Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie share their first family photo on Twitter. Tried to sell it, but no one would buy it.
Hayden P tries to catch a basketball on her nose like a seal. Yeah, that is not going to work out well.
Jessie J channels Will Smith from 1985.
Jennifer Lopez before Idol and
after Idol.
Kiefer Sutherland was on hand to judge the 3rd annual get drunk and knock over a Christmas tree festival. Minimum of ten drinks required.
Lana Del Rey gives the side eye to someone wearing a Slash shirt.
Lourdes looks just like Madonna from 40 years ago.
And here is Madonna now. Not too bad really.
Hayden P tries to catch a basketball on her nose like a seal. Yeah, that is not going to work out well.
Jessie J channels Will Smith from 1985.
Jennifer Lopez before Idol and
after Idol.
Kiefer Sutherland was on hand to judge the 3rd annual get drunk and knock over a Christmas tree festival. Minimum of ten drinks required.
Lana Del Rey gives the side eye to someone wearing a Slash shirt.
Lourdes looks just like Madonna from 40 years ago.
And here is Madonna now. Not too bad really.
Mike Comrie is fug.
ReplyDeleteI hope their baby does not end up looking weird because mike is not handsome no wonder nobody wanted to pay $$$
ReplyDeleteMadonna is fug - inside and out.
ReplyDeleteMy mom is a year younger than Madonna and is not only a lot more attractive, but looks years younger. I think Madge looks atrocious.
ReplyDeleteLourdes is very pretty though! And let's face it, so was Madonna once upon a time. She's had too much crap done to her face now though...with all the yoga and dancing she does, it would have been interesting to see her age naturally.
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that Mike Comrie has family money (his family owns one of the largest furniture supply companies in Canada), so I don't think he and Hillary need worry about how much they can get for Luca's photo.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why they would have needed to sell the pics anyway. Between her money and his money, they're definitely not hurting one bit.
ReplyDeleteBaby still looks like an alien you guys.
ReplyDeleteAnd Hayden still looks like an eight-year old.
ReplyDeletehunter - yeah but it's an alien on the cuter side!
ReplyDeleteI love Kiefer, That is all.
lourdes is a pretty girl.
ReplyDeleteLana Del Rey needs to disappear. her mouth looks like a stretched out bhole and she cant sing.
Like her or not, don't you have to admit that Madonna is a hard worker?
ReplyDeleteAnd HP's body sure looks athletic. Maybe she works hard, too, so she can keep up in her alleged kinkiness and not damage her internal organs in the process.
If anyone deserves a side eye it's Lana when she's making that horrid noise she tries to make us think is singing.
ReplyDeleteMK has a pic of Hayden in this bathing suit and she has a very wonky breast.
Lourdes IS a pretty girl.
Getting older will not be a good time for Madge, her ego is just too huge to let her age gracefully.
First off,it just hit me that me and the hubbs never did a family photo like that when our baby was born...I was too busy panicking over all the things I was just learning and the sleep deprivation lol
ReplyDeleteSecond,don't mess with Kiefer!In my mind,I was happily married to him all through my highschool years and I absolutely adore the guy!
Madonna isnt THAT old, gosh. Lourdes looks like Madonna more like 35 years ago. And the pic of her now is still impressive.
ReplyDeleteI will say that typing all these names is obnoxious. Feeling the need to add Poseidon and Apollo up in this bitch, just to spread the god-like names around.
epic eye roll
Lourdes has really grown into those strong features, thank god.
ReplyDeleteHayden's body..... Yikes.
ReplyDeleteHayden's a little nugget.
ReplyDeleteI think Mike Comrie is cute, not good looking, but cute.
Why did LDR dye her hair brown, at least the red hair made her a bit different.
For some reason I really like Lourdes.
ReplyDeleteMadonna really does look okay, right? When she wears age-appropriate garments (Shady Pines, ma, Shady Pines!) she looks decent.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Lourdes' beauty is hard or Madonna to deal with. Her extreme narcissism could inspire envy of her more exotic and still young daughter.
ReplyDeleteJessie J isn't bad looking, but her head looks like it belongs on a heavier body.
Say at you want about that baby, but God is real. That chin and jaw on Comrie skipped a generation.
Count me as one who also finds Lourdes lovely. Not another Blonde Bimbo (oops, did I just make a crack about Madona?). Actually I would kill to have either Madonna or HP's bod without Madonna's stringy, veiny muscular arms.
ReplyDeleteI am waiting for Madonna to start going after Lourdes' boyfriends.
ReplyDeleteI also want to know how long it takes to assemble JLo.
Hahaha @Lutefisk, I wonder the same thing! Isn't most of Madonna's boyfriends her daughters age anyways...?
ReplyDelete@lutefisk I agree about JLO. She has always irritated me that she doesn't dress age appropriately and watching her walk around like a slub in sweats seriously hurts me. I can't wait for her to go away. She seems like the fakest of the fake people to me. And it's seriously weird that she gets papped with her bf EVERY DAY and rarely out with her kids.
ReplyDeleteMadonna is a bad plastic surgery victim.
ReplyDeleteWHO ARE THE CELEBRITIES WHO HAVE HAD SEX WITH THEIR KIDS?
Lourdes looks a little like Miley in that pic. They have the same stoney, somewhat blasé smile.
ReplyDeleteHayden is so tiny and childlike. The thought of her alleged sexual escapades makes me a little sick.
Nah, Lola's *much* prettier than her mom when she was young. Madonna looks attractive now, reasonable when you consider how much work she's had done, that she's learned to have her eyebrows tweezed, touch up her roots (apparently she learned that a few months ago) and finally has an attractive hair color.
ReplyDeleteWtf is Lana DelRey? Nice MC Hammer pants. Oh, the shame of dating Axl Rose. Now everyone knows and when you wake up and realize what a loser he is, you'll never was that stain away. :(
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