Random Photos Part Two
Jennifer Aniston in InStyle. She looks really tense here.
Keira Knightley goes for a more risque style shoot for Interview.
Jack Black and Ashton Kutcher thumb wrestle.
Honor is truly Jessica Alba's daughter. Have you noticed how much she walks compared to Suri despite being way younger?
Jennifer Love Hewitt actually has pretty good form.
The Kardashian shoe collection. Discounted at the Salvation Army store. No one wants them.
Katy Perry is back in the country of her marriage, India.
This is Lance Armstrong finishing a triathlon over the weekend. The girl in the photo is his daughter who he
blows right by.
Yesterday was the feet and today is a photo of Hilary Duff's son, Luca.
Obviously, Hillary's baby is beyond cute!!!!! What a doll!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan someone please make Ashton Kutcher go away? I mean seriously, enough is enough. How is he relevant? I know he's in commercials, on TV, divorcing middle-aged movie stars and showing up to country music award shows, but does he need to do any of those things and do we need to be subjected to him? He's like the Fred Durst of...well, he's like Fred Durst and that pretty much explains it all.
ReplyDeleteI love the Kardashian crap on the clearance table.
ReplyDeleteThat baby is beautiful! That being said, I think there's a bit of photo shopping going on there - my babies were always kind of splotchy looking for a bit after they were born.
Lol at the man during between jack and Ashton
ReplyDeleteJeffery Katzenberg even looks annoyed by Ashton.
ReplyDeleteThat baby is horrifying.
ReplyDeleteJLH has good form but the bull isnt actually moving
ReplyDeleteJA DOES look tense. Keira looks hot.
ReplyDeleteWould hate to sit between those two!
Ha, ha, and more ha at the shoes.
Hilary has a little burrito!
OMG, Hillary Duff's baby is beautiful! Awwwwww, sweeeeeet!
ReplyDeleteaw, sweet Luca...he looks like an old soul, lol...looking right into the camera.
ReplyDeleteLance ARmstrong is a jerk
ReplyDeleteThat baby boy is perfect - what wise eyes.
ReplyDeleteI HATE Lance Armstrong with a passion.
That is all.
What a cool photo of Keira!
ReplyDeleteWill Katy ever go back to black hair? It makes her eyes and features really stand out. Everything else just looks ok.
I have this bizarre need to one day ride a mechanical bull. Shame they're not more widely available in Vancouver.
ReplyDeletejennifer Aniston looks so uncomfortable in that picture...*L*
ReplyDeleteand Alyssastinks, your comment made me lol. That's all.
Aniston looks like they just told the colonoscopy is coming right up.
ReplyDeleteKeira looks like she has a dick, bad spot for a highlight.
I hope Jack broke Ashton's thumb.
Lance is pretty much all about Lance.
^*told her*
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry looks like an edible rainbow of colors- I just want to eat her up here, SOOOO pretty!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I totally did do a quick double back at Lance Armstrong's below the belt situation-
Hey! It's not my fault- he's wearing skin tight clothing and....okay, yeah. I'm a dick.
I think JA looks tense because she's not sure how she ended up with such ugly boots on her feet.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Jessica Alba (another JA but I like the first one better) has the same amount of paps following her as does Tom and Katie.
Normally I don't mind Jack Black (JB) but this picture bugs me so much. They're both so "on." And dude in the middle is determining which life choice to blame for leading him to that exact spot in life.
Wait, did Lance A. know his daughter was there, or did he just not see her?
ReplyDeleteLance Armstrong is not a nice,friendly person. Ok, he's a jerk.
ReplyDeleteI've known about him for 20 years and am friends with one of his earliest riding buddies.
They once did a long ride out to the hill country and Lance called someone to pick him up and didn't offer a ride to my friend who biked back the 45 miles or so alone.
I'm on a sabbatical in the PNW but lived and have a house in Austin and have seen him around over years.
He is not approachable, warm or friendly to 'the people'. His ego is so huge you can't get close. He has tons and tons of hangers on who put up with it. His tour de france celebrations in Austin were huge and kids were everywhere. He rode with a group up Congress Ave to the capital and didn't really take time to pose with groups of kids---a few, like some of the state rep kids and such.
I met his first wife a couple of times socially and she is pretty sweet. Both times post divorce.
Okay, show of hands: has anyone else ever mistakenly walked right by someone they knew? Like, maybe, just as an example, after competing in a 4 effing hour triathlon?
ReplyDeleteModest Proposal: If you're going to hate on someone at least have the courtesy to say why and, if possible, make it a good reason. Otherwise it just looks like you spitefully dislike people who are more talented and/or successful than you are.
