickname? Ryan Fucktard O'Neal?
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of all the Love Story swooning I did before I found out it was only a paper moon, I want to throw up.
BigMama,
ReplyDeletethe way to get around the karma thing is to just say you hope he gets everything he's earned. 'Cause you *know* what he's earned and he can't escape that. You're not wishing anything extra on him, just divine justice.
I would say, good, that the bastard's dying but I tend to believe that we have all sorts of good adventures awaiting us after we leave here, so frankly I'd rather see him suffer here for a long time. Maybe he'll start to reconsider some of his past actions.
Besides, you just know that after he's dead he'll probably end up as an incubus. Nasty lech.
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ReplyDeleteRFO. Huh.
ReplyDeleteI thought prostate cancer was a death sentence? Why is he so positive about it?
According to EW, O'Neal released this statement:
ReplyDelete“Recently I was diagnosed with stage 4 prostate cancer. Although I was shocked and stunned by the news, I feel fortunate that it was detected early and according to my extraordinary team of doctors the prognosis is positive for a full recovery.”
My question: in what universe is STAGE 4 considered "detected early"?!?!
Of course this coincides nicely with his new book being released.
ReplyDeleteAfter the things he's done to his kids and Farrah I can't really feel sorry for him.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he punch Tatum after she got nominated for the Oscar or something? Memory is foggy when it comes to this douche.
ReplyDelete@wrongheaven - I was just thinking the same thing - he's trying to promote his book. And either he doesn't have stage IV cancer or he's delusional. Either way, Karma's a bitch.
ReplyDelete@B.Profane, your comment makes sense .
ReplyDeleteIt was Fuckhead. Ryan Fuckhead O'Neal.
ReplyDeleteMassive G speaks the crude truth.
ReplyDeleteMy dad was diagnosed with prostate cancer a year ago. He is a wonderful man who is a full time carer for my mam (chronic diabetes) and my mentally disabled sister.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't deserve it. There is no cure but thankfully it is manageable.
Maybe, just maybe, Karma Will spare my dad and take that scumbag Ryan instead.
2 very different fathers. One disease.
Come on Karma, you know it makes sense.
It'sjustU..Praying that your dad makes it. He's got so much on his plate and I'll bet he's one of those guys who think more about what will happen to your mom and sister than worrying about himself. Not putting out ill to Ryan. Can't do it even though the guys been a jerk. What happens, happens.
ReplyDeleteThank you Sherry. That means a lot.
DeleteYou have it exactly right. He does so much for everyone, including cooking and cleaning for the family.
He is always the rock we all rely upon.
I am his eldest child. He has 8 in total so between us all we Will look after him, whether he likes it or not!!!
It'sjustU..Praying that your dad makes it. He's got so much on his plate and I'll bet he's one of those guys who think more about what will happen to your mom and sister than worrying about himself. Not putting out ill to Ryan. Can't do it even though the guys been a jerk. What happens, happens.
ReplyDeleteRyan is complete asshole. He must have alot of hard lessons to learn in next life, it wont be pretty.
ReplyDeleteKarma indeed.
I understand Karma, what goes around comes around.
ReplyDeleteI think I understand *Old Soul*, you've made the journey many times and have learned the lessons life has to teach you.
So Ryan must be a *New Soul* carousing through life doing what he will, taking his fun, not caring who he hurts and for the most part getting away with it all.
That would imply that he has many more journeys to take and each with a hard truth and lesson to be learned.
The bastard may come back but he won't have a good time.
Wasn't there a really disgusting blind about him recently. A child star/hitting pregnant woman.
ReplyDeleteKarma is a bitch.
Hey Enty, what happened, that first sentence has no comma's.
And as side note anyone been to BG, I hear the sound of a barrel being scrapped.
Its just U, my dad is a prostate cancer survivor. I just wanted to let you know that it isn't always a death sentence.
ReplyDeleteFor the men on here, my dad was on holidays and went to the doctor for something, and he did a PSA (prostate specific antigen) test and dad had an elevated level in his blood. The doctor recommended he get it looked at straight away, but of course my dad being who he is he got a knee operation done first. By the time the prostate was removed, 6 months later, the cancer had just started to break out from the prostate. Dad was part of a trial at the hospital here in my hometown where they first treated him with hormone therapy and sent the results away to see if he needed further treatment. My dad did have to undergo radiation therapy, however, this was a good 15 years ago and he hasn't had any signs of cancer since. He was in his 50's when he had the cancer, and the younger you are with cancer the worse the prognosis (in general), however, he is thriving. I urge men to go and get a PSA test and get their prostate examined. I nagged my husband to do it (particularly as he is infertile and I wanted to check there was nothing sinister). After he had it done, he was pleased. He did have to 'bend over and cough', but now he has a base level for his PSA and will go and see a doctor if he feels any changes. Examinations save lives. Please go get checked, I'd hate to lose anybody's snark.
Thank you feraltart. That helps a lot.
