Friday, April 06, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Maria Menounos was going to go for a planking and then remembered that Hugh Hefner did it so realized it was not cool anymore.
Mark Wahlberg and The Rock head to the gym.
Natalie Portman is still in Paris and wearing the same coat all week.
Orlando Bloom can read, walk the dog, talk on his phone and carry the baby all at once.
Look how happy Rachel Weisz is. Oh yeah, she has sex with Daniel Craig.
Speaking of sex, Rachel Zoe looks like her mind and hair were blown.
Tara Reid continues to go for the more modest look on her press tour.
Tori Spelling out and about and showing off her bump.



48 comments:

  1. I absolutely hate when people's toes hang over their shoes a la Rachel Zoe. It's so gross.

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  2. @chopchop - AGREED! Came here to say the same.

    Poor Tori & that face.

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  3. Can we put an NSFW sticker on Tori Spelling's face?

    JEBUS!!!

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  4. I think Rachael actually looked at her jumpsuit and her hair stood on end.

    Orlando and his 2 babies are so cute..

    Maria whatever looks like she is imitating a pic of Aniston I saw yesterday.

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  5. Maria looks like she is doing the Jen Aniston pose from yesterday.

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  6. You think Maria's doing the Jennifer Aniston pose from yesterday? :P

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  7. If you showed me this photo of Rachel Zoe, and I didn't know who she was, stylist to the stars would be the absolute last guess I would make as to her occupation.

    Agreed, the toes are disgusting. Wear fucking shoes that fit you. The outfit - hideous, not hip, lady. The only thing well put together in this shot is the baby - what a beautiful child.

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  8. Words I never thought I'd say, but here goes: Tara Reid looks good. Classy almost.

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  9. Came to say what the first three comments said. Thank you, ladies, for doing it for me.

    (P.S.: Tory's FACE!)

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  10. I like Tori, I do, but she would look a thousand times better with a darker more natural shade of hair, and a hairdo with some volumne around her face, to prevent it from looking so thin. And tone down the lipstick color.

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  11. At least Rachel Zoe's toes aren't touching the ground. That's even worse.

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  12. Or maybe Jennifer Anniston was just planking..

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  13. Rachel Weisz is so gorgeous. Looking at the picture, I was struck by the fact that she's wearing a hat, coat, scarf and boots, but no gloves. Guess it wasn't that cold.

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  14. I love love love Rachel's shoes but totally agree about the toes!
    Also, is it weird that I kinda think her whole get up is stylish? *runs and hides*

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  15. It blows MY mind that people would pay Rachel Zoe to style them. Good. Lord.

    Also, @ Vicki- you shouldn't say things like that about Tori's face. I somehow got Diet Coke up my nose from snort-laughing, and my dog is giving me some very WTF looks now.

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  16. I'd be afraid of carrying a baby wearing those platforms. I have weak ankles so it would only be a matter of time before baby and I fell flat on our faces.

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  17. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Yes, RenoBlondee, it is weird. That's a whole lot of "no" in one outfit.

    Sadly, I honestly think Pruneface Zoe only had a kid so she could dress him up in super-stylish kid's clothes. Seriously, every time I see him he's in some outfit that cost more than my entire wardrobe. It's like she thinks he's a live action dress-up doll or something.

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  18. Ditto on the Aniston copying comments.
    Id be happy if I was Rachel!
    Ditto again, toes over the ends of shoes is gross.
    Tara looks cleaned up and clean, good for her.
    Tori can't change her face, but her boobs do not have to rest at her belt line.

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  19. Little Skyler is a doll babyboy. So cute! Rachel does a better job of styling others than herself, but I still like the outfit.

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  20. LOL @Texshan
    I know, I'd never in a million years wear it. But it's just one of those outfits that only ONE person can carry off and I think she has. *Something's terribly wrong with me today, off to hide again*

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  21. @chopchop...gah! I don't think I would have noticed that if you hadn't commented on it...but now I can't stop simultaneously staring and dry heaving.

    I remember Maria Menounos from Channel One..who knew she'd become such a fame whore. What does she do now anyways? I only see bikini pictures and stuff like this now from her.

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  22. Natalie looks so cute!

    Love Rachel Weisz' Rag & Bone ankle boots. Makes me wish I'd also purchased a pair in black last year when they went on sale.

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  23. Tara Reid looks really good there. Such an improvement over the drunken ho mess she usually is.

    Tori Spelling on the other hand ... she's fucking ugly, eh?

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  24. Its good that tara is starting to look wayyy better. Tori i dont know whats going on with u. Her body seems scary to me.

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  25. Imagine if Tori didnt have access to the best makeup and hairstylists.

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  26. Could not agree more w everyone-- I adore Rachel's shoes & want them smyself, but toes hanging over the edge is gross and tacky and takes away from the cuteness of the shoes (the only cute part of her outfit unless you count the baby as an accessory).