I doubt Lance saw her. But he's still an asshat.
ReplyDeleteOMG that baby that baby. Yes to whoever said, an old soul. I wants him.
JA is VERY tense, she's clenching her neck.
^ someone, yes. My daughter? no.
ReplyDeleteHe's a fucker. Bitter, one ball having asshole.
I think Honor having a younger sibling has to do with her walking more. When I was pregnant with my second I had to stop carrying my daughter at a certain point.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter is about the same age as Suri, and I rarely carry her. Katie must have a strong back. I have a hard enough time with my almost 3-year-old, who's 35 lbs, and is constantly in motion.
That was nice of Britney to donate her boots to the needy. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love Keira's pose (very Vamp like)
ReplyDeleteHilary's baby is so cute
That is the worst picture of Jennifer Aniston I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI don't care how avant garde the outfit is, Keira Knightly looks stupid. The pants look ill-fitting and could have used some Photoshopping around the crotch. The entire thing makes her look like a pinhead with make-up from 1985.
I've wandered past my mum but I am told I'm a bi of a flake.
ReplyDeleteHilary's baby is so cute, such BIG eyes. Beautiful boy.
I am no world class athelete but I have been known to run a few 10K's, the Danskin decathalon twice and a few long distance canoe races (100 miles)over the years. I climbed a few mountains in the Andes too and when my hubs and daughter showed up unannounced at the end of an altitude sickness laced leg on the Inca trail, I maybe, for a tenth of a second couldn't believe my eyes, but I knew it was them!
ReplyDeleteYes, I've spaced out people at the grocery, sometimes even purposely (not gonna lie) but for cripes sakes, I have NEVER blown off someone who took the time to come and SUPPORT me at an event.
It takes a lot of effort when folks to that, driving out, finding parking near the route, making signs and looking for me. So I can see them for a few seconds as I pass them.
I'm happy to talk about my Lance hatred. He comes across as an egotistical ass who loves himself above all others.
ReplyDeleteI read a very insightful article years ago (maybe in Texas Monthly?) about his cancer diagnosis. A (former) close friend of his was in the hospital room when Lance spilled his guts about all the performance-enhancing drugs he'd taken. Of course, once he went into remission he denied all of that and threw his friend under the bus.
My opinion is that he is so interested in preserving his "super human" persona that he will never admit that he juiced like everyone else to get to the top of the cycling world. Think of the young athletes he could have saved from the misery of steroids, etc., if he would have humbled himself and admitted his shortcomings.
And don't get me started on how he left his wife with three little kids to raise so he could ride his bike to more glory. I'm not a big fan of dudes who leave their families.
I'll get down off my crazy, irrational, never actually met the guy soapbox now!
I wouldn't mind if lance lost his other nut and the sack with it! I am going to hell lol
ReplyDeleteI can concur with joy mama- I have a friend who trained with him and the stories are the same. Not a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing my fucking ass off about the Kardashian shoes.
ReplyDeleteHillary''s baby is adorable!!!!
Oh, that darling baby, good feeling back again...
ReplyDelete@Amy in MI check out yesterdays comments under Nicole Smith.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Sheryl crow ever date him?!?!
ReplyDeleteThat baby is totally beautiful.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Lance break up with Sheryl Crow right after she found out she had breast cancer?
That Kiera photo is creepy. I like it. Heh.
Duff's baby is a little angel. What a beautiful, sweet kissable little face!
ReplyDeleteI figured Lance was a dick when he and Sheryl Crow broke up because she wanted more kids and he didn't. But then he went off and had two kids with his current girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteNot a huge fan of the babays but that is one beautiful child!
ReplyDelete@Strawberry: I HEARD they split because of their extreme differences politically. And yeah Jasmine, I'm checking the package too. Still too and he's such a tool.
Total happy dance over the Kartrashians shoes on super discount. I am just thrilled that KK is one of the most reviled peolpe these days according to polls.
That IS a cute baby.
ReplyDeleteKeira Knightly, as a Robert Palmer girl.
ReplyDeleteLove the shoes on markdown at Sal's Uptown!! lol
ReplyDeleteYes, Lance is a jerk, but for Chrissakes, he just finished an Ironman!! Swimming over 2 miles, biking 100 miles and running a marathon - I think he deserves to go to the finisher's tent and get some hydration/nutrition.
One nut - not nice!
ReplyDeleteIRONMAN will disqualify you if you stop or run with your family in the finisher lane. They've had too many instances of finishers tripping and/or contesting finishing times because of this.
ReplyDeleteBut, yes, Lance is an a$$h*le.