I love when a premiere has some kind of special theme like grass which makes no sense but makes celebrities look foolish on it in their heels. Ashley Tisdale would have liked a memo in advance.
Ditto to Taylor Schilling who would probably like a sandwich too. Zac Efron in pleather?
The best known calves in the world. Blue Ivy.
Dakota Fanning discovers something she has never seen which she shares with the world. Stamps.
Eva Longoria on the way to Victoria Beckham's birthday dinner.
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield in Cancun.
Jude Law is all dressed up.
Jason Statham and Rosie at the premiere of his new movie.
Long time no see Kim Cattrall in the photos.
Thars yer Blind Item, methinks.
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well.. yup libby ;)
ReplyDeleteEmma looks so cute and pretty.
ReplyDeleteJude's still so handsome.
Emma, Andrew and Jason for the blind?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Andrew Garfield have a single hoop earring and a screw coming out of his neck?
ReplyDeleteI thought that last pic was Kathleen Turner!
ReplyDelete@Ingrid - torture device? I really think it is part of the tree in the background.
ReplyDeleteI would have never recognized Kim Cattrall. Has she had something done on her face? Looks kind of Tori Spelling-ish.
ReplyDelete@Ingrid, he doesn't. It's bits of something (lights perhaps) by a palm tree in the background. You can see it better here:
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Andrew Garfield would look good in a dress and makeup dont you think?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure thats Dakota Fanning, It looks like a stoned Kiki.
is that a Michael j Fox tee on Andrew Garfield???
ReplyDeleteI hope this is just an unfortunate shot of Dakota. She looks like a sloppy mess! Did she get robbed at point blank range and be forced to dress as a granny?!? Sad!!
ReplyDeleteGarfield's shirt is either Degrassi Junior High era Wheels or Jason Bateman circa It's Your Move.
ReplyDeleteEmma looks better red or brunette. Her dress is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI swear the hardest decision a celebrity has to make on non-working days is 'what is the ugliest pair of shoes I can wear with this outfit to go run some random errands'?
@Ernesto, me too. I also thought Jude Law was John Travolta. They are hair/wig twinnies.
ReplyDeleteKim is looking positively demure!
ReplyDeleteLove Eva's outfit!
ReplyDeleteDoes Andrew Garfield's head look freakishly small to anyone else?? He's still cute though
Re: Andrew Garfield's shirt, is that the kid from Two and a Half Men?
ReplyDeleteRe: Beyonce and Blue, it was in the 80s here in NYC yesterday, why would she cover her baby up like that? I'm trying for the benefit of the doubt, however, shouldn't the baby's legs move too?
Wow, those hairplugs are really filling in nicely, Jude! You are starting to look hot again! You'll never reach Mr. Ripley hottitude again, but good on you!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who can't tell the difference between Zac Efron and Chace Crawford, like, at all? I seriously can't tell them apart. I don't know which one is the HSM twink, which one is in that horrible-looking N. Sparks movie, etc.
@Texshan - I'm with you. Zac and Chace are the same person in my head.
ReplyDeleteI love Emma Stone, but totally agree she looks better as a redhead.
ding ding ding! and we have a blind item winnah!
ReplyDeleteKim C. dressing her age, how nice.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, I don't see the attractiveness of Andrew G. at all.
That is a good picture of Jude.
@Sakura, good to know I'm not the only one!
ReplyDeleteIt's Michael J Fox on Andrew's shirt! There's a close-up photo on Lainey ... I know, I know, the only reason I went there is because Michael K linked to it.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that in this photo at least, Kim C. looks like she could be Maria Bello's older sister? A little bit? Maybe?
ReplyDeleteIf there was ever a rumor about Jason S being gay, wearing those shoes with that suit and tshirt killed them all.
ReplyDeleteI love that Emma dresses her men/boys up like dolls. Hahahaha! I'm so convinced it is her. She has that energy.
ReplyDeleteOh for the love of Samantha Jones, what has she gone and done to her face?
ReplyDeleteLooks like we start and end this set of pics with people who love injectables and fillers.
I don't think that is Dakota either....she is much slimmer than that
ReplyDeleteNot that she looks big
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Not that that person is big....she just is a little bigger than I recall Dakota fanning being
ReplyDeleteDakota's tennies are not flattering to her legs at all!You'd think that Marc Jacobs' Lola would know that
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but for Emma to fit this blind would require her to have dated a Gerard Butleresque A list actor.
ReplyDeleteI know she dated Alex Pettyfer, Teddy Geiger, and Kieran Culkin. Not a fit.
Jason and jude i certainly would!
ReplyDeleteUghh Dakota... Don't ever wear that outfit again!
ReplyDeleteWith his receding hair line, Jude Law is looking more and more like Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Come to think of it, Jude and Stewie have the same speaking voice as well!
ReplyDeleteZac looks completely generic to me now that he's a grownup.
ReplyDeleteThat IS Dakota! But bad shot and bad boots.
ReplyDeleteI think in addition to being heavily botoxed Kim had cheek implants. Also her hairline is receding. She looks like Ben Franklin's mother.
ReplyDeleteLutefisk, the "receding" hairline is the result of a facelift - they cut above the hairline to hide the scar and pull the scalp up and back, giving people massive foreheads.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Garfield looks like he has absolutely nothing to offer in the crotch area.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, people. I think maybe Kim has eased up on some face fakery and is starting to let herself age gracefully.
Mooshki, I thought facelift also, except her eyebrows don't have that *surprised* look.
ReplyDeleteI think the word "facelift" and the whole image that conjures up for me is terrifying...yikes.
ReplyDeleteTo me Kim looks pretty amazing considering girlfriend is pushing at least mid 50s - she looks fab and NOT desperate, which IMO really is what ages men/women more than anything. The too tight clothes/attitude and behavior etc., that some celebs use to attempt to disguise their real age.
I know Jude Law is a dirty dirty dog but goddamn I have always thought he was just sooooo fine. In a really cool unique old Hollywood way. He's like the opposite of a Zac Efron if you will.
I dont know what Emma Stone sees in Andrew Garfield. Firstly, I dont know who this kid is and secondly, he looks like an idiot hipster whose hobbies include learning tricks for his long board and thrift shopping for 80s ironic shirts that carefully showcase his "cool" give a shit demeanor. Plus his hair is stupid and too gelled.
Angelina's shoes look like they are part of her legs. The whole outfit makes her look like an alien and it's kind of painful to look at her. I miss Angelina circa 2002.
ReplyDeleteProbably no one will see this because I'm a day late, but I do not think Emma & Andrew are the answer to that blind. They are in the random photos posts just about every day. It's not like Enty hasn't posted pictures of them for a month and suddenly after that blind *BAM* there they are.
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