Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Nadya Suleman had some weekend visitors to her house who used a brick on her car windows to show what they think of her being on welfare. Idiots.
Take the woman out of the spiky black hair and suddenly Rooney Mara is all smiles.
Also filming the same movie and wishing he could get some new hair is Jude Law.
Reese Witherspoon just keeps on getting bigger. At some point she will say something right?
Sandra Bullock and Louis make quite the pair. Notice how she encourages him to walk.
Likewise Salma Hayek and her daughter.
Two years old, but Sarah Jessica Parker has her twins walking everywhere. So, why do Tom and Katie always carry Suri?
In an effort to try and get bigger ratings, 30 Rock is going to move to Pay Per View and Liz Lemon is going to combine her furry fetish with a love of Sesame Street.
I kind of liked The Situation better in rehab where he could not be seen.



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  1. Enty! The feet of the Me$$iah are NEVER supposed to touch the ground! That's how you get thetans!

    Or is it hookworms?

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  2. Can Sandra, Salma and SJP come give me some lessons on getting my kid to walk by himself, because my techniques are not working. He's going to be 17 months old in 2 days, and he still needs to hold onto something. I am getting judged by everyone.(Including myself. Hee.)

    Oh, Reese. You got the prego bloat early, girl.

    I never understood 30 Rock. Guess I'm a dumdum.

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  3. Hmmm guess Jude Law is the answer to the BI?

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  4. all the kids are wo cute!

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  5. Rooney Mara better start sharpening her casting couch skills, because girl is dangerously close to being the next Jennifer Grey.

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  6. Octomom's car = that's mean. I'll talk trash about the woman but I wouldn't throw a brick through her car. I know she's spending California's money, yadda yadda yadda, but what good is going to come from breaking her window?

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  7. The twins are so adorable!!

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  8. Agreed with EmEyeKay. Octomom's a mess, but the last thing anyone should be doing is adding to the woman's to-do list (1. Fix window, 2. Deal with insurance red tape, 3. Change diapers for kids 7-9, etc.).

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  9. Tick-tock, Situation, it's almost over.

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  10. SJP's twins are especially cute.

    Agree with all of you regarding Octomom - rock throwing isn't going to get her off welfare.

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  11. Those braids on SJP's girls are so adorable.

    Little Valentina always looks so happy and playful.

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  12. Tina Fey poses with some NBC executives.

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  13. @Susan, your kids probably just timid. Its good, it means he won't give you a heart attack by jumping out of an airplane our off a cliff. My boywas the same at that age....

    Salma's girl is gorgeous!

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  14. I guess The Situation knows how many minutes are left on his fame clock, huh?

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  15. Susan, if your doc isn't worried that there are other issues which sounds like is NOT the case, doncha worry at all, count your blessings - my son was also late but unfortunately he went straight to running! He wanted to do it perfectly went he did.

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  16. omg Sara's twins are DOLL's!

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  17. I agree, all the kids are adorable!

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  18. The fact that idiot Mike the Situation has a nice car and I get by with my 2001 Toyota Camry is really, really annoying.

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  19. Jude Law is starting to look like Michael Caine. I would not have predicted that.

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  20. OMG I love that SJP's twins aren't wearing the exact same thing!! Drives me nuts when people do that to twins. It's adorable, but come on, let the poor things have their own identity.

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  21. Can't stand Rooney Mara, a few more films that don't make money and she will be gone......

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  22. Is it me or the Situation looking very bloated?

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  23. Anonymous2:16 PM

    There's my widdle pwecious Louis! Come give Auntie Shannon kisses! Gah, I love that kid so much, it's crazy. I just want to nom nom his fat little cheeks. And I am not a kid person AT ALL, so every time I see him I am newly astounded at my reaction. I think I need help.

    Wow, that is NOT a good look for Rooney.

    You guys, maybe Reese just doesn't think it's anyone's business that she's up the duff. I guess she figures, well, it's obvious I'm pg, so what's the point of making some big announcement? Plus, she's pretty short, and girls built like her often start showing early. Once they get past the traditional three-month wait-and-see-what-happens time, they're often already starting to show, so they figure, we make a huge deal? It's pretty self-evident.

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  24. It wasn't a brick thrown through Nadia's window...I used a rock. It was all I could find at the time.

    Wow...SJP's little girls are absolutely adorable.

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  25. Is The Situation on the same "medicine" (or whatever) as Ashley Judd?

    Cuz he's sportin' some hella chipmunk cheeks there...

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  26. All those kids are aaaaaaaadorable.

    Rooney Mara suits the raven hair look. This colour has washed her out, no good.

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  27. I'm with Texshan. Why should Reese announce a pregnancy? At least you can tell it's not fake.

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  28. I think Suri is carried by her parents because she is so visibly upset by the photographers.

    It's protective and comforting when she is flashed by all those cameras and being yelled at.

