Emma Watson took some time off from making out with her new boyfriend to hang out with Lily Collins.
Emma Roberts turns Chord Overstreet into her own personal taxi.
Ke$ha goes for the John Popper look.
Rosanna Arquette was there and was thrilled someone recognized her.
Katy Perry started smoking again.
Lea Michele and Lauren Conrad see who can out fake smile the other.
Elijah Wood treats his fans to a sample of Lord Of The Rings music.
Joshua Jackson hides behind Diane Kruger.
Fergie wanted Josh Duhamel to carry her like Chord did Emma. I'm assuming he said something like, "We're married. They aren't."
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder.
Lindsay Lohan says Coachella is not a club so she is allowed to go. Hey, she didn't get into a fight so that is a plus.
Emma Roberts turns Chord Overstreet into her own personal taxi.
Ke$ha goes for the John Popper look.
Rosanna Arquette was there and was thrilled someone recognized her.
Katy Perry started smoking again.
Lea Michele and Lauren Conrad see who can out fake smile the other.
Elijah Wood treats his fans to a sample of Lord Of The Rings music.
Joshua Jackson hides behind Diane Kruger.
Fergie wanted Josh Duhamel to carry her like Chord did Emma. I'm assuming he said something like, "We're married. They aren't."
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder.
Lindsay Lohan says Coachella is not a club so she is allowed to go. Hey, she didn't get into a fight so that is a plus.
I didn't know Katy ever did smoke. Huh. Well I did at her age too, but hopefully she'll wise up like us oldies that quit.
ReplyDeleteI think sweet Cory Monteith is so good for that uptight Lea.
Must say most of these ladies look pretty lovely here.
Diane is so pretty, I used to not think so around the time of Troy, but she's a natural. Her and Joshua are my favorite celebrity couple. Both seem down to earth and nice.
ReplyDeleteSo many hipsters.......
ReplyDeleteI think the only place on Earth worse than a Disney cruise must be Coachella. Smelly, smug hipsters, overpriced food and water, the filthy desert, rancid port-a-potties, crappy music, people who attend to try to seem cool and hip even though they are two decades too old (Rosanna), horrible fashion, way too much smoking, and thousands of hippie burnouts do not equal a good time in my book. I'll just stay where I am clutching my pearls and yelling at those damn kids to get off my lawn, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Ke-dollar sign-ha is too thick to be wearing those shorts, and I bet her feet smell worse than a high school locker room at the end of football season.
@Texshan - I wish you were my neighbor!
ReplyDelete@Texshan - I wish you were my neighbor!
ReplyDeleteI saw a photo over the weekend of Gerry Butler at Coachella and he looked soooo thin (looked good tho!)
ReplyDeleteKesha looking rough
ReplyDeleteFunny post Texshan except for part about the filthy desert. It's beautiful here this time of year. Not so much in July-August though. Other than that, you couldn't pay me to go to Coachella Fest. Potties on wheels creep me out.
ReplyDeleteTo each his own, I guess, Califblondy. I'm just not a desert person -- I hate it, actually. The high desert's not so bad, but the rest of it bites, IMO.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Susan!
Does anyone else think "huge handbag sale" when they see ANY mention of Coachella?
ReplyDeleteTrue, Texshan, I'm not crazy about high desert because here it means very cold and windy.
ReplyDeleteI like the desert. After 50 years in Seattle I like sun every day (almost) no mosquitoes, fleas, or slugs. I dust more often, but have mothballed my collection of umbrellas.
ReplyDeleteI make retro jewelry so I also have an opportunity to clutch my pearls daily.
Coachella seems to send older people back in time, and not to a good place either.
Ooooh Del Riser, you make the desert sound appealling! Especially since it's SNOWING HEAVILY here in Upper Michigan...*siiiiigh*...
ReplyDeleteIf u look up "unflattering" in the dictionary, you will find this picture of Kei$ha.
ReplyDelete@figgy, literally the first year we lived here my husband and I would wake up and say to each other "OMG, the sun is shining again!"
ReplyDeleteI don't miss the snow, ice, drizzle or fog. Here we treat rain as a spectator sport. If I want snow, even skiing,which I don't, I can drive an hour to Mt. Charleston.
i really like emma watsons dress i love tiger stripe. i have been scouring the internet, (or the 'net as we used to call it in the 90s)...right? yeah so, i have been looking everywhere for an 80s style tiger striped bikini!!! i want one!!!
ReplyDeleteNina Dobrev looks lovely in that blue dress.
