The richest little girl in the world, Athina Onassis is all grown up and 27.
Long time no see with Amanda Seyfried and her dog.
Speaking of dogs, Ashley Tisdale brought hers to the pool. Are you supposed to do that? What is the etiquette with public pools and dogs?
Not sure what Brooklyn Decker is wearing. Mamma Mia costume?
Beyonce on the beach in the Caribbean with
Jay-Z.
Not sure why Christie Brinkley feels the need to pose like this, but she looks good.
Casper shows off his new truck. He borrowed the Capri pants from Jennifer Lopez.
Long time no see with Amanda Seyfried and her dog.
Speaking of dogs, Ashley Tisdale brought hers to the pool. Are you supposed to do that? What is the etiquette with public pools and dogs?
Not sure what Brooklyn Decker is wearing. Mamma Mia costume?
Beyonce on the beach in the Caribbean with
Jay-Z.
Not sure why Christie Brinkley feels the need to pose like this, but she looks good.
Casper shows off his new truck. He borrowed the Capri pants from Jennifer Lopez.
Yes please park your big ass truck in a compact car parking spot. People who do that are AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley is posing like I imagine Blair Warner would be posing. Were she a real person.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Enty's comment about Amanda Seyfried is a hint that she might be involved in a recent blind.
ReplyDeleteHuh? I'm still staring at Amanda Seyfried's dog. I'm not a huge dog lover, but still think that dog is stunning.
ReplyDeleteI think Christie Brinkley is just having fun and being silly in that pose. Good for her.
ReplyDeleteI would kill for Athina's boots.
ReplyDeleteNice douchebag look, Casper.
Brooklyn Decker is very pretty, but she always wears the most unflattering clothes. I don't get it! Does she have the worst stylist or does she need one?
ReplyDeleteDonald Duck parking in a compact parking spot - how considerate.
once again, why is Tisdale ever posted on this site? She is a nobody.
ReplyDeleteI love that bathing suit on Beyonce.
Maybe he thought compact refers to the driver's size rather than the vehicle itself. Seriously... I could see it.
ReplyDeleteMy parents have a truck like Casper's. They WORKED for theirs. I know it's not nice of me but I hope somebody scratches the shit out of that thing.
ReplyDeleteI see London, I see France. I see JayZ's underpants. (sorry)
ReplyDeleteIs Athena the one that married her married horse trainer??
ReplyDeleteSorry Beyonce nothing will make me believe you had a baby.
Casper the Eeeewwwwww guy lol
nice compact, douchenozzle!
ReplyDeleteJason, if he keeps parking in the compact car slot, he's gonna get dinged like crazy. Some piece of crap 1982 Honda is going to park right up on that big ol' truck.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't Christie Brinkley be crying over that no good ex-husband who cheated on her like 20years ago?
Jay-z has some smooth shiny legs.
ReplyDeletei wish i still had my 1996 chevy cavalier POS just for occasions like this - so i could park it *thisclose* to the driver's door of asshats like this. Cuz what, you're gonna ding my car that's worth all of $600 bucks getting in? LOL! I am going to hell, cuz I really wish I was there with my little POS car. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of moobs, the gentleman behind Ashley Tisdale brought his to the pool.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce and ashley look good! The dog is cute but not at a pool.
ReplyDeleteI believe Christie is taking over the National tour of Chicago--she is playing Roxie Hart--so that is probably her version of Bob Fosse-like dancing, maybe? She was on the View last week talking about it.
ReplyDeleteOh and she also did speak about her no-good mental case ex-husband....being a Broadway star seems to have cheered her up a lot over all that.
oh and while I was reading this, Anderson Cooper had this "smallest dog in the world" on his show--and her name is Beyonce! She is the size of an i-phone.
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Can Casper reach the pedals??
ReplyDeleteYes, Athina married her Brasilian gigolo married horse trainer and she has proven that money does not buy looks cus that poor girl is not very attractive.
ReplyDelete@MM she may not be attractive compared to the rest of the world, but she's a goddess compared to her mother!
ReplyDeleteI did not need to see Jay-Z's girly-looking, hairless leg with tighty-whiteys showing.