    Tori (aka my beloved Donna Martin) is beginning to scare me. Is she turning into a Duggar? Why oh why the need to have so many kids in such a short amount of time? That cannot be good for a body that is already not the healthiest. Dr. Martin would never approve of such behavior Donna esp with that horrible husband of hers.

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  27. Eeew those toes hanging over, heave!

    I like that Natalie is wearing the same coat. Isn't that what most people do?

    Tori must have had a c-section, I know after vaginal delivery I sure wasn't ready for penetration!

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  28. I agree with the grossness of Rachel Zoe. From her face to her physique to those nasty-ass toes hanging out - yikes!!!!

    Rache Weisz has better style and she looks like she just scraped everything together to get out the door. The boots she is wearing are the same style as Katie Holmes' boots (the tan pair she wears with everything.)

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  29. Rachel looks fierce and I love that outfit! The baby is really adorable too.

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  30. 1.) Time is not being kind to Tori. 2.) Rachel Zoe's baby is beautiful. looks like a painting. 3.) Keep holding on, Tara Reid.

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  31. I saw Tori on The Today Show the other day and I kind of liked her. She admitted that the new baby was not planned sine she was still nursing her last child. I have cousins who are 10 months apart and there mother did the same thing. Dumbasses...but, watcha gonna do? She seems to really love her children and 4 is not that many for someone who can afford them. My sister is a single mom to 4 after her husband passed and it doesn't seem like too many. Just enough. Ok, now I'm rambling... :)

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  32. I don't think Rachel's toes had much of a choice. Those shoes are so tall, they needed to hang over to keep her from tumbling over.

    That said, I still like her & her personal style. Her baby is a cutie too.

    I am still shocked that Tori is pregnant again. I swear she was just carrying the last one like a month ago.

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  33. Gotta hand it to Tara, she looks fantastic.

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  34. Rachael Zoe looks like Ziggy Stardust and Christy Brinkley had a kid, dressed it.....and then forgot to feed it

    I confess, I kinda like Tori

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  35. Tori's doing too many fillers.

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  36. Tori and Tara both need good supportive bras. The girls are drooping.

    Rachel's baby looks just like her husband--he even has the same hairdo.

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  37. Yes Tori became pregnant ONE MONTH after giving birth! I can't ever say bad things about someone's face, it's what they were born with. HOWEVER those boobs! Ladies please, they don't look good sagging like that, and they hurt too, if you have breasts support them!

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  38. Have you guys never worn stood in open toe shoes where your feet slip down? I don't like the toes over the edge look either but it may not be on purpose here.

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  39. I should read my comments before I post them. Worn stood...

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  40. @BigMama - I kind of like her too. I really, really, really didn't want to, but I do. A lot of people use breast feeding as birth control and it doesn't always work. It doesn't mean she is stupid. It happens. She seems like a good mom and has the resources to take care of another baby so I'm happy for her.

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  41. every time I see Mr. Bloom he is the one taking care of the baby. every time I see Miranda she is doing nothing...

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  42. @chopchop - so glad this was the first comment - I was thinking the same exact thing and once I saw it I couldn't focus on any other picture; hah! That woman is ridiculous and her toes looks so awful all hanging out of her (undoubtedly uncomfortable) sandles

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  43. Just wanted to point out that that is NOT the face Tori was born with (not that the first one was any better).

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  44. Am i the only one who will comment on the fact that Enty pointed out Natalie wearing the same coat all week? Don't most people do that?

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  45. The Rock works out at my gym. This is not my gym. He must have a few memberships across LA. He is incredibly hot in person and I struggle to hold weights when he is close due to swoonage.

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  46. Natalie looks so happy in that coat. And comfortable also.

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  47. Rachel's outfit reminds me of the bad generic brand fashion doll outfits I used to get my Barbie. Her hair looks like my Barbie's did when I washed it and attempted to blow dry it. Oh my!

    That baby of hers is a beautiful child ,however!

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  48. Yeah, the Natalie-coat thing is a non-issue. I don't care if you ARE rich and famous and own fifty coats...what's the big deal about wearing one all week? Especially if she was in Paris traveling...less to pack and carry, duh.

    Again, the Tori-breastfeeding-pregnant thing...your odds of getting pregnant whilst b'feeding ARE way lower due to ovulation suppresion and hormone levels. So it's not entirely stupid to think that the chances are slim, although I would think that back-up BC isn't a bad idea. But all that said, what's up with sex after a month after giving birth? Isn't is supposed to be 6-8 weeks?! Even after a C-section, right? As my coworker noted when I told her Tori was pregnant, "He needs to get OFF her." I thought I'd die laughing. (My coworker is just extremely professional and full of decorum...that's why it was so funny.)

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