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  29. I think Suri is carried by her parents because she is so visibly upset by the photographers.

    It's protective and comforting when she is flashed by all those cameras and being yelled at.

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  30. @joymama: I was thinking because of the Scientology child-rearing plan that says all children are small adults and shouldn't hear the word no, that Suri is hell on wheels (all the time) and possibly a runner when not being held firmly in Mom or Dad's grasp. Maybe they're afraid she'd run right into the arms of a TMZ cameraman and tell him/her about Mommy and Daddy sleeping in separate wings of the house and that Mommy says when they divorce, she'll get to live with her and get anything she wants.

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  31. I don't know why these same people don't throw a brick in the window of some big corporation that gets more government aid than some lady with 16 kids (I lost count). Cowards!

    I agree that the black hair made Rooney Mara stand out. She blends into the scenery with this new look. It's for a film, though...

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  32. Did anyone see Nadya Suleman on the Today show this morning? It seemed like there was something fishy going on with the note left in her car telling her to vamoose. First, she had thrown it away. Then, a reporter she couldn't name had it and the police had a copy. It was weird.

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  33. I didn't see the show Popcorn, but I think you're on to something...

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  34. ::gasp:: Popcorn are you implying that she is lying?!

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  35. I know! She is usually so honest and sane! I was surpised that I doubted her myself. Oh and her eyes didn't look crazy either.

    I will feel really bad if this turns out to be true, but she kept saying that she has to stay inside because of death threats and was making jokes about the "poor car." I think her angle will be that now she can't leave so she can't work. She also said she would be open to a reality show so there you go......

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  36. Anonymous6:35 PM

    @susan no judging. The important part is that your child is getting around. All kids hit their milestones at different times. For my kids, the physical milestones where always early, but language, ugh not so much.

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  37. Anonymous6:37 PM

    I'm guessing The Sitch is bloated from rehab. Often you gain weight since you're off drugs and eating at least 3 square meals a day.. Also lots of addicts are sugar fiends when you cut out the booze or drugs .. It's pretty universal for booze, coke and opiates to crave tons of sugar

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  38. Anonymous6:37 PM

    I'm guessing The Sitch is bloated from rehab. Often you gain weight since you're off drugs and eating at least 3 square meals a day.. Also lots of addicts are sugar fiends when you cut out the booze or drugs .. It's pretty universal for booze, coke and opiates to crave tons of sugar

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  39. Anonymous6:37 PM

    I'm guessing The Sitch is bloated from rehab. Often you gain weight since you're off drugs and eating at least 3 square meals a day.. Also lots of addicts are sugar fiends when you cut out the booze or drugs .. It's pretty universal for booze, coke and opiates to crave tons of sugar

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  40. Maybe Situation should get together with Ashley Judd. They could get their puffy face love on.

    Seriously, all the moms giving me their 2-cent regarding my Baby Evan's sea legs, THANK YOU!!! The doc says he's super duper a.o.k. But I come from a family of big-mouth judgy Italians, and well, you know how that goes. Plus, I had an epiphany that he is going to be 17 months old in 2 days and he's STILL not walking on his own. And, then I got paranoid that something was majorly wrong with him. Ahhh. The joys of motherhood.

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  41. Glad Reese is keeping quiet. We don't need another 2 year pregnancy to watch like Jessica Simpson. She may be waiting for amnio results before she announces anything.

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  42. Susan, I always figure if the kid isn't eating paint chips or torturing small animals or named Damien, you're doing something right. Screw the loud-mouthed family!

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  43. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Um, my kid is named Damian. I swear he's not evil. At least no more than any kid his age.

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  44. Rooney's hair is for the movie she's filming. (That picture was taken on set.) I still like her, even though she was overexposed for a while, and I think she was amazing in Dragon Tattoo. Kate Mara is the true gem of the family, though. I heard an interview with their dad on NPR, and he seemed like a really good guy too.

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  45. Does Reece tip off paps where she is going to be as there are always photos of her, running errands, going to church. Or does she just happen to frequent where they are?

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  46. This is my life, I was referencing The Omen! I didn't seriously mean that kids named Damien are evil! I'm sure your kid is fab!

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  47. How does Enty and all of you not know that Reese declared her pregnancy on US Weekly, and it was picked up by People?

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  48. Anonymous9:39 AM

    @Vicki its all good! :-)
    I know the reference. Never saw the movie, though.
    I'll admit, I get a tad bit defensive when people rag on the name because of a movie.
    Yes, he is a very cool kid!

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  49. @ This is my life.. I had planned on my future kid's name being Damian when I was a kid, I've just always thought it was a beautiful boy's name regardless of the stigma it got form the movie. :)

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  50. @mazemerizing---you are most likely correct. I didn't know she was a runner but she is hell on wheels so it might be to keep a grip on her.

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