Random Photos Part Two - Coachella
Melanie Griffith made an appearance at the festival with her daughter, Dakota Johnson.
Alicia Silverstone brought her baby and her baby daddy.
Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald were there.
Kristen Stewart tried to keep a low profile although there was some alone time with Robert Pattinson.
Joe Jonas went the shirtless route to try and get lucky.
Penn Badgley and Zoe Kravitz did some experimenting.
Joe Manganiello was also there in all his shirtless glory.
Katy Perry found time to love on her new guy, who also plays guitar for Florence & The Machine.
No hug is worth giving up that smoke for though.
Emma Roberts looking a lot like Toni Collette in About A Boy.
Dakota Johnson. Hmmmmmm?
ReplyDeleteSo all of the guesses were posted? Grr
ReplyDeleteHa Ha--both Emma and Dakota in the same randoms--not an easy blind solve.
ReplyDeleteThere are some really good pics of Joe M. on Tom & Lorenzo's site.
Look, Emma AND Dakota for the blind!
ReplyDeleteIs that outfit on Emma a clue? Is that a costume, because that outfit could be a symptom of being hyper-sexual too young.
Or it's a symptom of having bad taste.
ReplyDeleteCan't remember which site I read the blind on, but around the Twilight premiere there was one that said one of the girls was hiding a pregnancy, and Nikki Reed looks prego. Or did I miss an announcement?
ReplyDeleteIt was Coachella...I forgot the title.
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts is wearing fringe slit to the nips as a top, and has her daisy duke shorts UNBUTTONED and folded over....looks like our deluded slut to me.
Are those bite marks on Emma's arm or am I trying too hard to see something?
ReplyDelete('Deluded slut' sounds so wrong. Pardon me. I meant 'girl who mistakes sexual attention for love'.)
ReplyDelete@discoflux.. they look like bite marks to me. =/
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't she just go in a bikini and be done with it?
ReplyDeleteBeth & libby - thanks for the laughs...
ReplyDeleteI have never figured out the 'low cut shorts, unbuttoned and folded over' look. I seriously wanted to ask a girl if it meant she was ready for a quick lay by any taker, but my friend stopped me because she thought we would be stabbed. It is straight up trashy to do that.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the uncomfortable, impractical footwear at Coachella, an ALL DAY AND NIGHT LONG event, is making my feet hurt. Does that make me old?
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly!
DeleteDisgusting outfit (Emma).
ReplyDelete@FS - honestly? I can attest that it makes them fit better if they are too small 'cause you can get your gut in and they sit lower.
That's all I got though.
Emma looks like shit... her face screams heroin... maybe it is her?
ReplyDeleteSo is Coachella the excuse celebs make to not bathe for a week or two? Penn Badgley looks like he must reek to high heaven.
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts looks terrible. I don't know if she was the subject of that last blind, but, jeez, she looks like someone who needs an intervention ASAP! Also, being as she's a lefty, are all those wristbands on her right arm there to cover up cutting marks?
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts always looks filthy and tired to me.
ReplyDelete@Stephy - "being as she's a lefty, are all those wristbands on her right arm there to cover up cutting marks?"
ReplyDeleteGood eye! I'd give you a 98% on that if she's a lefty.
However, whatever "screaming heroin" faces look like, I believe the blind stated that she was no longer dabbling in heroin.
That's Alicia's HUSBAND, not her "baby daddy." Just FYI.
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ReplyDeleteEmma, Dakota AND Zoe! It has to be one of these three!
ReplyDeleteOh Joe Jonas, time to straighten up. I get the sense that he is really unwell and unhappy with things and compensate with drugs/alcohol/sex. Lol at Emma Roberts, really unfortunate pose..
ReplyDeleteJoe Manganiello *droools*
Oh, good God. EVERY person in this group looks like shit ... with the exception of Joe Manganiello, of course, because he's hot and should always be shirtless, by law. His gf, however? No. Just no.
ReplyDeleteI know they are at an outdoor music festival, so I expect people to dress comfortably, but there is a HUGE difference between dressing comfortably and looking like a homeless crack addict.
I agree, Nikki R. looks preggers. And if your dress is so long that you have to tie it in a knot to stop tripping over it, take it to a seamstress and get it hemmed. It's not that expensive.
I wonder if Alicia chewed up some of the grass before spitting it into Bear's mouth for a snack? I know, that was mean. At least she got some earphones for him, so he didn't have to listen to the crappy music.
Penn B. just screams "douchenozzle" to me every time I see him.
No, Melanie. No. You are too mature (in years) for this scene.
