So, this is how Justin Bieber keeps his youthful appearance that
Selena Gomez finds so intoxicating and why
thousand of screaming fans mobbed him in London.
Judging by Ali Lohan's weight, I'm assuming the cup and bag contain a healthy portion of air.
Even Marc Anthony eats more. Maybe.
Ali Larter wandering the dark and dangerous streets of Beverly Hills.
Still my favorite current actress, Malin Akerman.
When I saw this photo last night of Topher Grace, I thought I had too much to drink because he was all blurry. Turns out he just is blurry in real life too.
Selena Gomez finds so intoxicating and why
thousand of screaming fans mobbed him in London.
Judging by Ali Lohan's weight, I'm assuming the cup and bag contain a healthy portion of air.
Even Marc Anthony eats more. Maybe.
Ali Larter wandering the dark and dangerous streets of Beverly Hills.
Still my favorite current actress, Malin Akerman.
When I saw this photo last night of Topher Grace, I thought I had too much to drink because he was all blurry. Turns out he just is blurry in real life too.
Selena is so gorgeous, why is she with that feminine looking dude?
ReplyDeleteI did not recognize Topher, he looks so different with the beard!
Ali is proof that high waisted pants look horrible on everyone.
ReplyDeleteAll the teen girls I know wear high waisted shorts with their asses hanging out. On top of that, they wear booties, which cut off the length of their leg. It is truly a horrible look.
Is that mascara or brow gel the biebs is getting?
ReplyDeleteI love Malin Akerman's dress...so hot!
ReplyDeleteAli looks like a skeleton, look how her collar bone just out. It's a crime that neither of her parents OR her sister is doing nothing about this.
ReplyDeleteJuts not just!
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan is so unfortunate looking.
ReplyDeleteJustin Beiber looks like a girl so he might as well put makeup on like one.
Ali looks so sickly it actually makes me sad (me of all people!). I don't want to think White Oprah would let her starve to death so Blohan can have a martyr to resurrect her career.
ReplyDeleteBut we all know better, don't we?
Such a shame about Ali. She used to be, in my opinion, the cuter of the Lohan girls. Now, it's like we are watching her die before our eyes. In a way, my heart aches for her. She never had a chance. :(
ReplyDeleteIs there a Lohan family rule against bras? Does the mom wear them - I don't really care to dig through photos to find out - any one just know offhand?
ReplyDeleteBeiber and Gomez: They really do make such a cute lesbian couple
ReplyDelete@parissucks, those hideous high-waisted shorts were the hipster-girl uniform last summer, plus they wore them with tights and ugly sneaker or cheap ankle boots. I believe it's a requirement they either have cankles or dress to appear as if they do.
ReplyDeleteI kind of dig Topher with a full beard.
ReplyDeleteNow I can only imagine Ali calling out for Popeye every time I see her.
ReplyDeleteMalin is so freaking hot.
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan should invest in some Saggy Ass Sad Girl Shorts.
I love, love, love Ali's outfit and shoes!
ReplyDeleteAli Larter that is, not the other one.
Jason, that's funny shit.
Enty, that probably is a bag of air that she purges later.
ali looks odd. i can't put my finger on it. yes she is thin, pale, & unfortunately attired, but it's something else. don't know what.
ReplyDeleteMalin is gorgeous, but that dress is not doing much for her. It's oddly unflattering.
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan is grotesque looking, and her clothes... YIKES.
Selena Gomez is very pretty, but there is something repulsive about her, regardless of the Biebs.
Ali Lohan - This is really criminal. Can't someone do something before she dies? California DHHS? Can't someone make an anonymous call? I always thought she was the prettier one, too.
ReplyDeleteMissed you Ali Larter!
I actually like Malin's dress. I'm mesmerized by the pattern. Much like an infant. I have an infant brain, apparently.
Now you Topher. You on the other hand frighten me. Are you starting your career as hipster villian? It's the creepy eyes and creepier beard.
anitamark, they are still wearing that heinous shit here in L.A.!
ReplyDelete@anita mark: I HATE that look! It's awful!
ReplyDeleteNext to mascara, eyebrow fix is my favorite. Wish I could find a cheap one.
And the other Ali is killing it, I like everything she's wearing, too.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Ali so...gray?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Ali so...gray?
ReplyDeleteI think Ali Lohan's anorexia-ness is a cry for attention..I think she is ignored by her mama in favor of Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteGosh, I remember when my husband and I were Bieber/Gomez's age...we too humped like rabbits back then. Could not get enough of this new toy called sex!
Ali Lohan = fashion victim.
ReplyDeleteAli Larter = fashion winner.
Bras and food are forbidden in the Lohan house!
ReplyDeleteIf Ali Lohan is eating anything, you know she's bringing it back up. Jesus, those parents ought to be horsewhipped. Topher always looked so different away from "That '70's Show". Maybe he did good not associating much with the rest of the cast - mainly the males.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is full of really skinny people, btw...
Ali Lohan looks blue to me, as in not enough oxygenated blood in her, anemic too. Anorexia-related heart/lung issues?? Geez. Poor girl.
ReplyDeleteHow are Ali Lohan's jeans tight?!
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan of high waisted pants if they're done right.
Ali Larter look AWESOME!
Ali Lohan looks like a character from the Gashlycrumb Tinies...Google it.
ReplyDeleteA is for Ali, who vanished into thin air.
Ali Lohan... I just cannot....
ReplyDeleteLOL StanleyRoper! She has the goth sickly girl look down pat.
ReplyDeleteTopher looks kind of alright in that beard! Hello!
ReplyDeleteI too love Ali Larter's gray and white outfit!
ReplyDeleteI hope Ali Lohan crashes while she is still young enough to recover. Another year or two of this she'll be on shaky ground.
And her friend's cloven hooves look ridiculous.
Topher looks like Hugh Jackman and Craig Ferguson's love child as a Masterpiece Theatre host.
Gashlycrumb Tinies. Classic!
ReplyDeleteTop her look creepy and the by-line was weird. Could he fit the blind? Unmarried, unattached, had some fan girls from That 70s Show.
ReplyDeleteI may be reaching, I don't think he has A list name recognition. Who knows.
Malin is adorable and Topher's beard is a win for me. Yummy.
ReplyDeleteRegarding Ali Lohan,
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the high-waisted pants, or perhaps the ugly chunky platform shoes, or even the obvious eating disorder which has sadly left not an ounce of meat on her frail bones and starving, scary pale skin... But the combination of her long torso with those long legs, for me, makes her look like she's been stretched out. I'd like to say that it's just a fluke photograph making her look disproportionate, but the girl next to her looks far more normal. Perhaps she's into limb lengthening? Sounds crazy, but in perspective, this family is into far more shocking things than that.
Just to clarify, I'm half kidding!
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber is proof that brow gel really is the solution to every problem.
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber is proof that brow gel really is the solution to every problem.
ReplyDeleteLittle Lohan's outfit looks like she ought to be working at the fast food place. What is that logo on her breast?
ReplyDeleteAli got into the modeling industry on the strength of her name, and now she is competing with the girls who have much smaller frames than she does, so she has to eat even less than they do. It's criminal.
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan was cute until she had surgery to her face in an attempt to make it look more dramatic. Instead, it made her look masculine and harsh, very much like an adolescent tranny.
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