John Cusack gets the top spot. He got himself a star and brought along his amazing sister. He also brought along Jack Black. Billy Bob Thornton showed up because he heard there were going to be some Angelina Jolie look-a-likes there and wanted to party.
Randomness. Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Alexia Ashe, Aubrey Plaza and Louis CK.
Apparently Courtney Stodden now plays volleyball.
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie do some grocery shopping. Highlight of your day when you have an infant waiting at home for you.
Heidi Klum. Day 1 million of making the rest of us feel bad about the way we look.
Then you see a photo of Tim Burton and all is right with the world again. Here he is with Johnny Depp.
Jennifer Garner makes her post baby red carpet debut.
Jeri Ryan at Brit Week.
Also there were Bruno and Anna.
Katie Holmes tells Suri about the time these girls made a face and it stayed that way forever. Then she realized she was talking about One Crazy Summer which you have never seen you should. Demi Moore actually weighs more than 75 pounds and John Cusack is in it.
Why is Suri walking?
ReplyDeleteJeri Ryan has a weird face. I don't think she's ugly or looks like she's had excessive work; I just find something weird about it. Anyone else?
Can't wait to see Dark Shadows!
"No Suri, you may not"
ReplyDelete"Kiss my ass Kaite"
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ReplyDeleteWhen you look directly into Courtney Stodden's face in that picture, you can tell just how young she really is. Sorry I know everyone hates her but I think she's right up there with Hayden P, Tatum, and other abused children.
ReplyDeleteWhat is happening to Mike Comrie?! He's looking awfully doughy.
ReplyDeleteNot the booties again Katie.
ReplyDeleteI guess they're comfortable because several ladies at Coachella were wearing them too.
But, they're still ugly.
DWTS Bruno seems like such a perv to me.
Thanks for the Courtney Stodden pic...she and her grandpa just crack me up.
ReplyDeleteHey, wasn't John Cusack thought to be the answer to a BI awhile back about a guy who is permanently impotent for some medical reason?
I don't begrudge Heidi Klum her beauty. She's somehow able to still seem relatively normal and likeable.
Courtney Stodden now plays volleyball...that comment w/that pic is all shades of wrong. Her "natural boobs" look to be the size of volleyballs now. And w/her gay/pedo hubby - normally I don't get so sickened, but how fitting to have CS in daily pics, the same day as Sophie's choice and incest loving dads. I feel scummier than the NE right now....gross!!
ReplyDelete@Brenda Love - I was going to say that too! She actually looks her age here.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting tables at the RCC near 30 Rock once and I said to this one beautiful blonde lady "Hey - anyone ever tell you you look just like Jeri Ryan?"
Pretty sure (in retrospect) it was actually her. Funny.
LOL@Patty!
ReplyDeleteSuri looks so cute in that pic!
Jennifer Garner looks gorgeous post baby.
ReplyDeleteHA! One Crazy Summer..."There sure are some ugly looking kids around here." Back when the Cusack/Piven bromance was going strong.
ReplyDeleteI was all for some alone time when I had my newborns, but Hilary has been papped every. single. day. alone. for about 2 weeks straight.
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously not judging, I'm just curious.
Ugh, Johnny Depp looks like the pregnant man.
ReplyDeleteWhy fight the hot? WHY?
Jeri has a very strong angular face, and a killer body!
ReplyDeleteBruno may be a perv, but he owns it!
Jennifer looks lovely, she is a pretty woman.
Tim Burton is at least consistent. In 1983 he adopted the Robert Smith of the Cure look & dress & he never wavered. 30 years and counting now.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the movie One Crazy Summer!! Nobody ever knows what movie I'm talking about when I reference it, which is a shame.
ReplyDeleteCourtney's boobs look ginormous! Papaw must have fun motorboating.
ReplyDeleteUgh those damn shoes again Katie?
ReplyDeleteWow, it's been a while since we've seen Courtney. Wonder where her peepaw is. Guess he missed the photo shoot? Hey maybe he was working? Hahahhahaa...I crack myself up sometimes.
Johnny depp love ya! Jennifer G looks good after the baby! Maybe im confusing him with someone else but i thought Bruno was gay!
ReplyDeleteAh Hilary. It must be so nice to have a nanny to take care of your baby while you go out to get groceries with your husband. Not snarking; genuinely jealous over here.
ReplyDeletehello, Bruno is gayer than a box of Christmas bows.
ReplyDelete"The Sure Thing" with John Cusack is one of my all time favorite movies.
ReplyDeleteI thought Courtney Stodden was Aubrey O'Day, that she lost weight again. Both are equally useless.
Stodden? You look younger than 47 today!! I almost didn't recognize you. I don't even know how to feel!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think it was possible, but Jack Black seems to have shorter & fatter.
ReplyDeleteI love "One Crazy Summer", co-starring the great Joel Murray.
ReplyDeleteI also love Anna Trebunskaya! She's one of my favorite DWTS pros.
@parissucksliterally
ReplyDeleteThat's how I learned how to shotgun a beer way way too young. LOL
Love that movie so much.
Garner looks so gorgeous and relaxed there.
ReplyDeleteI wish Duff would just get her eyebrows tattooed on because she's do creepy with those thin, barely there ones.
I still don't know who Courtney Stodden is or how I missed that period where she was introduced to us. Too bad I don't care enough to Google.
ReplyDeleteMoving on...I agree with the comment above - Hilary is photographed an awful lot for a new mom. I would barely leave the house for at least the first month.
Jennifer looks great! She is definitely concealing her tummy, which is pretty standard for a new mama.
I continue to be amazed at what people will do for attention. But then I don't get why one would want that kind of attention anyways...
ReplyDeleteTim and Johnny are starting to look alike.
*ducks*
Hey I was lucky if I showered the first month!
ReplyDeleteJennifer does indeed look great.
In other news Jason just officially became Britney's co-conservator.
ReplyDeletePoor Britney.
I know my guess was wrong yesterday, but its worth noting that Enty put JC at the top today then mentioned him in the Katie H pics as well.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to tell me something Enty???
Enty ~ You lured me out of silence with One Crazy Summer!!! The cute and fuzzy bunnies and Bobcat as Godzilla! Ahhh when Hollyweird had an original thought. :D
ReplyDeleteJust repeating the Garner sentiment. She looks natural and normal here and that makes her all the more beautiful.
ReplyDeletei have been thinking all along that cusack is himmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. Himmmm?
ReplyDeleteHilary must not be breastfeeding or else she pumps a lot. I used to think her hubby was cute. I love me a hockey player, but lately he is the one who looks like he just gave birth.
I thought: david gest really lost weight.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize it was Bruno.
I love Louis CK!!!
ReplyDeleteall the folks in the picture above courtney are as fake-tanned as she is. really amy poehler, i expected so much more from you.
ReplyDeletei don't know about jeri, but that pix of joan cusack makes her face look weird.
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ReplyDeleteWhere's my two dollars?
ReplyDeleteRenoBlonde, I am so glad I am not the only person who appreciates that movie! It is fabulous!
ReplyDeletePeckerhead Estates!
ReplyDeleteso the combo of CS pic and Carmen electra doing her CS pose made me think. Other than the eyes, Carmen looks tons better. Courtney - get yourself together!
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