So glad to see Silverstone and her husband had headphones on their baby! I want to slap parents when I see parents with babies/toddlers at events that are loud enough to seriously damage their hearing. And yes, add me to the chorus of those who think Emma Roberts looks awful and I also thing those look like bite marks on her upper arm. And those unbuttoned, half un-zipped pants? Pure trash.
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ReplyDeleteDisgusting outfit (Emma).
@FS - honestly? I can attest that it makes them fit better if they are too small 'cause you can get your gut in and they sit lower. "
Then go one size up?
Emma looks all drugged out. Also..she looks like she has a huge bruise on her arm.
ReplyDeleteThe guitarist for Florence and the Machine is pretty fine. I saw him on SNL and commented on it. Lucky Perry to get some of that.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA @ Emma Roberts.
ReplyDeleteEmma definitely is on something. She is lucky that Julia is her aunt. She has nor the talent or looks to make it in Hollywood otherwise.
ReplyDeleteWho brings a baby to a music festival? But then again, who feeds their baby ABC food?
Everyone looks grungy and Nikki looks pregs.
I was going to make a comment about Emma being 'Hollywood Royalty' (as in, that's what it looks like, folks)...But I realized that with that face, she could be British royalty! She looks like one of Sarah's girls with a bad hangover!
ReplyDeleteNever too old to rock, Melanie (but those pants? Hmmm). Screw people who say you're too old to go to shows. Those people don't love music, apparently.
ReplyDeleteAlicia = this sort of makes up for the ABC food thing, but not really.
Nikki Reed pregnant?
Kristin Stewart looks like full-on trailer trash. No excuse for that shirt, or hat, or stupid shoes w/out socks.
Hello, hey Joe! Wanna give it a go? ;)
Unfortunate photo of Emma Roberts. DURRR.
Emma Roberts is dressed like Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver."
ReplyDeleteHaha at these comments! Whoever that Joe guy is, he should never wear a shirt! Why do emma's tits hang so low in that top?
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay, pardon me, but I do love music, very much. I just think it's ridiculous when people in their 50s and 60s go to events like Coachella and strut around in wannabe hipster gear trying to look like they belong there. It reeks of desperation and a refusal to act your age. It's like Wooderson, still trying to pick up high school girls five years after he's graduated. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteLibby, your comment about Emma literally made me do a spit take. There's iced tea on my monitor now. She definitely inhereited those teef from her auntie.
"Inherited," BTW. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteEveryone always looks so skanky at Coachella. It's as if they're desperately trying to channel Woodstock.
ReplyDeleteI believe the blind is about Zoe
ReplyDeleteI think people of ANY age can go to these events if they want to. Who cares and good for them for not believing there is some kind of age limit.
ReplyDeleteJoe Jonas has that I am on ecstasy chewing my lip look
ReplyDeleteI took a closer look at the photo of Emma Roberts. Those bands are the kind that designate you as a legal drinker and so forth, so maybe not to cover something up. However, those bruises on her shoulder do indeed resemble bites or pinches. WTF?
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ReplyDeleteThe second weekend had to have been brutal because temps were in the triple digits. I'm not defending the sweaty skanky look, I'm just saying it got super hot, super quick in the desert. By the end of the day a lot of people are going to be a hot mess. Again, I'm not trying to make excuses for some of these outfits because 99% of the rich and famous here look like hell. Emma's cuts or bruises look like desert dirt to me.
ReplyDeleteI also think the blind is about Zoe. Look at Enty's caption for her picture also I remember Lisa saying that Zoe wanted to go and live with her father because life with Lisa was too boring. Maybe she did go live with him and got more than what she expected.
ReplyDeleteWhoever the BI is about, I feel bad for the daughter but I want the father outed!
Blew up the Emma Roberts picture. I would put money that those are bites.
ReplyDeleteOf course shes on something. All you have to do at those things is mutter the name of a drug under your breath and the appropriate vendor magically appears in front of you. Once the late late concerts start, you have to sit way in back if you dont want to get a contact high.
OMG, you guys! This isn't even the worst thing Emma wore this past weekend! You MUST check out this photo!
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What the hell is sticking out of Zoe's bag? It looks like some kind of furry tale--please tell me she didn't bring an animal to an all-day music festival in triple-degree desert heat?...
ReplyDeleteyeah, anyone can go. anyone any age can go and sweat till you stink, and use porta-pottys with the masses, and inhale cig smoke, and enjoy people barfing from too much "fun". isn't that wonderful that there is no age limit on a good time?
ReplyDelete@nettalovesrobin.. I thought the same thing about emma's boobs. her top seems so low that i'm surprised her nips aren't exposed. it's not like she has giant droopy knockers. maybe the bandeau top just isn't flattering on her
ReplyDeleteThey're bite marks.. you can clearly see bottom teeth.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what dude got lucky with Jonas.
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