ReplyDeleteI just *know* that Lindsay has vodka in that water bottle.
I'm sure that's "water" in Lindsay's bottle...
ReplyDeletedel risa, heh a friend of mine from Seattle has been living in the desert for 8 years now and loves it. I'm not sure I could handle that kind of heat. And SCORPIONS no thanks!
ReplyDeletethis post reminds me of when I was in elementary school and we had Clash Day. We would all wear the ugliest and most mismatched clothes in our closets to school for a day. Teachers and staff would take part in the festivities too.
ReplyDeleteI guess it was clash day and no one told me.
I so want to go to Coachella for the fashion & celeb sightings.
ReplyDeletePoor Kesha - there is nothing she can do to fix that body. It's an unfortunate shape.
@msgirl, as we like to say "But, it's a dry heat!" I have seen one scorpion. I saw more than that in Eastern Washington.
ReplyDeleteIn the winter it can be 35 degrees, but there is sun and a blue sky. We have a yard full of flowers, trees, year round hummingbirds and yellow finches, and a nice big pool for the hot days. Our dog loves no fleas! Life can be good in the desert.
I think Emma Watson will be one of the few actors from Harry Potter to transition quite smoothly into HOllywood mainstream without being typecast.
ReplyDeleteI think its because her hair and face are becoming SO drastically different from her trademark Hermoine look. Whatever it is, good on her for making her career happen (and I love that genuine gamine smile on her face ;)
Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet (eternal gag with that name) are cute together.
Katy Perry smoking isn't going to harm her voice one bit since she has no talent anyway.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Lilo...there's "water" in that bottle. Eau de Vie for her.
One more thing:
ReplyDeleteRegarding Kesha and her booty-esque shorts on her thick frame....
I have a friend who's 350lbs and has the best freaking self-esteem of anyone I know.
Recently, she bought a pair of actual booty shorts and said she refused to wear tights/leggings underneath them. She said she knows she has cellulite and dimples on her legs but if skinny girls dont have to rock leggings under booty shorts, why should she?
HAHAHA- it was awesome.
So go on with yo bad self Kesha- rock the sexy at any size :))
Kesha's body looks pretty balanced here and her legs look toned. There's not much that can be done to change the shape you're born with, gotta work with what you've got.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry looks very pretty and I love the floral print on that dress.
Joshua and Diane are so cute!
Hey, Jasmine, I'm a fatty fat, and I would NEVER wear booty shorts or shorts like the ones
ReplyDeleteKe-dollar sign-ha is wearing, but that's just me. I figure no one wants to see my fat ass or cellulite, since I surely don't! Plus, clothes like this just aren't my style (I'm more the sundress-type girl). But I'm glad your friend feels so secure in her body. Good for her.
Re: the desert -- I have lived in disgustingly humid, hot-as-hell Houston for 34 years. I HATE the heat. Before this, we lived in the Pac NW, and I would love to go back there. If I could live anywhere in the US, it would be Seattle. The only reason I can handle the high desert is specifically because it does get cold there. I'm just not a fan of the hot weather. And I went to Vegas once and had a bloody nose every damn day because the dryness dehydrated my nasal passages. Not fun.
So there you are. To each his own.
Who is Haley Atwell and why does she look like a naked mermaid?
ReplyDeletelea michele is posing hardcore there. that is all.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, Kes(I refuse to use the dollar sign)ha!
ReplyDeleteBlohan stole everything she's wearing. Even the water bottle.
Katy P. looks so full of herself in that photo...but then again, she always does. Good news is no blue hair.
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused by all the Emmas...so I just try to remember that Stone is the one I like.
Emma Watson always looks clean, lovely, and age appropriate.
ReplyDeleteWow I can't believe how many people are ripping on Kesha's look...I actually think she looks great here, because the last photos I saw of her were in her granny-style bikini on the beach. It's all relative.... ;)
ReplyDeletePoor kesha people wont stop making fun of her body. At least she isnt some plastic barbie doll! Lea michelle i just can not with her. She looks like a 5 year old child posing in a mirror with her princess dress!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the need to look all 'hippie' with the pattern fabrics and what not. Can any celebrity just wear like regular shorts, or jeans and a tee-shirt? Sweats?--not doing your laundry sweats but just solid, color, hangin-out type of clothing. OY!
ReplyDeleteLori- Check Etsy. I've seen a few tiger stripe bathing suits on there that are adorable! (I like tiger stripes too...lol) :)
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