ReplyDeleteNo Sir-eee.
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ReplyDeleteNice to see that new parenthood hasnt put a damper on Beyonce and Jay-Z's beach time.
ReplyDeleteCause, you know, I was worried for them. (eyeroll.)
Tisdale looks like she has some meat on her bones. Good for her.
ReplyDeleteBrinkley looks like she's do a sort of caught-in-the-middle-of-line-dancing pose.
I'm laughing at you, JLo. Your new piece tells me everything I need to know about you, the flip-flop and jeans cut off into capri pants in particular.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce really is a beautiful woman. I do truly believe her & JayZ are in love.
ReplyDeletePig Parker.
ReplyDeleteWhat a douche. Every time I see the guy I want to punch him in the face. He always has that "I'm such a badass" look on his face. Freeloading little douche.
I have to say - Ashley Tisdale doesn't look anorexic or any H-wood BS because that belly looks very normal (for a 20-y/o something) and I like it.
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley is probably just being a bit silly with that pose and she SHOULD NOT "be crying over that no good ex-husband who cheated on her" because she is the SHIZNIT for Christ's sakes!!!!
Oh - and Casper is douchetastic.
ReplyDeleteI think we should try "the Secret" on Jennifer Lopez and help mama bear manifest a dude worth her time.
ReplyDeleteI think she should date Pitbull, he's Latino hip hop artist, so they have that in common.
He has that tough guy thing she goes for, and has that shorter, muscular build with a face only J-Lo could love.
It won't last forever(duh) but she can divert her money to her twins' trust funds instead of baby bear's allowance and settlement.
Not to defend Caspar but in CA..There are NO spaces that say large vehicles. They are all compact either because they are or because they are labeled but they are all the same size. it's quite frustrating. And everyone here seems to have an SUV save for that Mini owner..parked over in the loading zone. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteNo Beyonce did not have a baby. She could not have and where is this child now? She's on a yacht and on vacation but you never see the child now do you?
If you drive a big-ass truck (because you can't afford to replace it) and you need to get a rambunctious toddler from truck to movie theatre without getting run over, and the only full size spots are way the hell out, you park in the compact spot.
ReplyDeleteDouchebag doesn't have that excuse.
Sherry we see the childs feet out and about.
ReplyDeleteIts three months old now. Dont all women have flat bellies and look good in bathing suits when their kids are three months?
Never posted, but feel the need to defend Beyonce. I had my second child week before hers, and as with my first my baby, the weight was gone in five weeks. Good genes, not much weight gain, and healthy body. With a 3 month old I would look about the same in a bathing suit, so some women are just lucky. Who knows if she had kid or not, but you can lose the weight like that naturally.
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ReplyDeleteBoo-ya! Who called Seyfried?!...even if I spelled her name wrong :-S
ReplyDeleteSherry, I live in L.A., and I see plenty of parking spaces for large cars. Only the compact ones say "compact". Large spaces are just blank. Where the hell do you live?
ReplyDeleteEwww! Casper's capri's are a little too close to jorts for me.
ReplyDeleteJ-lo girl, you have a type! Look at photos of her ex-husband Cris Judd and it's like Casper is another bald buff backup dancer.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else find something really weird about the way Jay-Z and Beyonce are lying down? At first I thought the shiny smooth leg was Jay's, but I realized it definitely is NOT...it's Bey's...but how does that make sense? How are they positioned so that her leg is showing in front of his?? I'm so confused!
ReplyDeleteI want to be Christie Brinkley when I'm her age. I pray. She looks fantastic...gorgeous.
ReplyDelete@Paris: I live in SF and drive a Volvo(because that's the LAW!)and I have a hard time finding large spots (or spots period). However I have zero issues with walking if the larger spaces are available. It just seems most garages label them compact but the sizes are all the same. According to some building codes, per square footage, they must have X amount of handicapped parking out of X amount of spots and that is the only code I am aware of.
ReplyDelete@ Sherry "Never see the child". Rather outrageous statement since photo of Beyonce holding baby boarding a yacht were posted on on Monday April 9th. New mums are allowed to enjoy themselves. Just saying.
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