DeleteMy dad couldn't seem to shake a chest infection, for months, and his doc was just throwing antibiotics at him. One day there was a replacement doc in the surgery and he spotted it immediately, sent away samples etc. and caught it really early.
He is having hormone therapy and so far doesn't need chemotherapy. Fingers crossed!!
Your dad's story gives me hope. Thank you for that. My dad is 60 next month so I know its not uncommon.
I am really happy to hear your dad is doing so well. Good for him. It helps when they have a good family around. Or dad's obviously do.x
No one, no matter how evil deserves cancer. I would rather see him walking down the street and have a safe fall on him.
ReplyDeleteHe's a horrible human being. I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. Except him. That makes me a horrible human being.
ReplyDeleteGood for you, lutefisk. You are a better person than I. And I saw my mom die of horrific cancer. I'm sure I'll get my own karma, but fuck Ryan O'Neal.
ReplyDeleteMadLyb, I am in no way a better person. I had cancer and I watched friends die from cancer. Again, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Sometimes I think that there are people who deserve to have it over others, but who am I to be the judge of that? I can't play God, even in my own head.
ReplyDelete"No one, no matter how evil deserves cancer."
ReplyDeleteActually some do. Not sure if Ryan is one of them, but some sick f@ckers certainly deserve cancer.
Does he really have it or is this a publicity stunt? Stage 4 cancer is not currable last time I checked, BUT Michael Douglas survived stage 4 throat cancer.
ReplyDeleteI wish he'd be smacked with Karma's shoe and I woud hope Karma stepped in dog poo first.
ReplyDeleteStage 4 means different things for different cancers. The fact that Ryan is not young will help - the cancer cells will grow a lot more slowly. I don't wish cancer on anyone, having seen my mother and several relatives suffer and die of it. I pray her gets better. If he really is guilty of everything everyone says, he will answer for it someday. Maybe not on this earth.
ReplyDeleteagreed, lutefisk is a better person than I. RFO doesn't deserve to die quickly with a safe falling on him.
ReplyDeleteEvil eventually catches up to you, whether in this life, or the next.
oh man, lutefisk, just read your last comment. **hugs and good vibes** I stand by my opinion that you are a kind, gentle, and loving human being. We need more people like you in this world.
ReplyDeleteHe will learn humility. He will learn suffering. And in the end maybe he will find his humanity and ask for forgiveness.
ReplyDeleteIllness, especially cancer, is the greatest of all teachers.
I hope this teaches him remorse for his actions.
ReplyDeleteI saw a piece of the TV show Tatum and Ryan did awhile back. They were in the therapist office (I think) and she said something like, “I was a little girl and you left me alone and went with Farrah. It felt like you left me on the side of the road”. He responded, “Well yes. I left you on the side of the road, but I said I’d be back!”. had not heard most of the about ^^, so not surprising i guess.
ReplyDeleteNo, I am not a better person. I have the same thoughts as everyone else, then I stop. Five days after I left the hospital my son went into intensive care for a week close to stroking from Type 1 Diabetes. I didn't know how much I was supposed to take. The whole time I kept thinking why my son? He is the most innocent kid in the world. Why not some drug addict bully that deserves it? Then I had to stop myself and think that I wouldn't wish a disease on anyone. If there is an afterlife they will get theirs in eternity. Some horrid kid may come from the most wonderful family in the world. They don't need to suffer also.
ReplyDeleteLute, my aunt taught me the same thing. When my mother was dying of cancer, I wld think, why not someone mean? Or old and alone? And my aunt dont ever wish anyone sick, esp with cancer. I was ashamed of myself and try to think my better thoughts. Hope ur son is healthy again.
DeleteRFO has already been living with leukaemia. he will never, EVER learn humility or accept responsibility for being a horrible father, husband, etc...
ReplyDeleteWhoa, people. Anal cancer can also be caused by HPV (human papilloma virus - the one they're vaccinating girls against now) - so let's be kind to poor Farrah and not jump to crude conclusions.
ReplyDeleteWait when was RFO diagnosed with Leukemia?
ReplyDeleteHe's a jerk of the highest order, and there are no excuses for the misery and atrocities he's bestowed on others, especially his own children, but I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone.
ReplyDeleteThanks auntliddy. It is hard keeping a 15 year old boy's sugar at 120. He has days when he is in the 300's and the other day he dropped to 51. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Same way I am really hoping someone out there who didn't like me or my son wished breast cancer on me and Type 1 Diabetes on him. Very sorry about your mom.
ReplyDeleteRyan doesn't have cancer, he has karma.
ReplyDelete@lutefisk - glad your son is doing better - you have a great outlook. @feraltart - great advice - I will pass this along to the men in my life...
ReplyDelete@Its just U - sending positive thoughts your way for your dad...
I can't feel sorry for this man. He even used Farah's death as a way to get back into the lime light. Only the good die young, so I'm assuming this Jack@ss will end up beating Stage 4 cancer and end up living to be one of the oldest men alive...kinda like Kirk Douglas will.
ReplyDeleteThank you KLM. I appreciate the good thoughts :)
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